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Yoda would cut Gandalf's staff in half lol

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Yoda vs. Gandalf... You know, besides a few trick here and there, I got to wondering about Gandalf's powers. I rarely see him use anything through out the trilogy. (Magic push, Make cane bright) Heck, I'm pretty sure he konked more baddies with his cane than cast magic. Was there more use of magic by him in the books?

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Let's not forget the old Smokeship through the Hoop in Fellowship of the Ring.. Now that... would be a cool party trick. Although I have read the books years and years ago, I honestly can't remember him Shooting Fireballs from his fingertips, Calling Lightning or even Summoning a minor demon... Makes me wonder just how good of a Wizard he actually is?

Maybe...... It's all a sham and Gandalf is actually a two bit Street Illusionist posing as a Wizard?

I'd have to say if I had to pick one to Group Hunt with I'd put my money on Yoda also..

*ponders*

*cracks open a beer*

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JoeMenthol wrote:

Um... guys? Has anyone noticed those TKAs outside? The ones placing explosives around the hall foundations?

Perhaps it wasn't such a good idea gathering all the riflemen in one place...

On the other hand, FREE CHEETOS! WOOT!

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BAH, they are placeing them 65m away . not to worry, we got the novices on the roof. they might be slow and inaccurate. but after the first shot we hear we'll be on the poarch firing away, before the novice can get the second one off.

pass the cheetos.

Wabit

/Picks up someone's Pre-Nerf T-21 and one shots a TKA

Holy -EDITED-!These things are powerful. I wish I had one of these on Starsider.

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PyscoJuggalo wrote:
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/Strokes his T-21
Mutters "My precious."
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Thanksa lot PJ... I just spewed coke all over the terminal. Bah!

*Looks around* Now where's that sponge I keep handy for the muon downers??

*sneaks in, pulls a dozen camoflagued beanbags out of his backpack, nests down and cracks open a crate of breath of heaven*

Aaaah, that hits the spot!

*lapses into rambly oldgit mode*

Heh, I 'member back in the day all a man had to defend hisself with was one o' them fine tusken rifle thingumabobs, and making ten thousand credits for a 'spraystick' was a hard day's work in itself! Not to mention figuring out what a spraystick was when you got it, hehehe. Ahh, if I had a jawa beer for all the lightsaber comments... well, I'd not be able to drink any more o' this, hehe. Cheers!

*downs another breath of heaven, smiles happily, and falls asleep hugging his T21*

Yes, Yoda would be quite a match for Gandalf, but Gandalf has one ace in his sleve, he is immortal(not covered im movies, part of 5 wizards sent to protect middle earth, Gandalf the Grey, Saruman the White, some one the brown(druid), and 2 other guys

Plus, who are we talking about, the white or the grey?

And, as a new novice, my muon addiction is just starting, with only 50 muon on me *pukes*

naw the evil witch at the bottom of the NS cave would get both of them.

but then again Gandalf tends to run away and seems to have a little smuggler in him (feign death). and Yoda didn't get to be that old by doing dumb things, so he wouldn't go in there.

opps forgot to wipe my boots on the TKA lieing dead out front as i was coming in. sorry for the mess.

just FYIif yourcar/bike runs out of antifreeze put some rancor bile in. i picked up 30hp doing this .

Wabit

Hey guys i brought some of my collection of fishak surprise, +450 mind. I have about 40 crates in my house

I got to hit up the smuggler forums though, my 10 crates of muon is down to one crate, then back to here.

I put my money on yoda, hes like the gremlin that was always good in the movies and kicked ass in the end with the full combat outfit and the crossbow. Hey lets watch the gremlin movies

*pops in Gremlins DVD and hides*

This movie freaks me out for some unknown reason...

I'll watch the entire Aliens set, the Ring, Gremlins II, Ichi the Killer, and just about any other scary/freaky movie you throw at me. But nothing will freak me out more than Gremlins.

/comforts DVader539

Gremlins is a classic example of things are not what they seem. Underneath their cute exterior lurks a hideous monster. Avoid animal shows that show predators who use tactics to get their prey. Also, I advise playing SWG more, you can /examine mobs, see their HAM and burst run hehe.

While we are sharing fears...I had a nightmare that they decided from now on Rifleman only can no longer use just an Attack key, we will now have a three key combination like Ctrl C and the number 8. /shivers

New bet:

Yoda or the cute good gremlin when he is in pissed off combat mode?

place your bets hehe

Did you just say the second most online played game in the world, the class rifleman, is a tightly knit group? What the **edit** is your problem. You dumb ignorant piece of **edit**.