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Message Edited by ShrekECPI on 06-16-2005 07:49 PM

Pistoleer/TKM/MSMG(extinct) - Master Smuggler - Strong in the power of the Farce - Alliance Soldier
Retired Smuggler's Alliance Master Pilot - Retired Crimson Phoenix Master Pilot - Havok Squad Master Pilot
Squirmy - Heavy Z
NX-1 - Longprobe
Switchblade - ARC 170
Nameless - Vaksai(drydock)
Manta-Ray - Grevious B-22
Xcetera - Heavy X- Wing
Border Runner - A-Wing

A pirate walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender gives him his drink, and notices that the pirate has a steering wheel stuffed down the front of his pants. He decides to ignore it for the time being.

The night goes on, and the pirate drinks some more. After a while, the bartender can't ignore it anymore and decides to say something.

"Hey", says the bartender, "Did you know you have a steering wheel stuffed down the front of your pants?"

"Aye", says the pirate, "And it's driving me nuts."

A guy walks into a bar with a set of jumper cables over his shoulder.

The bartender looks him over and says, "Alright, you can drink here, but don't start nothing."

Message Edited by ShrekECPI on 06-17-2005 12:58 AM

Pistoleer/TKM/MSMG(extinct) - Master Smuggler - Strong in the power of the Farce - Alliance Soldier
Retired Smuggler's Alliance Master Pilot - Retired Crimson Phoenix Master Pilot - Havok Squad Master Pilot
Squirmy - Heavy Z
NX-1 - Longprobe
Switchblade - ARC 170
Nameless - Vaksai(drydock)
Manta-Ray - Grevious B-22
Xcetera - Heavy X- Wing
Border Runner - A-Wing

One of my all time favorites:

A man walks into a Dublin pub and orders three pints of Guinness. He takes the pints to his table and takes a drink from the first, a drink from the second and a drink from the third. He drinks all three pints this way, goes back to the bar and orders another three pints.

The bartender asks, "Why don't you order them one at a time? They go bad shortly after I pour them."

"Well," the man replies, "I have a brother who moved to America and a brother who moved to Australia and when we parted ways, we vowed we'd always drink our beers this way so it's like drinking with our brothers."

The bartender thought this sounded like a good tradition and soon the man became a regular at the pub. Everyone knew him and everyone knew how he ordered his drinks.

One day, the man comes into the pub and only orders two pints. A few minutes later, the bartender goes over to his table.

"I don't mean to intrude on your grief, but I'd like to offer my condolences for the loss of your brother."

The man looks at him, rather confused, and replies, "Oh no, everyone's fine. I just quit drinking."

Message Edited by wookieelove on 06-17-2005 12:04 AM

What did one cookie say to the other?

Ah nevermind, it's a crumby joke...

(pathetic, i know)

Ok

Threepirates walk into a bar.

The fourth one ducks

I'm sorry