Smuggler Archive
Thread: A Smuckle for the Chuggler
KodaVeers
Tue Jul 06, 2004 7:48 am
#14
This is a grreat thread!! Its about time i can read one and laugh..
Those stories with your kids...I fell outta my chair!!
Other than watching the orignal 3 all the time while growing up (30 now), Playing the hell outa the RPG yaknow the one with 6 sided dice and occasionally using the quotes, i dont really have ne stories. But one thing i hate is when someone says "hey whats that" I say "starwars" and they say "aahh you trekky" I really want to knock em out...lol
HOTDOG
Tue Jul 06, 2004 9:10 am
#15
Conlaw wrote:
Well, I am actually afraid to admit this because it will show just how big of a nerd I am....
I was thinking about this part of your post (which was awesome by the way- 5 stars for you) and I have to say you are not that nerdy to be into Star Wars. Here's how you can tell-
At work- or in a social setting. Just throw some lines out. You will be surprised at how many times people finish them off for you-
Examples:
1.) When walking down the office hallway- and seeing a fellow co-worker you've greeted 5 times already. Try this:
HOTDOG: Your coming in too fast!
Employee: Stay on target!
HOTDOG: Your too close-
Emplloyee: STAY ON TARGET!
-yeah, that really happened
2.) During a meeting where people are delegating chores:
Boss: HOTDOG- you will need to get that Flash file done and uploaded by Wednesday.
HOTDOG: Aww, I was gonna get some power converters from Taschi Station.
Fellow Employees: *giggle*
Okay, maybe if you do number 2 you are kinda of dorky- but if the rest of the crew knows what you are talking about that makes them dorky too.
yimaz
Tue Jul 06, 2004 9:31 am
#16
HotDog speaks the truth, Star Wars nerds come in all shapes and sizes, my friends and I play in bands, have tattooes and on the outside dont reflect how much we are into STG. But a close look at my friend jim's legs will revel not only the SW symbles (Rebel, Imp...etc) but also a sand person in full rage tattooed on his cafe and he is a big bald mother f*cker. Also a friend of mine, who use to be in a very big late 90's band (no i wont tell you who) is so into star wars it borders on obsession! You just never know.....
HOTDOG
Tue Jul 06, 2004 10:01 am
#17
yimaz wrote:
"HotDog speaks the truth, Star Wars nerds come in all shapes and sizes, my friends and I play in bands, have tattooes and on the outside dont reflect how much we are into STG. But a close look at my friend jim's legs will revel not only the SW symbles (Rebel, Imp...etc) but also a sand person in full rage tattooed on his cafe and he is a big bald mother f*cker. Also a friend of mine, who use to be in a very big late 90's band (no i wont tell you who) is so into star wars it borders on obsession! You just never know..."
I KNEW Chris Cornell was a bigtime Star Wars fan!!!!
yimaz
Tue Jul 06, 2004 10:10 am
#18
lol, no not Chris, and he would kill me if i let the cat out of the lunch box....
HOTDOG wrote:
I KNEW Chris Cornell was a bigtime Star Wars fan!!!!
Jandel-Har
Tue Jul 06, 2004 1:06 pm
#20
This is kinda funny. Ok I am an A/C repair person and I work for a school district. I was helping the Electician check some lights and i was on the roof covering up the photo cell(so the lights would come on ) and I pulled the photocell off the wall and it shorted and sparked really bad and real loud.The electican asked what happend and I answered in my best Han Solo voice" Had a slight weapons malfunction"
No one thereunderstood it but I was rolling on the floor,well roof actually. I hope I amused someone.
yimaz
Tue Jul 06, 2004 1:12 pm
#21
I tryed the jedi mind trick on an X-girlfriend once to an abysmal result (i really did)...
*wave of my hands*
"you did not see me leaving that girls house, that is not the **edit** you are looking for!"
she did not find it funny and i could not figure out why it did not work then it him me, Im a smuggler....duh!......
TsN-Wizzer
Tue Jul 06, 2004 1:31 pm
#23
Ok, One thing to Say and thats "501st" baby!!
Oh and that Event at Disneyworld, Thats Star Wars Weekends. they do it every year. This last year I was with the 501st when we Marched in the Parade for SWW there. It was AMAZING!
I have Pictures in my Gallery on my website (link in Sig)
HOTDOG
Tue Jul 06, 2004 1:38 pm
#24
Yo WIzzer!
That retreat kicks ASS! What did you use (type of house) to make it?
Ipseck
Tue Jul 06, 2004 1:42 pm
#25
yimaz wrote:
Ipseck wrote:
My brother and his fiance were sitting down planning the music for their wedding.. The topic of the procession song came up and my brother, with a profound look on his face, calmly says "I want the Imperial March".
LOL, and his wife-to-be said?
She didn't say a thing.. she just gave him 'the look'
TsN-Wizzer
Tue Jul 06, 2004 1:48 pm
#26
HOTDOG wrote:
Yo WIzzer!
That retreat kicks ASS! What did you use (type of house) to make it?
It's a MedNaboo house. Sadly the only rooms Decorated are the Main one and the one right off the main one. the Upstairs and Basement are Baren. I didn't have enough room. ):
I Submitted it to Garva but havn't seen anything on that.