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Thread: Tee Hee....another chuckle for that lonelyhearts Smuggler! SMUGGLER SING ALONG!

MISTagent01
Mon Aug 01, 2005 10:57 am
#1

Times have changed, the game has gotten worse
The devs are under the thumb, have to fill up LA's purse!

Should we blame the developers? Or blame the community? Or should we blame the adverts on TV?

No! Blame LucasArts!

Blame LucasArts!

With all their money-fixated eyes, and flappin' heads so full of lies

Blame LucasArts!

Blame LucasArts!

We need to form a full assault
It's LucasArts' fault!

Don't blame me,
For idolising Han,
I saw the Original Trilogy,
Complained and got a forum ban!

Well, blame LucasArts!

Blame LucasArts!

It seems that everything's gone wrong
Since LucasArts came along

Blame LucasArts!
Blame LucasArts!

They're not even a real dev company anyway...


My son could've been a ranger or a dancer, it's a-true
Instead he was flamed like a piggy on a barbecue

Should we blame the developers?
Should we blame who they fire?
Or the SOE suits who forced Tyrant to retire?

Heck no!
Blame LucasArts!
Blame LucasArts!

With all their Jedi hullabaloo
And that b**** Raph Koster too
Blame LucasArts!
Shame on LucasArts!
I pray we'll see Star Wars in SWG twoooooooooooooo-hoooooooh-hoooooh!

Message Edited by MISTagent01 on 08-01-2005 10:57 AM



V E E L A "her royal hawtness"
I am Jack's Smirking Revenge. I am Jack's Ignored Profession.
Theed was a bustling commerce city...people hawked their wares, danced, laughed, dueled, and had a rollicking good time. Cantinas packed with Entertainers of every race, shape and size...along with scoundrels, Stormtroopers, and drunks. People grouped up and stuck together in the wilderness, and you ALWAYS took a Scout or a Ranger with you. We lived our own Star Wars saga. We created our own personas, our own histories, and it all blended into this wonderful, magical experience that I will always remember...


That magic is gone now, but I'd pay 50 bucks a month to have it back.

Editor's Note: The author of the above post has quit giving SOE her money. She suggests you do the same, because this game will never be what you want it to be.


AngusMacGregor
Mon Aug 01, 2005 11:01 am
#2

I blame Canada.




"C O L O N E L A N G U S" M A C G R E G O R
DEAD SMUGGLER - KILLED BY LACK OF CONTENT AND COMMUNICATION
I am Jack's ignored profession.
My account payment has been moved to a long term implementation.
Ady_Surestrike
Mon Aug 01, 2005 11:05 am
#3

its not evena real country anyway



-----------------------------------------------IGN : Ady-------------------------------------Ady Surestrike: Master Bounty hunter, Master Rebel pilot, nutcase.
Tarnya Surestrike : Master Medic, Likes playing nurse
Ady-Wan: Master Jedi, Full name Ady-Wan Kernooby -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Ternque01
Mon Aug 01, 2005 11:12 am
#4

You better invest in a bullet-proof vest, Veela. Sometimes corporations take matters into their own hands =/


It would be all to morbid to be able to get a BH on you in real life when they couldn't even get them into the GAME for us!





Axob Freelight
The non-Jedi are extinct. Their fire has gone out of the universe.
Spec-Ops
Mon Aug 01, 2005 11:20 am
#5

:0



DoltanReibisch
MasterSmuggler
CaptainoftheRogueEnforcer
Gorath
"DestroyallthatisEvil,soallthatisGoodmayflourish"
Zombie_Arsani
Mon Aug 01, 2005 11:20 am
#6


Tee hee hee hee, oh that gave me the most horrible idea....


Watch this space.



