Smuggler Archive

Thread: You know you're a Smuggler when...

GanymedePharuu
Wed Jul 13, 2005 10:02 am
#14

...each day you ask yourself, at least once, "should i just quit?" but then you realize you can't quit, because you made so many friends, and the game can be fun when, and only when, you're with those friends.



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Kohs V'sto
I wanted Smuggling for Christmas
but all i got was
<--- this stupid hat.

I am Jack's ignored profession.
Luke Skywalker is DEAD!
ClevtonRyles
Wed Jul 13, 2005 11:13 am
#15

... you feel pride for successfully smuggling beer and pie past officers of the local police department.



Colonel Clevton "The Clap" Ryles
Master Smuggler | Master Bounty Hunter | Drunken Bar Brawler Extraordinaire
"I didn't know how many of em it would take to kick my ass, but I knew how many they were gunna use..."
I am Jack's ignored profession.
KIA 26 AUGUST 2005 by Dev Jeedai Lovin'
GanymedePharuu
Wed Jul 13, 2005 11:18 am
#16



Beyrr wrote:


GanymedePharuu wrote:
...you're really not sure which will come first: the Mets winning the Super Bowl, or the Smuggler Revamp


edited for plausability





HAHA awesome...



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Kohs V'sto
I wanted Smuggling for Christmas
but all i got was
<--- this stupid hat.

I am Jack's ignored profession.
Luke Skywalker is DEAD!
Vampiric_Hoshi
Wed Jul 13, 2005 11:20 am
#17

You know you're a Smuggler when...


...someone pinches your "You know you're a Smuggler when..." posts




Abandon all hope
TheBeerMan
Wed Jul 13, 2005 11:24 am
#18

... you go to slice your stereo system, butdon't because you can't seem to find an 'illegal volume assembly'.



CHAISE WILDER

M A S T E R B O O T L E G G E R




maxtheusher
Wed Jul 13, 2005 11:29 am
#19

Actually... cargo floor of my jeep consists entirely of panels that unlatch to reveal storage areas. It's like it was designed for me. I keep an assortment of tools and other useful things in them, but then I have hit up the Windsor Tunnel this year... /smuggleOn



大胆框
赏金猎人

动 性交 你 SOE
fishbrains
Wed Jul 13, 2005 11:35 am
#20

-You wish you had concussion shot to use on your boss

-you are in the car with your girl and the light ahead is about to turn red and you say 'punch it sweetie'

-you feel extra secure at the airport when getting screened, I mean..there's only a 5% changce that they will find your nail clipper



Joras 'Godfather' Kal'lan/Aethen Dor

Master Smuggler/Master Officer
Sunrunner's Elder Smuggler


Drakenya
Wed Jul 13, 2005 11:38 am
#21



Beyrr wrote:


GanymedePharuu wrote:
...you're really not sure which will come first: the Mets winning the Super Bowl, or the Smuggler Revamp


edited for plausability





No, its "the Pirates have a winning record"




The Few. The Proud. The Trolleone.

Drakenya - Master Smuggler / Elder Assassin / S. A. Ace Pilot
Raken - Commando / Elder Rifleman, Carbineer
Drak' - Bounty Hunter

The Original
Descrambler

TheBeerMan
Wed Jul 13, 2005 11:49 am
#22

... you try to Mez the 'lotto ticket' mobs your clerk has aggro'd, cause all you need is a freakin' pack of smokes.



CHAISE WILDER

M A S T E R B O O T L E G G E R




gamemaster007
Wed Jul 13, 2005 1:29 pm
#23

When you are speeding and a police officer is chasing you; you actually have to think about wether to stop or to be a true smuggler...

I know it's sort of weak

When your at a pawn shop and they offer a price to low for you and you respond that you will go to the jawa fortress to get rid of your "valuable" crap.

New to posting on the forum but, not to reading the forum



>>>>>Euk-od Emofi<<<<<
Master Smuggler/ Ch
"He is our last hope"
"You don't get out much, Obi-Wan."
GanymedePharuu
Wed Jul 13, 2005 1:39 pm
#24

...the theme from Sanford and Son plays every time you enter the room



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Kohs V'sto
I wanted Smuggling for Christmas
but all i got was
<--- this stupid hat.

I am Jack's ignored profession.
Luke Skywalker is DEAD!
MISTagent01
Wed Jul 13, 2005 2:03 pm
#25

...you can't Smuggle.


4tw!



V E E L A "her royal hawtness"
I am Jack's Smirking Revenge. I am Jack's Ignored Profession.
Theed was a bustling commerce city...people hawked their wares, danced, laughed, dueled, and had a rollicking good time. Cantinas packed with Entertainers of every race, shape and size...along with scoundrels, Stormtroopers, and drunks. People grouped up and stuck together in the wilderness, and you ALWAYS took a Scout or a Ranger with you. We lived our own Star Wars saga. We created our own personas, our own histories, and it all blended into this wonderful, magical experience that I will always remember...


That magic is gone now, but I'd pay 50 bucks a month to have it back.

Editor's Note: The author of the above post has quit giving SOE her money. She suggests you do the same, because this game will never be what you want it to be.


ApollyonTB
Wed Jul 13, 2005 2:04 pm
#26

when you find out that attacking a Vette...can get you thrown in jail.



When you get really disappointed that your joystick dosnt work in your truck.



and finding out that hitting something in your truck WILL damage you and the object you just ran into



Getting very upset that your are lost, ...only cause there is no Beam shining from the heavens to guide you.



and no...there is no such thing as "Holo-mail" at work....






teh Tee-Bagger
Lover of Beer and Pie
Order 67 - "Every Smuggler is now an enemy of SOE and LucasArts."
(quoted by)
Veela "Her Royal Hawtness"


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