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Bullhype

Wed Jun 02, 2004 7:46 am

Good one. I have yet to have a bad customer in my 4 weeks of master smuggler. I am sure one is coming though. My favorite is,

"Can I get a damage slice?"

"It is completely random, no smuggler has control over it."

"Can I pay you more for a damage slice?"

"It is completely random, no smuggler has control over it."

"How much do you charge?"

"Lets see how good of a slice I get first."

I find this route lands me awesome tips if I get half way decent slice. I once got a 33% damage on a super fast scythe. The guy tipped me 2k. I /laughed and asked how much did he pay for it, he said 250k. I said whats 33% of 250k? He didn't have an answer and I said a hell of a lot more than 2k. So he ended up giving me 6k and I was happy.

Shugal
Keeper Of The Boomstick
Shugal's Spice & Loot Vendor -1575, -2425 North of Bestine

JamfeFabri

Wed Jun 02, 2004 12:01 pm

#15

Bankotsu wrote:

Just a thought, you ought to take more enjoyment out of situations like this. It's not often you get a good laugh out of the game like this.

It was like the time when someone asked me to train him insurveyIV, and then demanded that I pay him money before training. I just laughed it off. I thought I was doing him a favor, and he was asking for money. Then he followed me for about three minutes lowering the price for training not realizing that I just didn't need any apprentice points.

But at least you gained some entertainment value out of this.

ya but short term its a pain in the arse and wuite annoying... after a while sure its funny

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bigsexyjay0110

Wed Jun 02, 2004 12:09 pm

#16

Wow your lucky if that was your first bad customer. I dont know how many bad customers I've had to deal with, a lot of stupid people out there

Take it with a grain of salt, you know it was not your fault but the customers stupidity.

Keiser Soza
Master Smuggler

WillburWright

Wed Jun 02, 2004 1:48 pm

#17

Heh. Hope he got banned! What a.......moron!Makes me afraid to go put up my new Slicer tag....

gggggWillbur Wrightggggg A Smuggler without a cause-
gggggggggggggggggg No way to meaningfully smuggle.
gggggggggggggggggg No illegal goods to move....
gggggggggggggggggg No oppressive Empire to fight against?
gggggggggggggggggg 'Tis a sad sight to behold!
gggggggggggggggggg A Smuggler without a cause
ggggggSMUGGLERgggggg Is not a Smuggler at all!

BigZak

Wed Jun 02, 2004 2:18 pm

#18

And that is another reason I don't slice for anyone I don't know....ever, I direct them to a Master and explain that they will get the best slice available from them.

Also last night I saw a novice smuggler beggin for containers to slice, I just so happened to have just came across one on a mission and gave to him to slice. The container had 2 more inside it....lucky him and one had a clothing skill tape in it too.

Violet Vette, Radiant
ex-MCM, Smuggler, Pistoleer

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