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Well guys, here is a real life story. I decided to go deer hunting this past weekend, and the first thing I knnew I needed, was a gun and some camoflouge. Well, my trusty ol rifle had a high speed, and the bullet only activated itself between the ranges of 45m and 64m, but I grabbed it anyway. And the oddest thing happened when I held it. Things seemed to hurt about twice as much. A buddy patted me on the shoulder and I developed a bruise. Well, after the rifle incident, I went down to the buthcer shop to buy my camo suit. I was really irritated to find that I needed, "boiled african dog meat", "Mushy monkey bones," and "sun cured giraffe plets". Not only this, but I needed a rare "Ultra serect probation flower" just to use as a glue to hold all this together. Well, I'm out in the woods, sitting in the brush, when a deer walks by. Here I am, sitting in my meat suit and I went to aim. Well, as soon as I did, the deer got really pissed off at me. He must have smelled the meat. Well, as soon as he noticed me...My suit flew off. I was buck-frickin-naked, because apparently an agressive animal is "meat suit repelant". The deer ran up to me and blew on me. Well, I was still holding my rifle so this knocked me unconcious. As I write this, I'm sitting in the hospital because of my meat suit, and an odd weakness eminating from my rifle.

I did find one assurance about the world though. On my computer, when I logged on to play SWG, I found that they had realistically portrayed hunting in a way that no other game has. From the "camo killing" animals, to the "radioactive isotope rifles", and the "meat suit", the devs on this game did thier homework. Kudos, on an engrosing outdoorsman experience.


NOT!

LOL!!

OMG! I can't stop laughing!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Thank you!

That was one of the funniest posts I've seen in a long time!

I really dont understand this Dev logic sometimes! It's like anti-logic... or Bizzaro Logic.

oh man.... can't breath....

LOL

This could have been funny if it wasnt so true....

Thanks so much! I can't sleep and this was an unexpected suprise...

Big thanks to you for a REALLY good laugh.

Jabourn.

Oh so perfect post. Thanks. Made my day.

ROFL!!

Dude, you're killing me here. That was too funny.

Roliando Cadeamai
Master Ranger/Novice Carbineer
Member of Naritus Rebel Alliance (NRA)

Evolutionary theory of the day: God nerfed the Dodo into extinction. Many, many eons ago, the Dodo started as the Phoenix, a great and wonderous bird. However, all the other birds bitched, so slowly God ate away at the beauty and power of the Phoenix until only the poor stupid Dodo was left.

Guys, it's great to know that my post was so well recieved. I feel that humor is the best form of commentary. Anyways, obivously there are problems, but on a serious note, I think that I agree with most of the community when I say that supporting our devs creatively, and offering constructive and patient posts regarding problems is the best way to go about getting change inacted. Either way...Peace. - Appytorral

Oh my God, nice one man, lmao.

-- YP

Cool post hehe fun !

Great post! I too find it odd when I shoot a beast square between the eyes THREE times, it's still up and running AND charging me.

Oh, and lets not forget the profuse bleeding from the ears and nose when I'm done shooting...