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Thread: Off Topic: Am I wrong here?
DeltaXi65 wrote:
And this leads me to another question:
If weapons don't need to be insured because they take usage damage, why does armor?
B
Two words Delta, "Cognitive Dissonance"!
Phooey on y'all. Armor is for sissies, wimps and little screaming girls.
RealScouts/Rangers don't wear armor. RealScouts/Rangers don't have time to bleed.
Comp armor makes you look like an anteater, or a beetle. Padded, OMG what a freaking helm that is, totally unacceptable.
Toss the armor. You save money, encumberance and you can look stylish as you step on Imps/Rebels like they were bugs.
If y'all had real combat skills and tactical senseyou would not need armor.
Besides, armor makes me all sweaty and smells bad after a few days.
(for the satire impaired, this was tongue in cheek, but I don't wear armor anymore for real)
JB
I was about to say...lemme pistol whip you a couple of times....*grin*
JBMat wrote:
Phooey on y'all. Armor is for sissies, wimps and little screaming girls.
RealScouts/Rangers don't wear armor. RealScouts/Rangers don't have time to bleed.
Comp armor makes you look like an anteater, or a beetle. Padded, OMG what a freaking helm that is, totally unacceptable.
Toss the armor. You save money, encumberance and you can look stylish as you step on Imps/Rebels like they were bugs.
If y'all had real combat skills and tactical senseyou would not need armor.
Besides, armor makes me all sweaty and smells bad after a few days.
(for the satire impaired, this was tongue in cheek, but I don't wear armor anymore for real)
JB
Quit with the whining about armor already. Y'all sound like a bunch of sniveling Bounty Hunters.... wah wah, I soiled my armor.
Real men (directors note, puff out chest here) and women (directors note, cut to puffed out chests) don't wear armor, so we don't need to buy the crap. Real Scouts and Rangers know tactics, they know how to run and gun, shoot and scoot, and seldom if ever need armor.
In PvP, I know when to hold em, when to fold, and when to plain freaking run screaming like a little schoolgirl... well, ok, I seldom scream, I type too slow to do that.
If you need armor, you are doing something wrong. That is dead bang serious.
Now if you will excuse me, me, my shirt, pants, boots and blaster will now go solo large seemingly impossible critters, and live to tell the tale.
And if not, what the hey, cloning and insurance are cheaper than armor.
JB
omg, he is in one of his moods again