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Debrad

Sun Oct 12, 2003 8:07 pm

Just going to try and bring a smile to peoples faces

The Designers have made a critical Error and the time for our Patch has come. The Data bought to us by the Riflemen spies pinpoints the exact issues ofour profession. We also know that the balancing and PvP systems are not yet operational. With the developers spread throughout the system in a vain effort to Nerf us they are relatively unprotected. Most important of all We have learnt that Holocron himself is personally overseeing the final stages of this development.

[somber]Many Riflemen had their accounts banned to bring us this information.[/somber]

Aldeon Avardulin Please.

You can see here the issues circulating the Forums of SWG. Although the resolutions are not yetoperational the Forums doeshave a strong defence mechanism.It isprotected bypermission protocolsgenerated from the nearby CSR's of Sony. These protocols must be deactivated if any communication is to be attempted. Once deactivated our Players will create an exploit, while the correspondents attempt to get into the forums and notify the designers..

Sorry but thats all I could think of at the moment

Debrad Shehester
SNCO Public Relations
Soga Mijizi

Master Rifleman, Master Ranger

"The only thing I feel for you is the recoil" - Debrad Shehester

Dunnlang

Sun Oct 12, 2003 8:50 pm

#2

Great post. While it doesn't say a whole lot aside from the fact that we have problems, it is very creative and entertaining.

/bump

Qildiin

Sun Oct 12, 2003 10:05 pm

#3

i r confused

Astra Pudge
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PyscoJuggalo

Sun Oct 12, 2003 11:27 pm

#4

Holocron "I know about your Pitiful friends on the SWG Discussion boards. I have an entire leigon of Uber l33t Commando's, BH's, and CH's stationed there.

Pause for Dramatic build up.

Holocron "I'm afraid the CSR's will be quite operational we your rifleman arrive."

I am the Mad Rifleman, Writer of the Riflenomican. I understand the secrets of the Dark Ancient Developer ones and their Evil. (Maniacal Laughter) He he he he he, Ha ha ha ha ha, Aha ha ha ha!
CM's are like nukes. You have them just incase you need them, but as soon as you start using yours the other guys start using theirs and everything goes to hell-PyschoticChipmunk -The First line of the Riflenomican.

Joshua13

Mon Oct 13, 2003 10:47 pm

#5

Uhhhh, you HAVE seen Return of the Jedi...right guys? Great post. Cracked me up!

Gazkan

Tue Oct 14, 2003 2:25 am

#6

i feel dumber just for reading that.

SocialConformer

Tue Oct 14, 2003 6:11 am

#7

Funny stuff man

You should write the entire scene out as a Devs vs Riflemen galactic war.



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Brawler 4/0/0/0         Smuggler 1/0/1/0


Marksman 4/4/0/4      Rifleman 4/1/3/3

SocialConformer

Tue Oct 14, 2003 6:14 am

#8

Qildiin wrote:
i r confused

Obviously some people haven't seen each of the original trilogy movies 50 times or more.



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Artisan 3/0/0/4          Scout 4/0/4/2


Brawler 4/0/0/0         Smuggler 1/0/1/0


Marksman 4/4/0/4      Rifleman 4/1/3/3

meeuki

Tue Oct 14, 2003 6:39 am

#9

i feel dumber

feel?

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Schnokt

Tue Oct 14, 2003 12:43 pm

#10

NICE

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Avantos

Tue Oct 14, 2003 2:58 pm

#11

Loved it !!!!!!

RueKursk

Tue Oct 14, 2003 8:20 pm

#12

I get it!

He's being clever!

Rue Kursk

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Shadowtalker

Tue Oct 14, 2003 8:31 pm

#13

Ok this took me a while to get... despite being a semi SW nerd... For those who aren't nerds (looks around):

He's taking a SW quote about the deathstars operationality from the emperor talking to luke.

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