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BioEngine

Wed Sep 28, 2005 3:15 pm

I was thinking about collecting oddly-named resources to have a miniature museum. I was going through swgcraft.com's history of recorded resources on Bloodfin, and I find this.

Alife, Nabooian Fish Meat.

Now think about it, what would be the first thing you thought of if you were fishing and managed to get that kind of message in your resource?

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Dyrwen

Wed Sep 28, 2005 3:53 pm

#2

Finally, I don't need to get one of those "a life" things people keep telling me about. Now I keep one in my inventory.

000000000000000000Dyrwen Sy-X
000000000000000000
000000000000000000Imperial Master Ranger.
000000000000000000Meat Manager
000000000000000000Hide Heretic.
000000000000000000Bone Busybody.
000000000000000000
000000000000000000General PAC Man 
000000000000000000Penny Arcade Clan 
000000000000000000

SeanBlader

Wed Sep 28, 2005 10:37 pm

#3

I won't post it here for fear of getting banned, but on Sunrunner a while ago we had a High Grade Polymetric spawn that had an awesome name. look for yourself.

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Eufack

Wed Sep 28, 2005 10:42 pm

#4

I think it was TC that had a spawn ofsome great metalnamed Wagic

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Makkaio

Thu Sep 29, 2005 6:30 am

#5

A ranger had a group of people in his tent...

Makkaio

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Almagill

Thu Sep 29, 2005 6:58 am

#6

An ithorian Ranger walked into a bar, the barman said "Why the long face...?"

sheesh, tough crowd

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groundcrew

Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:48 am

#7

A human and a bothan walk into a cantina, the bartender says to the Human, "Hey buddy no pets alowed!"

Its not funny.......or a hunting joke........but I'm onlyposting this topickon Phe'nix, lol.I'd have used leexerds but its not as funny.

Message Edited by groundcrew on 09-29-2005 08:49 AM

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Phenix1050

Thu Sep 29, 2005 9:17 am

#8

groundcrew wrote:

A human and a bothan walk into a cantina, the bartender says to the Human, "Hey buddy no pets alowed!"

We tell that one on our home planet too. A Bothan walks into a cantina with a human and the barman says "hey, no pets allowed-- especially ugly, pale, hairless, laughably ignorant ones like that.

ahh...gotta love thatBothan humor.

PHE'NIX ANTARUS
BOTHAN ELDER RANGER
BEST LOOKINGSPY EVER--FOUNDER OF SATGWNIWNU
BURNING H*TPANTS SINCE 2003

This is horrible! I return to find my new title on the forum is "Jedi". What's up with that? If they wanted to confer that I'm rare and learned, they'd make my title RANGER. and then make it camo colored.

Oreet

Thu Sep 29, 2005 11:31 am

#9

Here's a few corny jokes to brighten your day:

Joke #1

2 Men walk into a bar. The 3rd man ducks.

Joke #2

Why don't Seagulls hang around the bay?

Because they'd be Bagels.

(you have to read this out loud to truly get it)

Joke #3

2 Men are out hunting. The second man passes out. So the first man calls 911.

"Hello 911, what is your emergency?"

"My friend just died out here in the woods."

"Sir,are yousure he's dead."

"Hold on"

*pause*

*gunshot*

"He is now."

Joke #4

A Bothan walks into a Cantina.

(what? that joke was funny. you think any self-respecting cantina owner would let a Bothan in?)

Oreet

Thu Sep 29, 2005 11:32 am

#10

Phenix1050 wrote:

groundcrew wrote:

A human and a bothan walk into a cantina, the bartender says to the Human, "Hey buddy no pets alowed!"

We tell that one on our home planet too. A Bothan walks into a cantina with a human and the barman says "hey, no pets allowed-- especially ugly, pale, hairless, laughably ignorant ones like that.

ahh...gotta love thatBothan humor.

that joke is impossible. no self-respecting human would be caught dead on Bothawuii

Phenix1050

Thu Sep 29, 2005 11:40 am

#11

meh. no self-respectng sentient could live with themselves if they were a Rodian unless they were too stupid to know better....

PHE'NIX ANTARUS
BOTHAN ELDER RANGER
BEST LOOKINGSPY EVER--FOUNDER OF SATGWNIWNU
BURNING H*TPANTS SINCE 2003

This is horrible! I return to find my new title on the forum is "Jedi". What's up with that? If they wanted to confer that I'm rare and learned, they'd make my title RANGER. and then make it camo colored.

Oreet

Thu Sep 29, 2005 11:44 am

#12

Phenix1050 wrote:

meh. no self-respectng sentient could live with themselves if they were a Rodian unless they were too stupid to know better....

bah! go chase a frisbee.

Phenix1050

Thu Sep 29, 2005 11:46 am

#13

go hop in a bug zapper.

PHE'NIX ANTARUS
BOTHAN ELDER RANGER
BEST LOOKINGSPY EVER--FOUNDER OF SATGWNIWNU
BURNING H*TPANTS SINCE 2003

This is horrible! I return to find my new title on the forum is "Jedi". What's up with that? If they wanted to confer that I'm rare and learned, they'd make my title RANGER. and then make it camo colored.

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