Rifleman Archive

Hehe.. yeah, needless to say that I was so jacked off about losing my mind buff ( took like 10 minutes of sitting around in a cantina ) I hopped on my Swoop and went back out there to exact my sweet sweet revenge.. Mua-ha-ha-ha-ha

*whips a Wookiee sized beanbag out of his datapad and makes himself comfortable*

*Gets some hot chocolate and sits by the fire reading a book*

What a good idea.

I stand corrected although I thought it may have been a cheap shot. I may as well use this as an excuse to load up the DVD player with Phantom Menace again LOL! Yeah I guess Obi-Wan isn't so bad after all. I still think Gandalf would win though. Now Yoda... I am convinced there is no power that is human sized or smaller that can take him out. Heck the strongest Jedi was Vader and he even feard Yoda to an extent. I would really like to see a Frodo vs. Obi-Wan battle, not for the excitment the battle would bring.I would want to watch that onlybecause it would be funny.

Frodo would probably just use the Ring of Power, turn invisible and run away like a screaming Nambi Pambi

Oh, there's my Muon Gold, silly me I left all 30 crates in my backpack. Man I was starting to get a little edgy there.

*looks out the door*

Hey you, yeah you, the guy with the holocron in your hand. Man you don't want to hang out here, we suck. Man I just got beat hard by a TKA. If you don't like being laid out on your back, go get a sword or vibroknuckles or something. Oh, here take this Muon Gold since you are leaving, it will make you feel better. See you later.

*comes back in*

Ok there is one holowhore gone, I'll keep my post at the door.

Both Obi-wan and Gandalf have something in common. They were both PWNED by Christopher Lee.

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Oh, there's my Muon Gold, silly me I left all 30 crates in my backpack. Man I was starting to get a little edgy there.

*looks out the door*

Hey you, yeah you, the guy with the holocron in your hand. Man you don't want to hang out here, we suck. Man I just got beat hard by a TKA. If you don't like being laid out on your back, go get a sword or vibroknuckles or something. Oh, here take this Muon Gold since you are leaving, it will make you feel better. See you later.

*comes back in*

Ok there is one holowhore gone, I'll keep my post at the door.

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LMAO

Geez... I just realized how much my Wookiee Icon on these boards actually resembles me in real life...

*shudder*

Better have a shave..

DOWN WITH THE HOLOWHORES!!!!!!!!!

there i feel better now

*walks back in and sits in a cumfy lazy boy*

mmmmm i could get used to this

*Plunks down in his own La-Z-Wook recliner and cracks open a Coke*

Don't mind me, I'm just sitting here, ignore that carbine, it's just there for the holo-grind.

/Sneaks into hall, opens the refrigerator and starts drinking the orange juice out of the carton.

/Strokes his T-21

Mutters "My precious."

Rambels "It came to me, I bought it with credits I got from killing Baz Nitchs"

The life of the party is here! *lizzardfire enters*

I got some T21 wallpapers for the data terminals if anyone wants 'em.

http://forums.station.sony.com/swg/board/message?board.id=rifleman&message.id=36606

Return of the King on the tube, jacked up on muon, BoH, and Ryshcate, T21 In mah lap, life is good.

Hey guys,I just got back from a funeral... My Krayt T21 died. For some reason it went from 175-480 to 44-160. *cries*

Now I have to use this storebought one until I can get another krayt baby made up.

Hey Dustin, all that crap we did way back when (that week of calling SoE lol), I think we made a difference

/salute to the hall

*looks out the door*

Hey you, what is that in your hand? Oh ok, it's just a spraystick. C'mon in, I thought it was a holocron.

*sits down and uses a Muon Gold*

One time at Endor, a long time ago, when I was just learning to use my T21, I had this realization. See, what happened was I was using the wrong laundry detergent. Let me explain what happened. I went out with a group a friends to hunt some bordoks. I carefully moved to 60m away from the bordok I was going to kill. I went prone, to steady myself. As soon as I hit the ground, I slid 20m backward! Now 80m is just way too **edit** far to hit anything, so I jump up move back to 60m and guess what? Yeah, thats it I went prone, slid back 20m again. I didn't know what to do. I tried it again, this time I slid 20m forward. Uh oh, now I'm at 40m and this bordok stud is really mad at me. Needless to say, as I tried to run away I didn't get very far. After about 2 weeks of this happening to me, I figured it out. I was using the wrong laundry detergent, it was making my clothes slippery. So I starting trying out new laundry detergent, and after a couple of months I found one that didn't make me slide all over the place.

*drinks a Breath of Heaven*

Someday I will tell you about my experiences with a dirty smuggler who was selling me some bad Muon Gold. Hey it's about time for dessert, anybody want some ryshcake?

*pukes*

Eh, I don't know if that did much, but here we are now, so all is good.

Yes, the Riflemen Hall is open to all Riflemen, despite your species, gender, choice of weapon, or rate of gutural upheaving.

Yoda vs. Gandalf... You know, besides a few trick here and there, I got to wondering about Gandalf's powers. I rarely see him use anything through out the trilogy. (Magic push, Make cane bright) Heck, I'm pretty sure he konked more baddies with his cane than cast magic. Was there more use of magic by him in the books?

Yoda, though, Yoda in the matter of a few minutes (fight with Count Dooku) uses several strong Force powers. (Force lighting repel, Force lighting absorption, Force lift, maybe Force jump) And his skill with a lightsabre is something to behold.

I'd put down some credits on Yoda.