Smuggler Archive
Thread: Am I Evil?
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Quard
Fri Jun 10, 2005 8:07 am
#1
So I flew into the smug outpost on Endor, with my Rogue title activated, and this level one imp walks up to me and tells me he has a big problem. I noticed that his health bar is two thirds of the way black from wounds no doubt inflicted from space combat. I ask him if his wounds are the big problem and he says no. His problem is that his tie fighter had been annihilated and he wants some cash for a ticket back to Talus. I told him that it was too bad that he wasn't a rebel, as my lieutenant colonel tag should have told him I was big into the rebellion, unless the cash is right of course. I asked him if he had anything to sell and he said no, but I noticed he was wearing an imperial pilot flight suit that would look good on the wall in my house. I told him that I would give him 5000 credits, more than enough to get home, in exchange for his flight suit. He immediately agreed and then asked me how to trade. Newbs. I explained it to himand the exchange commenced. He thanked me and I wishedhim good luck and we went our separate ways. Proud of myself, I announced to my wife what I had done. She yelled at me and forced me to send the guy a tell saying that if he ever wanted to buy backhis flight suit, he could. When I suggested that I should offer to sell it back for 100,000 credits, her frown didn't disappear. So I had to tell this newbthat I would sellhim his suit back whenever he wanted to at the same price I bought it for. I learned one thing today; the wife just doesn't get smuggler. So I put it to you, the smuggler community,am Ievil? Did I do wrong? Or was I just playing my class?
CapnKate
Fri Jun 10, 2005 8:09 am
#2
Sounds like a Smuggler to me. 
Not like it was a freaking BARC speeder or something. He could probably get a new one if he re-ground the first-tier pilot boxes anyway.
Not like it was a freaking BARC speeder or something. He could probably get a new one if he re-ground the first-tier pilot boxes anyway.
AngusMacGregor
Fri Jun 10, 2005 8:10 am
#3
There is a fine line between being shifty and taking advantage of new players....
That being said... *bangs head to some Metallica* Am I Evil? YES I AM!!! 
-Geetah-
Fri Jun 10, 2005 8:12 am
#4
Thank God my better half is a smuggler too and would have understood the situation perfectly. ![]()
Balzan
Fri Jun 10, 2005 8:14 am
#5
To be honest, I'd have to go with evil. Thank god you have a wife to be your consience
SpinningCloud
Fri Jun 10, 2005 8:15 am
#7
Kate; "Sounds like a Smuggler to me."
Yeah, a Smuggler on a choke-chain and leash. ![]()
Quard
Fri Jun 10, 2005 8:16 am
#8
Well, he didn't even respond to my tell, so my fingers are crossed. Han Solo would be disappointed in me. 'No reward is worth this!"
Stena
Fri Jun 10, 2005 8:21 am
#10
AngusMacGregor wrote:There is a fine line between being shifty and taking advantage of new players....That being said... *bangs head to some Metallica* Am I Evil? YES I AM!!!
Just what i was thinking
Katalepsis
Fri Jun 10, 2005 8:25 am
#11
Quard wrote:
So I flew into the smug outpost on Endor, with my Rogue title activated, and this level one imp walks up to me and tells me he has a big problem. I noticed that his health bar is two thirds of the way black from wounds no doubt inflicted from space combat. I ask him if his wounds are the big problem and he says no. His problem is that his tie fighter had been annihilated and he wants some cash for a ticket back to Talus. I told him that it was too bad that he wasn't a rebel, as my lieutenant colonel tag should have told him I was big into the rebellion, unless the cash is right of course. I asked him if he had anything to sell and he said no, but I noticed he was wearing an imperial pilot flight suit that would look good on the wall in my house. I told him that I would give him 5000 credits, more than enough to get home, in exchange for his flight suit. He immediately agreed and then asked me how to trade. Newbs. I explained it to himand the exchange commenced. He thanked me and I wishedhim good luck and we went our separate ways. Proud of myself, I announced to my wife what I had done. She yelled at me and forced me to send the guy a tell saying that if he ever wanted to buy backhis flight suit, he could. When I suggested that I should offer to sell it back for 100,000 credits, her frown didn't disappear. So I had to tell this newbthat I would sellhim his suit back whenever he wanted to at the same price I bought it for. I learned one thing today; the wife just doesn't get smuggler. So I put it to you, the smuggler community,am Ievil? Did I do wrong? Or was I just playing my class?
Wives > Smuggler
~shrugs~
Ps. Not evil nor even close, just a solid businessman like the rest of us (or businesswoman as some cases may be).
LTZweigg
Fri Jun 10, 2005 8:27 am
#12
No. Evil would have been keeping the flight suit and selling your wife.
Of course, you'd have to regrind the Marriage Profession to Tier 1 get a new wife and that'd be the Biggest Evil.
-Geetah-
Fri Jun 10, 2005 8:28 am
#13
And there I thought all businessmen were evil per se? *scratches chin*
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