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WayneInAustin
Fri Jan 16, 2004 10:29 am
#92






DVader539 wrote:
*looks at hsi case of Muon Gold*

uhhh... This may sound odd, but I haven't done a drug in my life. I've heard so much good about hem, though... How do I use these?




Just say Yes.




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Way'ev-Da on Eclipse
Came to life in Restuss, on Rori, 07/03/2003
Master Rifleman 10/18/2003 - present
Master Smuggler 1/25/2004 - 11/05/2004
Dancer buffs + Muon + Musician Buffs + Vasarian Brandy = Sex, Drugs, Rock&Roll, and Alcohol(Man, I love this job!)


Sotaudi
Fri Jan 16, 2004 10:47 am
#93

DVader539,





*looks at hsi case of Muon Gold*

uhhh... This may sound odd, but I haven't done a drug in my life. I've heard so much good about hem, though... How do I use these?



Just say over and over to yourself, "It is a food. You eat it. It is a food."




Sotaudi Crestlighter
Master Rifleman / Master Combat Medic
"The Physician's Pain Reference"

Former Professions
Master Doctor | Master Swordsman | Master Brawler
Master Scout | Ranger



Zeritul
Fri Jan 16, 2004 10:48 am
#94

Hey Dvader, come over here I'll show you, its easy and it makes you feel good. I think I can do this with my eyes closed now.
DVader539
Fri Jan 16, 2004 10:53 am
#95

*rules out injecting it into his eye, since Zeritul says he can do it with his eyes closed..."



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Wabit
Fri Jan 16, 2004 1:10 pm
#96

WOW look what jawa beer does to us hard core spice fiends. makes us all philosophical (sp).



I can just see a "Wait for the Combat Revamp" and "Wait for the Smuggler Revamp" quote all rolled into one.
"Wait for the Smuggbat Revamp"
Smuggbat, I like that
Sotaudi
Fri Jan 16, 2004 1:31 pm
#97

Yep, Zeritul nailed it exactly. Not bad for an educated guess.


Han was on a spice run from Kessel (i.e., the Kessel Run) and an Imperial patrol intercepted him near the Maw. He dumped the spicewith the intentof coming backto pick it up once he was rid of the patrol. But when he got back, he could not find it. Jabba put the bounty out on him because of the lost cargo.


*hands out prizes*


*Case of Muon Gold to DVader539 for getting the Parsecs question right*


*Case of slightly singed, speed sliced T21s to DwayneInAustin for recognizing the discontinuity of the speed measure*


*Case of Corellian Fried Ice Cream each to beamstalk and Zeritul for answering the followup questions*


*New puke bucket to PsychoJuggalo for second place on the first followup question*


*Hands invitations to SWA (Star Wars Anonymous) to all who participated*




Sotaudi Crestlighter
Master Rifleman / Master Combat Medic
"The Physician's Pain Reference"

Former Professions
Master Doctor | Master Swordsman | Master Brawler
Master Scout | Ranger



Sotaudi
Fri Jan 16, 2004 1:42 pm
#98

Oh, I forgot one, beamstalk gets a bonus prize for knowing the other superweapon developed at the Mawweaponsresearch facility:


*Hands beamstalk a case of fake holocrons toleave where unsuspecting holo chasers can find them. Just to drive them nuts, the holossay, "To continue your path to the force, you must master Jedi" when you open them.




Sotaudi Crestlighter
Master Rifleman / Master Combat Medic
"The Physician's Pain Reference"

Former Professions
Master Doctor | Master Swordsman | Master Brawler
Master Scout | Ranger



DVader539
Fri Jan 16, 2004 2:13 pm
#99

And Harrison Ford's adlibbed "no, everything's fine, it's fine, we're all fine, now, here... how are you?" in AHN. I love that part.



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beamstalk
Fri Jan 16, 2004 2:36 pm
#100

Also go through everything Lucas and see how many refrences to THX 1128 he has.


For those of you wondering what THX 1128 is it was Lucas' first film.




Kel-jun
Master Rifleman
Dark Blade - PA
Flurry
Thrawn caught his eye; and to Pellaeon's astonishment, the Grand Admiral smiled. "But," he whispered, "it was so artistically done."
Sotaudi
Fri Jan 16, 2004 2:46 pm
#101

Also, if you also carefully watch Obi-Wan and Darth's Lightsaber battle in "An New Hope," there is a point in which the are squaring off in the hallway, and Obi-Wan points the tip of the Lightsaber towards the camera for a moment (something they were told not to do). During that brief moment you can see the real "blade"they were using for the filming of the fights. Apparently, because of the angle, the effects guys could not overlay the lightsaber blade for those couple of frames or so. They did not fix this in the Special Edition either.


*apologizes to Wayne for making him reload "A New Hope"*




Sotaudi Crestlighter
Master Rifleman / Master Combat Medic
"The Physician's Pain Reference"

Former Professions
Master Doctor | Master Swordsman | Master Brawler
Master Scout | Ranger



WayneInAustin
Sat Jan 17, 2004 1:44 am
#102

And remember, that muon onlykeeps you down for 3 minutes...


That flat jawa beer will keep you in the bathroom for hours!





____________________________________________
Way'ev-Da on Eclipse
Came to life in Restuss, on Rori, 07/03/2003
Master Rifleman 10/18/2003 - present
Master Smuggler 1/25/2004 - 11/05/2004
Dancer buffs + Muon + Musician Buffs + Vasarian Brandy = Sex, Drugs, Rock&Roll, and Alcohol(Man, I love this job!)


Zeritul
Sat Jan 17, 2004 9:09 am
#103

*wakes up, pours a cup of coffee and tells his T21 good morning*


Huh, where did everybody go. Did a bunch of uber l337 p1st0l d00ds come in here and kill everyone while I was asleep?

PyscoJuggalo
Sat Jan 17, 2004 9:16 am
#104

Nope, when the fools all engaged in combat we blasted em with 30 simultaneous Advanced Strafes. Was'nt pretty.



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CM's are like nukes. You have them just incase you need them, but as soon as you start using yours the other guys start using theirs and everything goes to hell-PyschoticChipmunk -The First line of the Riflenomican.
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