_________Arsani 'Living Dead Girl' Co'lace ~ Queen of the Banned________
She's a twitcher!Shoot 'er in the head!
Order 67 - Every Smuggler is now an enemy of SOE and LucasArts.
Devs won't do what must be done. They only hesitate. We're shown no mercy.


twotimes
Mon Aug 01, 2005 11:22 am
#7

*watches*



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the ghost of Kohs - i am Jack's IGNORED profession

Ceci n'est pas une Smuggler
Zombie_Arsani
Mon Aug 01, 2005 11:36 am
#8


Veela: Shut your*NARF!*ing facesmuggler *bleep*a
You're a*cough* sucking*ding* lickingsmuggler*buzz*a
You're a smuggler*vorp*a, yes its true
Nobody *BEEP*s smugglers quite like you

Caylin: Shut your *WOOF*ing facesmuggler *meow*a
You're the one that *A-OOO-GA*ed your smugglers,smuggler *HONK*a
You dont eat or sleep or mow the lawn,
You just*BOING* yoursmugglers all day long

(nerfing noises)
Veela: Hmm!
(nerfing noises)
(laughing)
(nerfing noises)
SWGuy2005: What's going on here?
(nerfing noises)
Smugglers: OOOoooooooooooooh
*YOINK*er *BLING*ersmuggler *OINK*asmuggler *QUACK*a *CLUNK*a *SCREECH*a *DONG*a
All smugglers: Shut your *SCREAM*ing facesmuggler *AWOOO*a (Veela:smuggler *SQUEEE*a)

Veela: You're a *AHEM*er biting bastirdsmuggler *WOO*a
Caylin: You're all smuggler*VROOOM*as I must say
Terrance: Well you *DINGDONG*ed us smugglers yesterday
Everyone: (laughing)
People: Smuggler *WAAAA*er... thats
Everyone:Hey S-O-E*BEEEEEEP* you *WEEEE*aaaaaa tonight...

Keck:Suck my ****s




_________Arsani 'Living Dead Girl' Co'lace ~ Queen of the Banned________
She's a twitcher!Shoot 'er in the head!
Order 67 - Every Smuggler is now an enemy of SOE and LucasArts.
Devs won't do what must be done. They only hesitate. We're shown no mercy.


MISTagent01
Mon Aug 01, 2005 11:56 am
#9

That's hilarity. Now watch...you'll get banned, and you'll make everyone cry like a Jedi on patch day!



V E E L A "her royal hawtness"
I am Jack's Smirking Revenge. I am Jack's Ignored Profession.
Theed was a bustling commerce city...people hawked their wares, danced, laughed, dueled, and had a rollicking good time. Cantinas packed with Entertainers of every race, shape and size...along with scoundrels, Stormtroopers, and drunks. People grouped up and stuck together in the wilderness, and you ALWAYS took a Scout or a Ranger with you. We lived our own Star Wars saga. We created our own personas, our own histories, and it all blended into this wonderful, magical experience that I will always remember...


That magic is gone now, but I'd pay 50 bucks a month to have it back.

Editor's Note: The author of the above post has quit giving SOE her money. She suggests you do the same, because this game will never be what you want it to be.


Zombie_Arsani
Mon Aug 01, 2005 11:59 am
#10

Banned for what? I didn't say a single bad word or nothing, and its not trolling or flaming a constructive post....hmmm wonder how long before my other account comes back live....



_________Arsani 'Living Dead Girl' Co'lace ~ Queen of the Banned________
She's a twitcher!Shoot 'er in the head!
Order 67 - Every Smuggler is now an enemy of SOE and LucasArts.
Devs won't do what must be done. They only hesitate. We're shown no mercy.


JediArashi
Mon Aug 01, 2005 1:17 pm
#11

Woohoo! Congrats on the new title Arsani! Now the question is....will the real Arsani assume the mantle, or will we have a Living Dead Princess of Hawtness?



Hmmmmmm.....





Arashi - The one and only "Agent Zero"

Proud member of the greatest community around....Smuggler for life!
ApollyonTB
Mon Aug 01, 2005 1:21 pm
#12



AngusMacGregor wrote:
I blame Canada.





QFE



teh Tee-Bagger
Lover of Beer and Pie
Order 67 - "Every Smuggler is now an enemy of SOE and LucasArts."
(quoted by)
Veela "Her Royal Hawtness"


vendors located at 2110 -4905 outside Mos Eisley
ApollyonTB
Mon Aug 01, 2005 1:24 pm
#13



Zombie_Arsani wrote:
I'm not worthy!
/worhsip veela
DIV>





course your not


freak

princess hawtness



teh Tee-Bagger
Lover of Beer and Pie
Order 67 - "Every Smuggler is now an enemy of SOE and LucasArts."
(quoted by)
Veela "Her Royal Hawtness"


vendors located at 2110 -4905 outside Mos Eisley
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