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Thread: I enjoy killing bothans.

fishbrains
Wed May 25, 2005 6:33 pm
#14



AngusMacGregor wrote:

Bothans actually taste like a really greasy chicken.

Remember what Uncle Ted says... you gotta kill it before you grill it.




but you can't kill me, that's the problem



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Turd_Ferguson523
Thu May 26, 2005 2:02 am
#15

My best friend in game and the mayor of our city is a Bothan. He gets a bit bent when I call him 'The Dogboy Who Would Be Mayor.' Or when I tell other people that our mayor is a pootch. Any dog related berating is humorous and gets him a bit wound up.



Makiino
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AngusMacGregor
Thu May 26, 2005 3:46 am
#16






fishbrains wrote:





AngusMacGregor wrote:

Bothans actually taste like a really greasy chicken.


Remember what Uncle Ted says... you gotta kill it before you grill it.







but you can't kill me, that's the problem



Don't need to. Your relatives work just as well.




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JediArashi
Thu May 26, 2005 7:30 am
#17






fishbrains wrote:
/fingersnap, /head waggle
OH HELL NO YALL DID NOT JUST GO THERE!

Bothans > everyone, thanks have a great day

Veela, we do not taste like cats. We are not in fact feline, but something that surpasses the relaxed cool of of a cat. Why else would we have +95 sex speeal as a ratial bonus?





Just the fact that she has "tasted" us is all that is needed to know that we have the +95 sex appeal racial bonus. There can be no doubt.


Fishy, I think we may need to go on a non-Bothan killing spree...teach these haters a lesson!





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Saarek
Thu May 26, 2005 7:49 am
#18

My offer for golpher hunting still stands if anyone wants to join...








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fishbrains
Thu May 26, 2005 7:53 am
#19



JediArashi wrote:


fishbrains wrote:
/fingersnap, /head waggle
OH HELL NO YALL DID NOT JUST GO THERE!

Bothans > everyone, thanks have a great day

Veela, we do not taste like cats. We are not in fact feline, but something that surpasses the relaxed cool of of a cat. Why else would we have +95 sex speeal as a ratial bonus?

Just the fact that she has "tasted" us is all that is needed to know that we have the +95 sex appeal racial bonus. There can be no doubt.
Fishy, I think we may need to go on a non-Bothan killing spree...teach these haters a lesson!



fo shizzle!!



Joras 'Godfather' Kal'lan/Aethen Dor

Master Smuggler/Master Officer
Sunrunner's Elder Smuggler


Turd_Ferguson523
Thu May 26, 2005 7:54 am
#20


Saarek wrote:
My offer for golpher hunting still stands if anyone wants to join...





Golfer hunting?

or

Gopher hunting?

OR

Perhaps even...gopher golfer hunging?

Its a conundrum.

Message Edited by Turd_Ferguson523 on 05-26-2005 09:55 AM



Makiino
I've found no people for killing time, so I found time for killing people
[Combat Medic] - [Master Rifleman]
Melting Imperials, from the IMPside out

Lunah75
Thu May 26, 2005 8:43 am
#21

Personally I like killing stormies more...except when you go to loot them and find pink hotpants! So do they get issued those in stormie training camp..because I have found quite a few.


And Mon Cals creep me out..I think it is the big eyes...so I shoot them just so they dont stare at me!








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Saarek
Thu May 26, 2005 8:45 am
#22

hey man - my spelling sucks.


i'm at work and I dont have time to proof read my posts.







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"The Hawtness is my ally, and a powerful ally it is." RIP SAAREK CARVATHOS :: AUG 4, 2005
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S A A R E K "SIR WANKSALOT" C A R V A T H O S _Starsider. && _Corbantis.
M A S T E R S C O U N D R E L I AM JACK'S IGNORED PROFESSION
C O A L I T I O N O F T H E L O S T S M U G G L E R S .

Turd_Ferguson523
Thu May 26, 2005 9:08 am
#23


Saarek wrote:

hey man - my spelling sucks.

i'm at work and I dont have time to proof read my posts.






...gopher golfing it is then!

Message Edited by Turd_Ferguson523 on 05-26-2005 11:09 AM



Makiino
I've found no people for killing time, so I found time for killing people
[Combat Medic] - [Master Rifleman]
Melting Imperials, from the IMPside out

Alpha_Bits
Thu May 26, 2005 10:06 am
#24

So... after all the references to bothan meat, my interest was piqued.


I hooked up with my wookiee scout buddy last night and did a little rebel hunting. On the second mission, we scored two bothans. We picked the younger-looking one, assuming it to be more tender, field dressed him, looted his credits and headed back home.


I always enjoy barbecue, so we did some ribs first. Overall, I was kind of unimpressed. It's pretty lean meat and a little stringy and oily.


I did find, however, that marinating a roast in bantha blaster for a few hours and then slow-cooking with some veggies makes the meat much more tender and tasty.


I'm kind of full right now... but we probably have enough left over to try a few more recipes, anyone have any suggestions? The wookiee gets hungry, I don't know how long this bothan's going to last... luckily, they breed like rats, I can always find more on Dantooine.


Overall, though... I'd rather have a nice piket steak than bothan roast.


But I still enjoy killing them.



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