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Thread: Tee Hee....another chuckle for that lonelyhearts Smuggler! SMUGGLER SING ALONG!

Zombie_Arsani
Mon Aug 01, 2005 1:29 pm
#14

Living Arsnai will be assuming thenickname of 'Living Dead Girl' upon her return, andhumbly the title of 'Princess Hawtness'



_________Arsani 'Living Dead Girl' Co'lace ~ Queen of the Banned________
She's a twitcher!Shoot 'er in the head!
Order 67 - Every Smuggler is now an enemy of SOE and LucasArts.
Devs won't do what must be done. They only hesitate. We're shown no mercy.


MISTagent01
Tue Aug 02, 2005 12:01 am
#15

Ok, I hereby bequeath you Princess Hawtness.

You must succeed me upon my cancel, and troll the Smuggling forums with the insanity I've exemplified in my posts.

Now rise, Your Mini-Hawtness!



V E E L A "her royal hawtness"
I am Jack's Smirking Revenge. I am Jack's Ignored Profession.
Theed was a bustling commerce city...people hawked their wares, danced, laughed, dueled, and had a rollicking good time. Cantinas packed with Entertainers of every race, shape and size...along with scoundrels, Stormtroopers, and drunks. People grouped up and stuck together in the wilderness, and you ALWAYS took a Scout or a Ranger with you. We lived our own Star Wars saga. We created our own personas, our own histories, and it all blended into this wonderful, magical experience that I will always remember...


That magic is gone now, but I'd pay 50 bucks a month to have it back.

Editor's Note: The author of the above post has quit giving SOE her money. She suggests you do the same, because this game will never be what you want it to be.


Zombie_Arsani
Tue Aug 02, 2005 12:03 am
#16

I'm not worthy!

/worhsip veela

I'm not worthy!



_________Arsani 'Living Dead Girl' Co'lace ~ Queen of the Banned________
She's a twitcher!Shoot 'er in the head!
Order 67 - Every Smuggler is now an enemy of SOE and LucasArts.
Devs won't do what must be done. They only hesitate. We're shown no mercy.


dlc3007
Tue Aug 02, 2005 12:09 am
#17

Don't mind me.... I'll just be standing over here, watching the proceedings.


/popBeer





Imperial Col. Croda L'to

Jedi kiss their sisters -- repeatedly.



Zombie_Arsani wrote: Quiet jedi, grownups are talking.
Spiderhammer
Tue Aug 02, 2005 12:10 am
#18






AngusMacGregor wrote:

I blame Canada.






/target AngusMacGregor


Attack Beaver ... get 'im!





# I support PIRATES!!!! YARR, matey!


Player Based Smugglin... its the only way!
AngusMacGregor
Tue Aug 02, 2005 4:01 am
#19

Hawtness never dies. It just comes over to my place when my wife is out of town and....



.... oops, gotta run, she's coming.




"C O L O N E L A N G U S" M A C G R E G O R
DEAD SMUGGLER - KILLED BY LACK OF CONTENT AND COMMUNICATION
I am Jack's ignored profession.
My account payment has been moved to a long term implementation.
Vampiric_Hoshi
Tue Aug 02, 2005 5:30 am
#20

Angus did you marry that prom date you told us about a while ago? *snicker and hides*


Veela ... classic



Abandon all hope
Saarek
Tue Aug 02, 2005 5:32 am
#21






ApollyonTB wrote:





AngusMacGregor wrote:

I blame Canada.







QFE







/shakefist;





------
"The Hawtness is my ally, and a powerful ally it is." RIP SAAREK CARVATHOS :: AUG 4, 2005
------
S A A R E K "SIR WANKSALOT" C A R V A T H O S _Starsider. && _Corbantis.
M A S T E R S C O U N D R E L I AM JACK'S IGNORED PROFESSION
C O A L I T I O N O F T H E L O S T S M U G G L E R S .

AngusMacGregor
Tue Aug 02, 2005 5:39 am
#22






Vampiric_Hoshi wrote:

Angus did you marry that prom date you told us about a while ago? *snicker and hides*


Veela ... classic





Nope. My wife is much better in the sack than my prom date was. Hehe.



I strive for quality... with a touch of kinky.





"C O L O N E L A N G U S" M A C G R E G O R
DEAD SMUGGLER - KILLED BY LACK OF CONTENT AND COMMUNICATION
I am Jack's ignored profession.
My account payment has been moved to a long term implementation.
SmugglinZane
Tue Aug 02, 2005 8:41 am
#23






AngusMacGregor wrote:



I strive for quality... with a touch of kinky.






I strive for quality kinkiness myself.



"Jedi claims of being "broken" are like saying "But my TV isn't widescreen! It's broken! My TV can't show high-def pictures in 1080i, it can only do 720i! It's broken!" Meanwhile, crafters are saying "We'd really like to have a TV that's larger than 12" and gets more than 4 channels and doesn't constantly lose vertical control", and entertainers are saying "Can we get some color instead of this B&W piece of junk?" And smugglers? We're listening to radio programs of "The Shadow" and "The Abbot and Costello Comedy Hour" and hearing FDR's Fireside Chats. We don't even HAVE a damn TV, much less a broken one or a "broken" one by Jedi standards. I'd LOVE to be as "broken" as they are." - The Legendary Solo4114
LTZweigg
Tue Aug 02, 2005 9:20 am
#24






SmugglinZane wrote:





AngusMacGregor wrote:



I strive for quality... with a touch of kinky.






I strive for quality kinkiness myself.





In a pinch, quantity will make up for quality Provided you don't mind your demise ending up as Darwin Award or an urban legend.







Hello, I must be going. I cannot stay, I came to say I must be going. I'm glad I came but just the same I must be going.

Jedi - Nihil curo de ista tua stulta superstitione!
Beyrr
Tue Aug 02, 2005 10:11 am
#25


I sooooooooo needed to see both of those songs. Thanks for making the day a little better.


/cringefrommigraine (not from the songs, but from RL)


Message Edited by Beyrr on 08-02-2005 10:12 AM



Beyrr Epho - Wanderhome - MIA due to promotion to management in RL
Behrbacca - Wanderhome - See above
Zombie_Arsani
Tue Aug 02, 2005 10:13 am
#26

Glad to oblige.



_________Arsani 'Living Dead Girl' Co'lace ~ Queen of the Banned________
She's a twitcher!Shoot 'er in the head!
Order 67 - Every Smuggler is now an enemy of SOE and LucasArts.
Devs won't do what must be done. They only hesitate. We're shown no mercy.


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