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Thread: I enjoy killing bothans.

Alpha_Bits
Tue May 24, 2005 1:59 pm
#1

I just wanted to share that with everyone.



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"If I kill one of you, will the other two shut up?"

"It don't matter. None of this matters."
- Carl
Tarnak_Archvold
Tue May 24, 2005 2:01 pm
#2

Good for you. Keeping the punch bowls of the galaxies safe, never know that they leave behind after they take a swim.




"Once upon a time Rangers roamed the galaxies... Before the dark times, before the NGE. "
Once a Ranger, Always a Ranger.
JediArashi
Wed May 25, 2005 1:48 pm
#3

And I would gladly love to kill you for it.


Bothans FTW!





Arashi - The one and only "Agent Zero"

Proud member of the greatest community around....Smuggler for life!
yimaz
Wed May 25, 2005 2:07 pm
#4

I dont mind bothans, its only when I find them peeing on the side of my AV that I shoot one.



Yimayz Samoot
Master Smuggler & Master Pilot
Captain of the Auto de fé

maxtheusher
Wed May 25, 2005 3:05 pm
#5

Stop the hate, feel the love. the fuzzy bunny/dog/goat love.



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MISTagent01
Wed May 25, 2005 3:44 pm
#6

Bothans are like Jedi...both taste like cats!


+Crunchy+



V E E L A "her royal hawtness"
I am Jack's Smirking Revenge. I am Jack's Ignored Profession.
Theed was a bustling commerce city...people hawked their wares, danced, laughed, dueled, and had a rollicking good time. Cantinas packed with Entertainers of every race, shape and size...along with scoundrels, Stormtroopers, and drunks. People grouped up and stuck together in the wilderness, and you ALWAYS took a Scout or a Ranger with you. We lived our own Star Wars saga. We created our own personas, our own histories, and it all blended into this wonderful, magical experience that I will always remember...


That magic is gone now, but I'd pay 50 bucks a month to have it back.

Editor's Note: The author of the above post has quit giving SOE her money. She suggests you do the same, because this game will never be what you want it to be.


JediArashi
Wed May 25, 2005 4:06 pm
#7






MISTagent01 wrote:

Bothans are like Jedi...both taste like cats!


+Crunchy+






Reeeeeaaaaalllyyyyy.......


I was interested until you got to the crunchy part.....yeouch!!!!


(at least you had the cats part right....not many do *points up a fewe posts*)



Arashi - The one and only "Agent Zero"

Proud member of the greatest community around....Smuggler for life!
SBRD0C
Wed May 25, 2005 4:27 pm
#8


I can really feel the love in here...



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AngusMacGregor
Wed May 25, 2005 4:30 pm
#9

Bothans actually taste like a really greasy chicken.


Remember what Uncle Ted says... you gotta kill it before you grill it.






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maxtheusher
Wed May 25, 2005 4:46 pm
#10



AngusMacGregor wrote:

Bothans actually taste like a really greasy chicken.

Remember what Uncle Ted says... you gotta kill it before you grill it.






/shudder he's not my uncle, but my uncle is big fan. I've seen him in concert, don't intend to repeat that event...



大胆框
赏金猎人

动 性交 你 SOE
Alpha_Bits
Wed May 25, 2005 6:10 pm
#11

It's not that I HATE bothans. I never said that. I just enjoy killing them. I can't explain it. I mean... I can explain enjoying killing ewoks and gungans... not that there's any explanation needed there... I just... enjoy killing bothans. Nothing more, nothing less.


Nothing personal against all the bothans out there... in fact, I once tipped a bothan dancer.


I just... like to kill her relatives.


Again... nothing personal.



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Gith - Professional Scoundrel

"If I kill one of you, will the other two shut up?"

"It don't matter. None of this matters."
- Carl
GanymedePharuu
Wed May 25, 2005 6:29 pm
#12

uh oh... here it comes...



cccccccccccccccccccc
Kohs V'sto
I wanted Smuggling for Christmas
but all i got was
<--- this stupid hat.

I am Jack's ignored profession.
Luke Skywalker is DEAD!
fishbrains
Wed May 25, 2005 6:32 pm
#13

/fingersnap, /head waggle
OH HELL NO YALL DID NOT JUST GO THERE!

Bothans > everyone, thanks have a great day

Veela, we do not taste like cats. We are not in fact feline, but something that surpasses the relaxed cool of of a cat. Why else would we have +95 sex speeal as a ratial bonus?



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Master Smuggler/Master Officer
Sunrunner's Elder Smuggler


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