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Thread: 'tis Shave The Bothan Day
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Almagill
Wed Sep 22, 2004 6:01 pm
#1
This just in....
Hear ye
Hear ye
On this, the glorious 23rd of September, by order of the Eristian Sisterhood, it is joyfully declared to be
SHAVE THE BOTHAN DAY!!!
At the end of the summer season, in preparation for their autumnal moult, it is the duty of all who care dor our little furry friends to give them a right good trim back, shave and beautification. (Decorative ribbons in guild colours may be available from an Image Designer near you)
Find your nearest bothan and give him or her a number 1 trim. It's doing them good if your trim back to the wood! Anything more than 1/16th inch is likely to lead to festering sores, worm infestations and that musty 'doggy' smell.
In the interests of personal safety the wearing of heavy linksteel gloves, body armour and flea powder is strongly recommended.
May the Golden Apples of Eris Shine Upon You!
Haylord Poot Fnord
Nashal Society for the Protection of Bothan
(Pups free to good homes. Neutering service free)
Hear ye
Hear ye
On this, the glorious 23rd of September, by order of the Eristian Sisterhood, it is joyfully declared to be
SHAVE THE BOTHAN DAY!!!
At the end of the summer season, in preparation for their autumnal moult, it is the duty of all who care dor our little furry friends to give them a right good trim back, shave and beautification. (Decorative ribbons in guild colours may be available from an Image Designer near you)
Find your nearest bothan and give him or her a number 1 trim. It's doing them good if your trim back to the wood! Anything more than 1/16th inch is likely to lead to festering sores, worm infestations and that musty 'doggy' smell.
In the interests of personal safety the wearing of heavy linksteel gloves, body armour and flea powder is strongly recommended.
May the Golden Apples of Eris Shine Upon You!
Haylord Poot Fnord
Nashal Society for the Protection of Bothan
(Pups free to good homes. Neutering service free)
Phenix1050
Wed Sep 22, 2004 6:03 pm
#2
heavy armor is gonna be required for you...
oh, and punchbowl is adding you to his /denyservice list.
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Seiryuu
Thu Sep 23, 2004 10:10 am
#4
I don't think it would be safe for you to come here and try that...
Almagill
Thu Sep 23, 2004 10:11 am
#5
Seiryuu wrote:
I don't think it would be safe for you to come here and try that...
Ah, they all say that the first time. Then, when they go back out wif a wickle poodle cut, and perty ribbons...
8P
Calculus_Entropy
Thu Sep 23, 2004 1:04 pm
#6
Seiryuu wrote:
No, I say it because I live in a city that has about 60 Bothans.
Ay caramba! You bothans are like rabbits! That must be a very creepy city....
HydrAG
Thu Sep 23, 2004 1:59 pm
#7
Almagill wrote:
This just in....
Hear ye
Hear ye
On this, the glorious 23rd of September, by order of the Eristian Sisterhood, it is joyfully declared to be
SHAVE THE BOTHAN DAY!!!
At the end of the summer season, in preparation for their autumnal moult, it is the duty of all who care dor our little furry friends to give them a right good trim back, shave and beautification. (Decorative ribbons in guild colours may be available from an Image Designer near you)
Find your nearest bothan and give him or her a number 1 trim. It's doing them good if your trim back to the wood! Anything more than 1/16th inch is likely to lead to festering sores, worm infestations and that musty 'doggy' smell.
In the interests of personal safety the wearing of heavy linksteel gloves, body armour and flea powder is strongly recommended.
As long as no one gets the funny idea of cutting off the "Lizard's Tail" to see if he grows a new one I don't care what you do to the Bothans. Just keep the screaming down to a slight uproar.
Hydra
Message Edited by HydrAG on 09-23-2004 05:00 PM
Almagill
Thu Sep 23, 2004 6:46 pm
#8
Seiryuu wrote:
No, I say it because I live in a city that has about 60 Bothans. Every one of them will take exception to you doing this to any one of us.
I don't care how much armor you are wearing, it won't be enough. Of course they might find it amusing to shave a bantha then dump you and the hair in a vat of super glue.
Plus you'll have to get through an army creatures to get me personally.
Beware, the days of the bothan as 'cutest tiniest' player characters are numbered. I have seen the future, and it's sullistan shaped...
prepare for the invasion of the troll dolls
Eufack
Thu Sep 23, 2004 7:20 pm
#9
Almagill wrote:
Beware, the days of the bothan as 'cutest tiniest' player characters are numbered. I have seen the future, and it's sullistan shaped...
prepare for the invasion of the troll dolls
Ah but are Sullistans furry? i thiknk not. That is why we shall always get the women (or men depending)
Edit: Testing out my new editing skill. i think i'm going to like this =D
Message Edited by Eufack on 09-23-2004 07:21 PM
Temujin23
Thu Sep 23, 2004 7:28 pm
#10
If there were any justice in the world, bothans would yield up some decent bristley hide, perfect for making practice camps, while sitting in a camp, and thinking about camps, and words that rhyme with camp, like scamp, and damp, and, uh, framp. Yeah, framp. Time to kill again. Wheeeeeee!
al-djinn'i
Naritus Ranger/TKM
Hakai
Thu Sep 23, 2004 8:08 pm
#11
whew...thank god it isn't time for them to start flaunting the sacrifice of the bothans to get the plans of the second deathstar yet.....
*reads script*
yeap....couple more years......
HydrAG
Thu Sep 23, 2004 8:17 pm
#12
Hakai wrote:whew...thank god it isn't time for them to start flaunting the sacrifice of the bothans to get the plans of the second deathstar yet.....*reads script*yeap....couple more years......
All information is suspect unless "many Bothans died to get us this information."
Standard operating procedure for all military and paramilitary organizations.
Hydra
Seiryuu
Fri Sep 24, 2004 12:49 am
#13
No, I say it because I live in a city that has about 60 Bothans. Every one of them will take exception to you doing this to any one of us.
I don't care how much armor you are wearing, it won't be enough. Of course they might find it amusing to shave a bantha then dump you and the hair in a vat of super glue.
Plus you'll have to get through an army creatures to get me personally.
I don't care how much armor you are wearing, it won't be enough. Of course they might find it amusing to shave a bantha then dump you and the hair in a vat of super glue.
Plus you'll have to get through an army creatures to get me personally.
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