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Thread: Funny Ranger Confessions
Message Edited by groundcrew on 10-05-2005 09:42 AM
Yes, I did indeed put them on. BUT, they were actaully a joke regarding my alt (female twi'lek dancer) and my buddy Obata. I just popped them on Calc to make Obata cringe. He, of course, snapped a SS in the 2 seconds I had them on. I actually asked him to post it, just to rock the boat a little (it worked
). The garment has since been destroyed, but the legacy lives on .Now, this whole milking story is bull pookie. I have only ever milked one entity in game, and that was a piket. These other stories you here are just products of the vivid imaginations and secret desires of the rumor mongers.
Calculus_Entropy wrote:
OK...the WHOLE garment story.
Yes, I did indeed put them on. BUT, they were actaully a joke regarding my alt (female twi'lek dancer) and my buddy Obata. I just popped them on Calc to make Obata cringe. He, of course, snapped a SS in the 2 seconds I had them on. I actually asked him to post it, just to rock the boat a little (it worked
Now, this whole milking story is bull pookie. I have only ever milked one entity in game, and that was a piket. These other stories you here are just products of the vivid imaginations and secret desires of the rumor mongers.
Calc? Got Milk? That should be ur new signature calc lol.
Yea I try harvesting players and npc's all the time... I used to try and sample dna from ewoks too when I was bio-e...
Maxanto wrote:
Calc? Got Milk? That should be ur new signature calc lol.
Yea I try harvesting players and npc's all the time... I used to try and sample dna from ewoks too when I was bio-e...
I realy shouldn't pick on calc about the Night Sister thing............someone has screeenies of me makeing a pass at one.
What!?!? I was drunk
Calculus_Entropy wrote:
Come to think of it, I have some incriminating pictures of Paks...hmm...
Before following that thought through, you've got to ask yourself "Do I like my arms where they are? Conveniently attached either side of my body where I can use them for things like eating, scratching, typing guff on the boards..." or do you really, really want to find out what it's like to have your skull driven down through your chest as it's rhythmically beat on by an enraged wookiee momma using your arms as drumsticks?
Either way, I'm happy. I'm gonna sit way out of splatter distance with a BIG box of popcorn
I was once a closet Jedi grinder.
But once I realised true enlightment is through the front and rear sight of my weapon I became one with thetrue force.
Truth speaks with a six to nine round burst.
Calculus_Entropy wrote:
OK...the WHOLE garment story.
Yes, I did indeed put them on. BUT, they were actaully a joke regarding my alt (female twi'lek dancer) and my buddy Obata. I just popped them on Calc to make Obata cringe. He, of course, snapped a SS in the 2 seconds I had them on. I actually asked him to post it, just to rock the boat a little (it worked
Now, this whole milking story is bull pookie. I have only ever milked one entity in game, and that was a PHENIX. These other stories you here are just products of the vivid imaginations and secret desires of the rumor mongers.
And all this Time i was Lieing and Mistaken blah blah. What Rumors? Im bringing Truth to the masses. Ranger have the right to know of the leezard and the Bothan. OH BTW FIX'ed!
The only Nightsister milker was Oreet, if I'm not mistaken. Calc did /nuzzle me though...and it's oddly happened more than once...
and we all know my many exploits. Ahh, the good old potted plant incident. And the punchbowl. and the fact that Darth Maul was my kid. Ahh...memories.
so were the shauputs you...erm..."tagged".
Owen-Lars wrote:
Im fecking innocent
Phenix1050 wrote:The only Nightsister milker was Oreet, if I'm not mistaken. Calc did /nuzzle me though...and it's oddly happened more than once...
Sad but true
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