Smuggler Archive
Thread: You know you're a Smuggler when...
teenageriot2004
Wed Jul 13, 2005 2:21 pm
#27
.... you respond to blame with "its not my fault!"
.... you're mum asks where her pie and beer are, and you reply "i got a little sidetracked..." while wiping the crums from your mouth.
.... its between you and some slimey punk for the last drum stick in the bucket, and you grab it first.... cos thats what a smuggler does dammit!! shoot first!!
GanymedePharuu
Wed Jul 13, 2005 2:28 pm
#28
MISTagent01 wrote:
...you can't Smuggle.
4tw!
way to kill the mood.
ner0sputnik
Wed Jul 13, 2005 4:37 pm
#29
... every time you look at a speeder sitting unmanned in the middle of the street you wish the Devs would allow you to steal transports.
...you use drinks from bartenders not because you want buffs but just because...
... you get into someone else's YT-1300 and wish you could pistol whip him.
... you have more fun sitting around in a cantina BSing with your OL buddies than doing whatever your profession is "supposed" to do.
DA101_Okagecharina
Wed Jul 13, 2005 7:13 pm
#31
When youare originally an Image Designer, and are looking for another pointless profession to 'round out' your template 
ID's and Smugglers, brothers and sisters in red-headed stepchild-ness
Drakenya
Wed Jul 13, 2005 7:16 pm
#32
DA101_Okagecharina wrote:When you are originally an Image Designer, and are looking for another pointless profession to 'round out' your template
ID's and Smugglers, brothers and sisters in red-headed stepchild-ness
Bummer, I want blue hair.
lurdanta
Wed Jul 13, 2005 8:27 pm
#33
I can't believe no ones said this one yet...
You can't stop thinking about slicing the ATM...
You can't stop thinking about slicing the ATM...
VicDeacons
Wed Jul 13, 2005 10:29 pm
#34
....you get caught by your boss trying to Slice the timeclock
....he catches you again the next day
....you provide your coworkers a comprehensive instruction manual on slicing the timeclock (for a fee)
DreadZero
Wed Jul 13, 2005 10:40 pm
#35
... you try concussion shotting your boss to get out of doing work.
Antonnio
Thu Jul 14, 2005 12:00 am
#36
... You attempt to buy respect from your boss for the new intern. He is unpleased at your stiff price of $120 per point.
... You attempt to slice the gumball machine so you can get twice as much candy for your buck.
... You attempt to slice the gumball machine so you can get twice as much candy for your buck.
LexxWildstar
Thu Jul 14, 2005 12:22 am
#37
When your the manager of a warehouse and you think its your very own YT-1300.
Leaving your away message on Instant messenger as: (AFK) In the Cargo Bay.
When you have to tell your wife you have to let her go becasue the Imperial transport is here to take you shippment. When in effect its really U.P.S. come to pick it all up.
And I dont spend 6 hours of my day here.---- Its more like 7hrs and 55min. But who's counting.
Leaving your away message on Instant messenger as: (AFK) In the Cargo Bay.
When you have to tell your wife you have to let her go becasue the Imperial transport is here to take you shippment. When in effect its really U.P.S. come to pick it all up.
And I dont spend 6 hours of my day here.---- Its more like 7hrs and 55min. But who's counting.
TheBeerMan
Thu Jul 14, 2005 12:47 am
#38
... and he buys it for $50 from a temp who /respec'd to your profession.
Antonnio wrote:
... You attempt to buy respect from your boss for the new intern. He is unpleased at your stiff price of $120 per point.
LexxWildstar
Thu Jul 14, 2005 12:54 am
#39
While I was sitting here doing the invoceing for my daily orders I came across one for a place called The Villages Marina and for a split second I thought to myself, when did the jedis pursuade the devs to build them a marina. LOL Thats really bad I know.