Rifleman Archive
Thread: The Designers have made a critical Error and the time for our Patch has come
Opps sorry I meant to say PyscoJuggalo 's post was about that 
. That was funny.... but the original post is still talking about the death star and how the rebels are going to raid it.
A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far, away...
It is a dark time for the Riflemen. Although theT-21 has been destroyed,teleportation bugshave driven the Rebel forces from their hidden base and pursued them across the galaxy.
Evading the dreaded CSR legion, a group of freedom fighters led by AldeonAvardulin has established a new secret base on the remote professional forumworld ofRifleman.
The evil lord Holocron, obsessed with finding young Avardulin, has dispatched thousands ofremote nerfsinto the far reaches of the server...
.Master Combat Medic/Rifleman.
Voivode... Not sure what that has to do with the thread topic, but I'll bite.
I bought two FWG5 pistols with decent stats the other night hoping one of them would slice for damage. I approached a slicer at the Bestine starport and gave them to him. They BOTH sliced for speed. As I was standing there teaching some new words to the local riff-raff, the slicer asked to trade with me again. He insertedanother SWG5 pistol into the trade window for me to examine, and asked if I was interested in buying it for 10K. I jumped at the oppurtunity: Max Damage 343, Speed 1.2. That means with a decent power up I have an armor-piercing pistol firing OVER 450 damage. My average pre-nerf T-21 with power up is barely over 530. This doesnt seem right to me!
Ok.. back to the humor. Thanks for the laughs, DeBrad!
The current T21 or even pre-nerf T21 stats with comparison to top pistols ...are so umm "humorous" that it makes me loose my sense of humour .. eheh its not even funny anymore
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Ok, here I go.....
Creature handler: Are you alright, what's wrong?
Rifleman: There has been a great nerf to our profession...as if millions of riflemen spammed "flurryshot" in terror, and were suddenly cloning. You had best get back to your Taming
or.....
" Kid, I have surfed one side of these message boards to the next and read allot of whiney flames, but I have never read anything to convince me that there is an all powerful Developer controlling everything. There is no CSR that reads my tickets....its all a bunch of nerfs and stealth patches."
AndI'm spent....
Hazarstanagge wrote:
Ok, here I go.....
Creature handler: Are you alright, what's wrong?
Rifleman: There has been a great nerf to our profession...as if millions of riflemen spammed "flurryshot" in terror, and were suddenly cloning. You had best get back to your Taming
or.....
" Kid, I have surfed one side of these message boards to the next and read allot of whiney flames, but I have never read anything to convince me that there is an all powerful Developer controlling everything. There is no CSR that reads my tickets....its all a bunch of nerfs and stealth patches."
AndI'm spent....
Love it....
" do not try to frighten us with your sorcerors ways lord vader. Your sad devotion to that anchent religon has not stoped them from nerfing the T-21, nor has it given you insight as to the reason why head shot 3 sucks so bad"
*choke*
" I find your lack of faith disturbing"
And another one just for kicks and giggles.
"Any attempt to un nerf the T-21 would be a useless gesture"