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Thread: Han Solo vs Captain Kirk

teenageriot2004
Wed Nov 10, 2004 6:44 pm
#14
you're all mad. true ripped shirt kirk is rather damn hard as nails, but lets not forget this is han solo. while kirks messing about with his judo chops, han pulls a blaster on the good captian, ala indiana jones. after all they must be related in some way. if there is one thing star trek has taught me its that people who are related look identical (i.e. the soongs)
Blackjack2060
Wed Nov 10, 2004 9:17 pm
#15
sure.....we all know that Han Solo half got his a@@ handed to him by a stormtrooper in ROTJ, where Ewoks wailed on them. Kirk would own Solo, solo ran around franticly escaping all the time, Kirk always found a way to attack and win.



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WesBelden
Wed Nov 10, 2004 10:59 pm
#16
I have to go with Solo... I'm sure he'd pull some dirty trick and make Kirk's corset spring open .



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Jendevi
Thu Nov 11, 2004 3:22 am
#17
The 'Flying Kirk Kick' is just too deadly, will have to go with Kirk. No way Han can stand against that, my god it was magnificent.



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JacobKell
Thu Nov 11, 2004 3:28 am
#18




WesBelden wrote:

I have to go with Solo... I'm sure he'd pull some dirty trick and make Kirk's corset spring open .






Or he could use his dirty fighting skills to swipe kirk's wig,causing kirk to leg it in embarasement screaming "its my own hair honest!"


Hadnt considered that.....




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lurdanta
Thu Nov 11, 2004 5:33 am
#19
As much as I like Han, I'm gonna have to bet on Ripped Shirt Kirk. I can't remember Han ever fighting anyone hand to hand.

DRWolfe
Thu Nov 11, 2004 10:24 am
#20
Kirk, I'm afraid. Better trained, and he throws in a bit of dirty fighting himself once in awhile.

Hmm. That's two Trek-over-Wars answers, and I'm more a Star Wars fan, though I enjoy both.



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Albve
Thu Nov 11, 2004 10:31 am
#21
Han any day of the week. All he would have to do is pull Kirk's horrible toupee (or itcould be a dead muskrat)down over his eyes, and then it's all over.



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Skelestoner
Thu Nov 11, 2004 10:49 am
#22
han would feign death. when kirk is talking out loud to himself about the value of life and all that, han would totally get back up and beat him down.





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DRWolfe
Thu Nov 11, 2004 10:59 am
#23
Skelestoner wrote:
han would feign death. when kirk is talking out loud to himself about the value of life and all that, han would totally get back up and beat him down.


Value of life? Kirk? His policy was often to shoot first, ask questions later. One of the reasons I liked him better than Picard (until the Borg gave him a backbone, but even then, he wasn't quite there).

If Han Feigned, Kirk would definitely blackbar him.

Message Edited by DRWolfe on 11-11-2004 01:00 PM



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BaronJuJu
Thu Nov 11, 2004 11:01 am
#24
I would have to put my money on Han. Han takes on overwhemlming odds in hand-to-hand on Endor, gets tourtured by Darth, Gets frozen and lives, stares a bounty hunter down with apistol in his face and still take him down without a sweat, and his only backup was a wookie. Kirk was good in strategy with a large crew to help him out, but in a hand to hand, gotta go with Han





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Ternque01
Thu Nov 11, 2004 11:16 am
#25




Skelestoner wrote:

han would feign death. when kirk is talking out loud to himself about the value of life and all that, han would totally get back up and beat him down.






AHAHAHAHAA, That is the funniest thing I've read in awhile!!!


About backbones, I think both Han and Kirk have strong backbones. What Kirk would have problems with are dirty tricks like kicking sand in the eyes or getting punched in the junk.


Kirk's fighting style is markedly more stiff than Han's, which proves to be a disadvantage in a fight. All of Kirk's fights are cookie-cutter, and Han is more ready and aware than Kirk's "gentlemanly" style. If you fight like a board, you will get crushed like a board, and I'm all about watching Kirk get crushed... I mean am I right or right?


Kirk's style would also be more tense, which in a long fight would wear him out considerably. Han can also gain psychological advantage using his attitude and sharp humor. Not sure how good Kirk would do laughing about himself.


Oh I tell you what would be a good fight.. Han and Chewy vs Kirk and Spock. That way, we'd definitly get a chance to see Kirk's limbs ripped out of their sockets!!! I'm all about seeing that!




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TalKurgan
Thu Nov 11, 2004 11:41 am
#26
Y'all are daft. Kirk would pwn Han with a little bit o' Kobayashi Maru.


He would hack into the SOE database and reprogram all smuggler specials to work like buffs, and use Han as a doc. By the time Han realized that he had just buffed his opponent, Kirk would give him the ol' /melee2hDOUBLE_JUDO_CHOP followed by a /melee2hINTERLACED_FINGERS_SMASH. Brutality!



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