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Thread: Funny Hunting jokes.
Oreet wrote:
actually Demmoc is a good friend of mine. he shares my bothan dislike, but still seems to think humans are better.
Phenix1050 wrote:
Oreet wrote:
actually Demmoc is a good friend of mine. he shares my bothan dislike, but still seems to think humans are better.
oh. i see. he's one of your "special" friends that you met at the asylum. I remember you telling me how he tried to chew his way through the metal bars. I didn't know he was released That's wonderful, welcome to the Ranger Forum.
"released" is one way to put it. "escaped" is another way to put it. trust me, Demmoc was a lifer there.
Phenix1050 wrote:
totally insane (even more that the rest of the Ranger forum) and unfit to talk to the other blue names.
Oreet wrote:
Phenix1050 wrote:
Oreet wrote:
actually Demmoc is a good friend of mine. he shares my bothan dislike, but still seems to think humans are better.
oh. i see. he's one of your "special" friends that you met at the asylum. I remember you telling me how he tried to chew his way through the metal bars. I didn't know he was released That's wonderful, welcome to the Ranger Forum.
"released" is one way to put it. "escaped" is another way to put it. trust me, Demmoc was a lifer there.
True about the escape part. I admit that I did escape from the asylum. Unfortunately I was put there by a Rodian Bounty Hunter that wanted me out of his way so he could collect on a bounty I had tracked down. When he turned me into the athorities they tossed me into an asylum where I spent 6 weeks trying to find the perfect opportunity to escape. As for the "Chewing through the metal bars" part, I actually broke off the jaw bone of a Bothan in the cell next to me and used it to saw through the bars for my escape.
The only guard on duty was a Rodian who was sleeping when I passed him in the hall. One of the inmates made a loud noise that awoke the Rodian when I was perhaps 30 meters down the hall from him and he began to chase after me. I simply busted out each light in the hall except one and for some strange reason the rodian was attracted to the light with a strange hypnotic look in his eyes.
That's pretty much all that happened. I escaped and found the Rodian that falsly accused me and of course I shot him in a cantina on Talus. It was funny, I put my feet up on the table and shot him with my gun still in the holster. He shot first but we all know how bad of a shot Rodians are.
In memory of Oreet, the greatest Rodian ever
BioEngine wrote:I was thinking about collecting oddly-named resources to have a miniature museum. I was going through swgcraft.com's history of recorded resources on Bloodfin, and I find this.Alife, Nabooian Fish Meat.Now think about it, what would be the first thing you thought of if you were fishing and managed to get that kind of message in your resource?
My favorite on Naritus is "okay"
Oddly enough, the stats aren't terrible, but they're not great, they're just... okay
.... sorry.. should have read the whole thread before posting and THEN realize I'm interrupting
Message Edited by Cryos_Merovingian on 09-29-2005 04:50 PM
Oreet wrote:speaking of in-game, i still need to get Naritus.Odask levelled up to Master Ranger so i'm ready for the revamp. he's at 3-3-4-4 Ranger 1-2-3-3 Pistoleer Currently. guess i better start dropping pistols for carbineer.
/cheer for odask!