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Thread: Updated Publish 20 Patch Notes!

Bzzzz
Fri Jul 08, 2005 10:19 am
#14

HAhhahahaha. Bless you, sir.



-Zz


MISTagent01
Fri Jul 08, 2005 10:36 am
#15

Wooo! 150 extra skill points! I KNEW being hawt would pay off one of these days!

Angus, that was hilarious!



V E E L A "her royal hawtness"
I am Jack's Smirking Revenge. I am Jack's Ignored Profession.
Theed was a bustling commerce city...people hawked their wares, danced, laughed, dueled, and had a rollicking good time. Cantinas packed with Entertainers of every race, shape and size...along with scoundrels, Stormtroopers, and drunks. People grouped up and stuck together in the wilderness, and you ALWAYS took a Scout or a Ranger with you. We lived our own Star Wars saga. We created our own personas, our own histories, and it all blended into this wonderful, magical experience that I will always remember...


That magic is gone now, but I'd pay 50 bucks a month to have it back.

Editor's Note: The author of the above post has quit giving SOE her money. She suggests you do the same, because this game will never be what you want it to be.


AngusMacGregor
Fri Jul 08, 2005 10:37 am
#16






MISTagent01 wrote:
Wooo! 150 extra skill points! I KNEW being hawt would pay off one of these days!

Angus, that was hilarious!




I'm glad you liked it, m'lady.




"C O L O N E L A N G U S" M A C G R E G O R
DEAD SMUGGLER - KILLED BY LACK OF CONTENT AND COMMUNICATION
I am Jack's ignored profession.
My account payment has been moved to a long term implementation.
WillburWright
Fri Jul 08, 2005 10:54 am
#17

Yep, I posted in the other one....



Great stuff, makes me laugh.



AngusMacGregor
Fri Jul 08, 2005 10:57 am
#18

OMG... it got deleted???!!!



Mods must serisously have some issues.




"C O L O N E L A N G U S" M A C G R E G O R
DEAD SMUGGLER - KILLED BY LACK OF CONTENT AND COMMUNICATION
I am Jack's ignored profession.
My account payment has been moved to a long term implementation.
EEMAN
Fri Jul 08, 2005 10:59 am
#19

if you still have that list can you PM it? wanted to put it on my guild website for laughs.



Omosack
Master Weaponsmith
Master Shipwright
Better Homes and Guns - in the Chilastra Galaxy

- It's time the devs end the bitter fighting by giving the community a Non Jedi server. We have a few servers with TINY populations that could be changed to this ruleset. I support this idea because it punishes noone. - You can support it too. Click Here!
AngusMacGregor
Fri Jul 08, 2005 11:00 am
#20

I don't have it.


I never had a post deleted before.... and I usually just pull stuff like this out of my ass instead of thinking about it.



Come to think about it... I never think about anything before posting it.



Stream of consciousness posting... ya gotta love it.




"C O L O N E L A N G U S" M A C G R E G O R
DEAD SMUGGLER - KILLED BY LACK OF CONTENT AND COMMUNICATION
I am Jack's ignored profession.
My account payment has been moved to a long term implementation.
MISTagent01
Fri Jul 08, 2005 11:04 am
#21

Make sure you save this one!



V E E L A "her royal hawtness"
I am Jack's Smirking Revenge. I am Jack's Ignored Profession.
Theed was a bustling commerce city...people hawked their wares, danced, laughed, dueled, and had a rollicking good time. Cantinas packed with Entertainers of every race, shape and size...along with scoundrels, Stormtroopers, and drunks. People grouped up and stuck together in the wilderness, and you ALWAYS took a Scout or a Ranger with you. We lived our own Star Wars saga. We created our own personas, our own histories, and it all blended into this wonderful, magical experience that I will always remember...


That magic is gone now, but I'd pay 50 bucks a month to have it back.

Editor's Note: The author of the above post has quit giving SOE her money. She suggests you do the same, because this game will never be what you want it to be.


AngusMacGregor
Fri Jul 08, 2005 11:06 am
#22

I can't save it... stupid work computer and corporate access crap!




"C O L O N E L A N G U S" M A C G R E G O R
DEAD SMUGGLER - KILLED BY LACK OF CONTENT AND COMMUNICATION
I am Jack's ignored profession.
My account payment has been moved to a long term implementation.
WillburWright
Fri Jul 08, 2005 11:07 am
#23

I'll paste it into my macros!

WillburWright
Fri Jul 08, 2005 11:08 am
#24

TESTING....



Entertainer, Dancer, Musician
Removed Inspiration Buffs, Battle Fatigue, and cantinas from the game.
Added the "Bend over and take it" dance, and a new song "Lonesome Is Me".
Jedi

Due to the popularity of the thread in the Jedi forum about giving the Jedi 4 cybernetic "General Grievous" arms and the ability to wield 4 Lightsabers simultaneously, we have implemented this into the game! Kudos to cpz for giving us this fun and exciting idea!
Smuggler

Added the ability to sell the new slicing components to Jawas. Enjoy this new enhancement to the popular "Fred Sanford" mini-game!
We are giving Veela an extra 150 skill points because we think she's "hawt" too!
Ranger


Creature Handler

We're nerfing you a little more than previously planned, just because it made us chuckle. We still don't like you, and are wondering why you haven't quit yet so we can remove the profession from the game entirely.
Chef

The schematics for all beer and pies are being removed because we have received reports of Smugglers abusing them.
Doctor, Medic, Combat Medic

We are moving your healing abilities to the Jedi Healer tree. We figured that we might as well finish the job we started with the CU, and remove your reason for existence.
Armorsmith

All armor schematics now require an obscene amount of creature resources... just to piss you off and to make armor even more expensive for all combat characters. It's a wonderful money sink, isn't it?
Weaponsmith

All weapons schematics have been removed. However, you can now craft lightsabers! WS crafted lightsabers are less powerful than Jedi crafted ones, but come in exciting new colors, like "Pepto Bismol Pink" and "Ranebow"!
Ranger


(Yes, we're still ignoring you!)
Tailor

Removed all clothing schematics from the game with the exception of Jedi Robes. The new Tailor-crafted Jedi robes are less effective than Jedi-crafted ones, but come in exciting new colors! (See Weaponsmith changes for color list)
GCW

Since many players have shown concern over the Jedi dominance in the GCW, we have made it Jedi-only content. There... no more reason to whine!



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AngusMacGregor
Fri Jul 08, 2005 5:47 pm
#25

/bump for the evening crowd... and to see if this one gets deleted, too.




"C O L O N E L A N G U S" M A C G R E G O R
DEAD SMUGGLER - KILLED BY LACK OF CONTENT AND COMMUNICATION
I am Jack's ignored profession.
My account payment has been moved to a long term implementation.
SmokingFrog
Fri Jul 08, 2005 6:04 pm
#26






AngusMacGregor wrote:




Ranger






Creature Handler





  • We're nerfing you a little more than previously planned, just because it made us chuckle. We still don't like you, and are wondering why you haven't quit yet so we can remove the profession from the game entirely.


Ranger







  • (Yes, we're still ignoring you!)





Oh my, I think I wet myself



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