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Thread: Funny Ranger Confessions

jafo1
Wed Oct 05, 2005 2:13 pm
#14



Calculus_Entropy wrote:


Phenix1050 wrote:

The only Nightsister milker was Oreet, if I'm not mistaken. Calc did /nuzzle me though...and it's oddly happened more than once...




Sad but true .





Ya see it all comes out in the end. Theres a Mental Pic for ya!




Rangers Not forgoten!!
LONG LIVE TIGGS!!! SOE DID YOU WRONG!!!
jafo1
Wed Oct 05, 2005 2:28 pm
#15



Calculus_Entropy wrote:


jafo1 wrote:


Calculus_Entropy wrote:


Phenix1050 wrote:

The only Nightsister milker was Oreet, if I'm not mistaken. Calc did /nuzzle me though...and it's oddly happened more than once...




Sad but true .





Ya see it all comes out in the end. Theres a Mental Pic for ya!


Doesn't mean it was on purpose .




Little Scaley Bothans. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!




Rangers Not forgoten!!
LONG LIVE TIGGS!!! SOE DID YOU WRONG!!!
ZevishWulf
Wed Oct 05, 2005 2:47 pm
#16


jafo1 wrote:


Calculus_Entropy wrote:


jafo1 wrote:


Calculus_Entropy wrote:


Phenix1050 wrote:

The only Nightsister milker was Oreet, if I'm not mistaken. Calc did /nuzzle me though...and it's oddly happened more than once...




Sad but true .





Ya see it all comes out in the end. Theres a Mental Pic for ya!


Doesn't mean it was on purpose .




Little Scaley Bothans. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!








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Oreet
Wed Oct 05, 2005 6:34 pm
#17






Phenix1050 wrote:

The only Nightsister milker was Oreet, if I'm not mistaken. Calc did /nuzzle me though...and it's oddly happened more than once...







you are correct. for some reason, people thought it was Calc, but I am the one who successfully milked a Nightsister.
groundcrew
Wed Oct 05, 2005 9:18 pm
#18






Oreet wrote:






Phenix1050 wrote:

The only Nightsister milker was Oreet, if I'm not mistaken. Calc did /nuzzle me though...and it's oddly happened more than once...







you are correct. for some reason, people thought it was Calc, but I am the one who successfully milked a Nightsister.





LOL okay then I shouldn't pick on Oreet for milking Night Sisters


As forCalc nuzzling Phe'nix, that doesn't surprise me. I have a greeniguanna and I've seen him nuzzling all kinds of things. I've narrowed it down and leexerds will nuzzle anything that is warm, fuzzy, and / or green.

Thefunniestthing was my girlfriend caught him "nuzzling" one of her sox and he left a wet mess on it. She thought he poo'd on it...........I still haven't told her what it really was.



Flakk Gun:Elder Ranger
Improvise, Adapt, and Overcome

"My camps may be gone and my cammo changed to Vanish....But I still have my rifle, I still have my love of hunting...and the outdoors, and THAT is what makes me a Ranger."
AragornSoS
Thu Oct 06, 2005 12:45 am
#19



And it sure sounds like you're trying to milk some kind of excuse there for wearing ... those garments. Maybe that's what you had to wear in order to milk a Nightsister?





Dekiion G'Dulth
Colonel | Imperial Sector Rangers
"What others abandon, we protect."

Master Ranger / Master Rifleman / Storm Squadron Ace
Vorpaks
Thu Oct 06, 2005 10:03 am
#20

I was going to respond to Calc's incriminating pictures but then I got horribly distracted by groundcrew's lizard story.

Nuzzling is a dangerous business. My ID character once sent a long string of... affectionate PMs to someone (nothing TOO bad - I'm not that kind of wookiee, er... twi'lek... whatever ), only to realize in horror that an ID customer had snuck in a request for a stat migrate and I was responding to him by accident. On the bright side, he tipped well.

On an even more horrifying note I once mistell'd a /nuzzle to an underage guildie. This was in my Paks personna, who he had until that point assumed was a guy (the whole wookiee thing). I don't know who is more mentally scarred - me or him.



Paks
Master Ranger/Master Creature Handler
-I support ATK play

Makkaio
Thu Oct 06, 2005 10:12 am
#21

My funny ranger confession is I was an original master ranger and master carbineer


I used to use Phen Darts to trap critters and then kill myself with my laser carbine!



Makkaio

"Remember, it's not the game that sucks...it's you."
AgonThalia
Thu Oct 06, 2005 10:43 am
#22



Vorpaks wrote:
I was going to respond to Calc's incriminating pictures but then I got horribly distracted by groundcrew's lizard story.

Nuzzling is a dangerous business. My ID character once sent a long string of... affectionate PMs to someone (nothing TOO bad - I'm not that kind of wookiee, er... twi'lek... whatever ), only to realize in horror that an ID customer had snuck in a request for a stat migrate and I was responding to him by accident. On the bright side, he tipped well.

On an even more horrifying note I once mistell'd a /nuzzle to an underage guildie. This was in my Paks personna, who he had until that point assumed was a guy (the whole wookiee thing). I don't know who is more mentally scarred - me or him.




or the mistells ive sent you...




Draknev
The Last Ranger Correspondent
Subterfuge and Sabotage, Concealment and Camouflage:
Colonel: Rebel Alliance

Oreet
Thu Oct 06, 2005 6:48 pm
#23

Here's my confession (if you could call it that).


I am currently in Charotte, NC on business.


and:




Oreet + Free Beer and Whiskey = 1 Happy
groundcrew
Fri Oct 07, 2005 9:52 pm
#24






Oreet wrote:

Oreet + Free Beer and Whiskey = 1Shaved






FIXED!!!



Flakk Gun:Elder Ranger
Improvise, Adapt, and Overcome

"My camps may be gone and my cammo changed to Vanish....But I still have my rifle, I still have my love of hunting...and the outdoors, and THAT is what makes me a Ranger."
Nikoziara
Mon Oct 10, 2005 8:50 am
#25

I find myself slipping away to milk pikets too...I just feel sorry for the one or two people that follow and think im ATTACKING the pikets....lvl 82 pikets+1-2lvl40-60 fighters=FUNNY!



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TatLoner
Mon Oct 10, 2005 12:26 pm
#26



groundcrew wrote:
As we all know Rangers some times do some odd / funny stuff, such as Calc wearing Hawtpants.......so what's yours?
Heres mine......sometimesI catch myself useing my harvesting macros on NPC's.

Message Edited by groundcrew on 10-05-2005 09:42 AM



when people go on bol hunts and invite me. I find myself slipping away milking pikets.
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