Ranger Archive
Thread: You know you're a ranger when...
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-Xell-
Sat Jul 16, 2005 5:39 pm
#1
1. When you sleepwalk you walk up in the backyard in a hole covered in mud and leaves
2. When you pass roadkill you wonder how much hide you could get from it
3. You routinely let your dog run free around the neighborhood so you can track it.
4. When you parents get mad at you for letting said dog escape, you wish you had taken the time to make some Earth Camo Kits
5. You often find yourself wondering what template Indiana Jones had.
Add on!
-Xell-
Sat Jul 16, 2005 5:40 pm
#2
6. You have milked(or attempted to)all your pets, as well as the neighbors.
frankenstienmonster
Sat Jul 16, 2005 5:55 pm
#3
7. tried to run up a sheer cliff and wonder how to get your TN mod up
staticrevan
Sat Jul 16, 2005 6:35 pm
#4
8. After Christmas dinner you rummage through the garbage to retrieve the turkey bones
staticrevan
Sat Jul 16, 2005 6:39 pm
#5
9. When you go to a public campsite and start walking past people's tents and you rate them as 'basic'.. 'high quality'....
frankenstienmonster
Sat Jul 16, 2005 6:52 pm
#6
10) you tray to make traps out of used cans....ground beef, and leather
Aerontako_Shretalon
Sat Jul 16, 2005 6:52 pm
#7
11: When you have more housing locations than a BE-CL70 Torton with hiking boots.
Message Edited by Aerontako_Shretalon on 07-16-2005 06:52 PM
Aerontako_Shretalon
Sat Jul 16, 2005 6:54 pm
#8
12: When having a tent is considered 'light' packing.
13: When you feel the need to sleep near Rancor!
BioEngine
Sat Jul 16, 2005 7:10 pm
#9
14) When you think "damn, where did I leave my pocket knife? There's too many clothes in here, and I can't find a thing!"
Then you think
/areatrack;
/areatrack;
/areatrack;
/areatrack;
/areatrack;
/areatrack;
/areatrack;
/areatrack;
/areatrack;
/areatrack;
/areatrack;
/areatrack;
/areatrack;
Ah, there it is!
Message Edited by BioEngine on 07-16-2005 09:12 PM
Landorien
Sat Jul 16, 2005 7:11 pm
#10
When your single most impressive skill in life is operating binoculars.
frankenstienmonster
Sat Jul 16, 2005 7:23 pm
#11
16) when you use /areatrack near the airport and find a plane.
-Xell-
Sat Jul 16, 2005 8:07 pm
#12
frankenstienmonster wrote:
16) when you use /areatrack near the airport and find a plane.
lmao, I bet that is tough
17. You go to the psychiatrists office and they do the ink blob test. Every answer you give is the same: "Scat"
Message Edited by -Xell- on 07-16-2005 08:07 PM
Almagill
Sun Jul 17, 2005 4:41 am
#13
More a case of "you know you've played SWG too long when..." but:
You're sat in the garden and wondering why there's only one sun.
You comment, on a friends messy toolshed, "Man, it looks like a rancor went through here..." and when he ask's whatthehuh a rancor is you describe it as if they're RL real.. "Well, its part arachnid, part reptilian, stands about yay high and has teeth this long...."
The car needs work and you tell the guy in the flightsuit at the shop "check the oil, timing and the repulsorlifts...."
And what's worse, is that you are PROUD of having done it
You're sat in the garden and wondering why there's only one sun.
You comment, on a friends messy toolshed, "Man, it looks like a rancor went through here..." and when he ask's whatthehuh a rancor is you describe it as if they're RL real.. "Well, its part arachnid, part reptilian, stands about yay high and has teeth this long...."
The car needs work and you tell the guy in the flightsuit at the shop "check the oil, timing and the repulsorlifts...."
And what's worse, is that you are PROUD of having done it
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