Smuggler Archive
Thread: A chuckle for the smuggler
this is a story to top all stupidity stories,
so im walking along with my jedi, been doing missions all day, dooby dooby doo, and i get a tell
dude: hey hows it going
me: fine not bad, urself
dude: good thanks, just wondering if you can help me out
me: sure wutcha want?
dude: just needa know where i can get some stuff, im a newb
me: no problem
blah blah blah i go through a list of ppl who can help him and get some good weapons guns and what not
dude: thanks you have been real helpful
me: no problem
dude: hey do u have a player city
me: ya, y?
dude: can i join it
me: sure just email our mayor
dude: no problem, wuts its name
me: swamptown
2 days later the guy send me another tell, and he says hes on his way to swamptown and wants to be a citizens
me: did u email our mayor
dude: no but im on my way
me: ok
im sitting in my pa hall while my mayor gets the dude set up with a house and all, i come out to go to my regular house and the guy opens up on me, he a bh, OMFG I'M A MORON, i kill him, and he send me tell
dude: i woulda killed you except i had my med thingy in the wrong hotkey
me: sux 4 u
dude: wanna go again ill show u up
me: nah
five minutes later
dude: pansy me: fine lets go
i proceed to kill him again
so i now have a bountyhunter living in my city who wants to kill me
Funny as hell.
Maybe you should pay back the sugar you borrowed from him, and he won't be so mad
ok this is a dual profession but funny as hell,
mewby =hi
me=hello
newby= wow nice speeder
me=thanx
newby= can you give me a ride i keep dieing
me=cant
bla bla bla
me =want a free slice
newby= no it sounds bad
me =explain explain
outher simi newby=are you guys stuped or something !!
outher semi newby /spit on newby
me=did you just ask me if i was stuped?
pause tic toc tic toc= yah
me= /dual
nothing so i go to med and powerboost
when i sit he attackes lololol well befor i even get up he is incaped
me= hmmmm well guess you were the stuped one /death blow
me and first newby= lol!!!
Daermoth wrote:
Lmao. Bosch Bosch Bosch. Shameful man. Wheres that force sense of yours eh?
That's not the half of it.
Bochey and I, we're in the same PA. So one day we're just talking about hologrinding and whatever, and I say "Hey, some people have just tried creating a new character on the server and it turns out they opened their FS slot."
He tries it and POW! Unlocked!
Here's the kicker.
Bochey, after creating his jedi - "Oh yeah... When I mastered brawler I remember hearing some weird music with angels..."
Me - "Two weeks ago?"
Bochey - "Yeah."
Me - "So you've had your jedi for 2 weeks and you didn't even know."
Bochey - "I guess so..."
/laughsohardicry
Bosch is dammed lucky they removed permadeath, thats for sure. And I sense a very very very long uphill battle for him to make padewan.....the force is not strong with this one im afraid. 
Hehe, sorry Bosch, j/k.
(Checks Bosch's meidochlorian dipstick) Yeah... yer a quart low..... (Hands him a bottle of liquid schwartz)