Ranger Archive
Thread: You know you're a ranger when...
Creaturetaimer
Sun Jul 17, 2005 6:26 am
#14
19. When you look through your fridge and you keep thinking /forage in your head.
staticrevan
Sun Jul 17, 2005 7:35 am
#15
22. When you help a friend find their car in the mall parking lot, you expect payment.
HornedSandRanger
Sun Jul 17, 2005 7:42 am
#16
You jump out of a plane from 13,500 ft and live to tell about it around a campfire the next day. 
Owen-Lars
Sun Jul 17, 2005 9:38 am
#17
24: When someone on the highstreetasks you to sign a petition and you tell them "dont let JB catch you doing this" followed by a quick response of "who the hell is JB?"
heh some funny ones so far.
FultonMeigs
Sun Jul 17, 2005 10:17 am
#18
25) When, as you walk into the airport, you wonder for a split second which way it is to the travel terminal so you can make the jump to Detroit.
Bassnet13
Mon Jul 18, 2005 4:39 am
#19
26) When your roomate asks "Can you help me find my keys?" and your answer is "Drop me a mail, and note that I charge 250K / hour of my time, upfront."
27) When someone applies for a job at your workplace and your first thought is "Do you really want to work here, or are you just in it for the money?"
27) When someone applies for a job at your workplace and your first thought is "Do you really want to work here, or are you just in it for the money?"
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Iseult
Mon Jul 18, 2005 6:42 am
#21
-Xell- wrote:
4. When you parents get mad at you for letting said dog escape, you wish you had taken the time to make some Earth Camo Kits
29) When you admit on the forums that you still live with your parents and it takes 20 posts before someone thinks to make fun of you for it
lol j/k - this is a great thread!
Iseult
Master Ranger / Mediocre Carbiner
Bloodfin
TomedNor
Mon Jul 18, 2005 6:46 am
#22
- To expand on roadkill: When you see roadkill, think about harvesting it, then decide that the stats on it aren't good enough to bother with.
- When trying to learn something new at work/school, you lament your lack of skillpoints.
- When eating Kellog's Pop Tarts for breakfast... (you call all see where this one's going )
- When trying to learn something new at work/school, you lament your lack of skillpoints.
- When eating Kellog's Pop Tarts for breakfast... (you call all see where this one's going
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-Xell-
Mon Jul 18, 2005 6:58 am
#23
Iseult wrote:
-Xell- wrote:
4. When you parents get mad at you for letting said dog escape, you wish you had taken the time to make some Earth Camo Kits
29) When you admit on the forums that you still live with your parents and it takes 20 posts before someone thinks to make fun of you for it
lol j/k - this is a great thread!
Iseult
Master Ranger / Mediocre Carbiner
Bloodfin
Kinda no choice while I'm 16. In two years though I'll be enlisting in the US. Army, so that will change things
Carason
Mon Jul 18, 2005 3:16 pm
#24
33) You're playing with your ferrets, and wonder to yourself... I wonder if they have bristley or wooly hide.
34) You realize they are probably only a CL 5, and would only drop 17 units.
35) Said ferrets can break your camo and aggro you anyway (sneaky little fuzzballs!)
YT-2000
Mon Jul 18, 2005 4:43 pm
#25
36) The majority of your clothes are either green or brown.
37) You frown at anyone wearing hotpants.
38) When you have suffered an injury you refuse to go to the hospital and instead go camping.
37) You frown at anyone wearing hotpants.
38) When you have suffered an injury you refuse to go to the hospital and instead go camping.
ThGilsRooc
Mon Jul 18, 2005 5:56 pm
#26
Teero wrote:28) When you dig around in the grass looking for a Wedding Cake.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA One needs to be a veteran to get that one.