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Thread: Want to hire a Ranger (humor, not serious)

Oreet
Tue Jul 26, 2005 8:05 am
#1



The guy that shares my office just came back with some Chinese food, so methinks I wish to Hire a Ranger to track down General Tso for me, so i can make him make me some chicken.

NOTE: I'm on the Milky Way Galaxy server if that helps.

Message Edited by Oreet on 07-26-2005 11:15 AM

Phenix1050
Tue Jul 26, 2005 8:13 am
#2

damn that sounds good.


wonder if I can forage some...





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Oreet
Tue Jul 26, 2005 8:14 am
#3






Phenix1050 wrote:

damn that sounds good.


wonder if I can forage some...








might get stuck with a Wedding Cake instead.



also, i changed the thread title and original message to make it a bit funnier.


AgonThalia
Tue Jul 26, 2005 11:55 am
#4

LOL


we just had chinese food too... (needed my daily dose of msg..) and yes! the general did show up...


mmm.... summer rolls, with mint, shrimp and lemon grass...





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SeanBlader
Tue Jul 26, 2005 11:44 pm
#5



Oreet wrote:

There are large Indian and Oriental populations in both Lancaster and Harrisburg, so there are lots of ethnic grocery stores around, so i've been having a great time learning to cook Asian food.




Got your politically correctness backwards. People are asians, and objects are oriental. Like you can get an oriental rug, or food locally, but the guy that makes it is an asian dude. Unless you wanted to be more specific and say Chinese food or people, then you're safe.

And first thing I think of when people say ethnic is black people. That makes me wonder. In the states, they're "African Americans" but what are they outside of America?

And unless it's Kung Pao Chicken, then you can have my share of the food.




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Vorpaks
Wed Jul 27, 2005 12:05 am
#6


AgonThalia wrote:
LOL
we just had chinese food too... (needed my daily dose of msg..) and yes! the general did show up...
mmm.... summer rolls, with mint, shrimp and lemon grass...



That actually sounds good. The only spring rolls I've been able to get lately consist of some pale greenish stuff interspersed with unidentifiable pink lumps. I think they are supposed to be shrimp, but suspect they are pork pretending to be shrimp. The spring rolls look suspiciously similar to the egg rolls.



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AgonThalia
Wed Jul 27, 2005 12:08 am
#7

i cant stand the fried rolls... too greasy... but the ones wrapped fresh with herbs, and meat... in rice paper.. ..


i think i need to go to the local thai/ vietnamese restaraunt tonight and splurge.



Draknev
The Last Ranger Correspondent
Subterfuge and Sabotage, Concealment and Camouflage:
Colonel: Rebel Alliance

Oreet
Wed Jul 27, 2005 12:18 am
#8

I've been doing alot of Asian Cooking at home lately. Got myself a GREAT wok set, and some good cookbooks.


Been making Thai, Indian, and Japanses food.


Thereare large Indian and Oriental populations in both Lancaster and Harrisburg, so there are lots of ethnic grocery stores around, so i've been having a great time learning to cook Asian food.



Tried making Fried Spring Rolls but that was a nightmare. They kept popping open inside the oil i was deep-frying them in, and just didn't turn out very well.


groundcrew
Wed Jul 27, 2005 2:31 am
#9






Oreet wrote:



The guy that shares my office just came back with some Chinese food, so methinks I wish to Hire a Ranger to track down General Tso for me, so i can make him make me some chicken.

NOTE: I'm on the Milky Way Galaxy server if that helps.


Message Edited by Oreet on 07-26-2005 11:15 AM




ROFLMAO......I think he's a random spawn, good luck



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Oreet
Wed Jul 27, 2005 5:14 am
#10






SeanBlader wrote:

People are asians, and objects are oriental.




learn something new everyday.

Arkadius_Radd
Wed Jul 27, 2005 5:27 am
#11

If you like cooking oriental food, Id suggest this cookbook: Fifty Ways to Wok your Dog.



Life is funny sometimes, too bad the joke's on us.
Oreet
Wed Jul 27, 2005 5:46 am
#12






Arkadius_Radd wrote:
If you like cooking oriental food, Id suggest this cookbook: Fifty Ways to Wok your Dog.






my dog is too skinny to consider cooking.



Miniature Dobermans don't have much meat on their bones.


AragornSoS
Wed Jul 27, 2005 9:43 am
#13

hmmm... I HAVE seen some fat Bothans in game tho... is that book a new loot drop for Chefs?!



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