Smuggler Archive
Thread: I hate Fishflies...
maxtheusher
Mon Jun 27, 2005 9:22 am
#15
killing thems not the problem, they live 24 hours, don't eat drink or sleep, only screw then die.
Datink_Nieleft
Mon Jun 27, 2005 10:06 am
#16
maxtheusher wrote:
killing thems not the problem, they live 24 hours, don't eat drink or sleep, only screw then die.
Well if you gotta go, go happy
maxtheusher
Mon Jun 27, 2005 10:14 am
#17
Datink_Nieleft wrote:
maxtheusher wrote:
killing thems not the problem, they live 24 hours, don't eat drink or sleep, only screw then die.
Well if you gotta go, go happy![]()
hopefully if I go happy I won't smell like rotten fish afterwards (hence the local colloquial name)
GanymedePharuu
Mon Jun 27, 2005 10:23 am
#18
maxtheusher wrote:
Datink_Nieleft wrote:
maxtheusher wrote:
killing thems not the problem, they live 24 hours, don't eat drink or sleep, only screw then die.
Well if you gotta go, go happy![]()
hopefully if I go happy I won't smell like rotten fish afterwards (hence the local colloquial name)
eww.
dude what level of hell do you live in?
Zeon_Zaku
Mon Jun 27, 2005 10:55 am
#19
Pour salt on them and watch them shrivle!
Oh wait... that's for slugs. Hmm... I too vote fire.
Oh wait... that's for slugs. Hmm... I too vote fire.
Beyrr
Mon Jun 27, 2005 11:04 am
#21
Sounds like one of the plaugues of Egypt...
I say put out bug zappers five feet apart and see if they'll arc. Either that or fire.
Turd_Ferguson523
Mon Jun 27, 2005 11:25 am
#22
maxtheusher wrote:
ugh.
For those of you not blessed to live in an Ephemeroptera mating ground... a collage...
for scale, they're all about 1 inch long
They call them Mayflies here in Minnesota. We get them too.
Saarek
Mon Jun 27, 2005 11:31 am
#23
Turd_Ferguson523 wrote:
maxtheusher wrote:
ugh.
For those of you not blessed to live in an Ephemeroptera mating ground... a collage...
for scale, they're all about 1 inch long
They call them Mayflies here in Minnesota. We get them too.
Dear lord they are everywhere.
Turd_Ferguson523
Mon Jun 27, 2005 11:36 am
#24
Saarek wrote:
Turd_Ferguson523 wrote:
maxtheusher wrote:
ugh.
For those of you not blessed to live in an Ephemeroptera mating ground... a collage...
for scale, they're all about 1 inch long
They call them Mayflies here in Minnesota. We get them too.
Dear lord they are everywhere.
Yeah but we kinda get a double whammy. We get these big ass brown beetles. No idea what either of the bugs are actually named, so I guess they are just called by the month they spawn in, its usually one right after another. The brown ones are simply called June bugs. They suck as well.
maxtheusher
Mon Jun 27, 2005 11:51 am
#25
ha, mayflies, the stupidest name ever, considering they show up in late June.
Turd_Ferguson523
Mon Jun 27, 2005 11:54 am
#26
maxtheusher wrote:
ha, mayflies, the stupidest name ever, considering they show up in late June.
Not here. Like I said, I live in Minnesota. They come end of may.