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Thread: Are there days...

DesktopSaki
Wed Sep 29, 2004 10:55 am
#1

Are there days when you wish SOE would make the moisture farmer, the pirates and the boar on Tatooine untrackable?



Once a Ranger... Always a Ranger.
IGN: Stof - Parsec Armor, Mos Omenos, Tatooine, 23 Jump Street -2929 -6677
Home of the Amazin' Flamin' Bothan Crotch
- /salute Phe'nix, Eclipse's only real life Bothan Marine Ranger. Oorah!
Master Ranger and proud of it.
That which does not kill me... Will make someone a really nice coat.

Fodder650
Wed Sep 29, 2004 10:58 am
#2

No of course not. There should be 50 at each starport. Because darn it all those l33t 13 year old kids paid (well their parents do) for their accounts. And they should be jedis. And it should be blantantly obvious. I mean the polls and focus groups showed this was what we wanted right?





Canon Fodder - The former Ranger/CH now unplayed Smuggler
Down to one account and thats only because its a station pass
Currently a Droid Commander in City of Villians (really)
DesktopSaki
Wed Sep 29, 2004 11:00 am
#3

I think you just dripped sarcasm on my boots.



Once a Ranger... Always a Ranger.
IGN: Stof - Parsec Armor, Mos Omenos, Tatooine, 23 Jump Street -2929 -6677
Home of the Amazin' Flamin' Bothan Crotch
- /salute Phe'nix, Eclipse's only real life Bothan Marine Ranger. Oorah!
Master Ranger and proud of it.
That which does not kill me... Will make someone a really nice coat.

Fodder650
Wed Sep 29, 2004 11:04 am
#4


Sorry let me get you a midichlorian rag to clean them off with. It not only cleans them up but you'll feel like your walking on the force itself!

Message Edited by Fodder650 on 09-29-2004 02:08 PM



Canon Fodder - The former Ranger/CH now unplayed Smuggler
Down to one account and thats only because its a station pass
Currently a Droid Commander in City of Villians (really)
DesktopSaki
Wed Sep 29, 2004 11:14 am
#5


I'm walkin' on the Force... Oohhhhhhhh!


I'm walkin' on the Force... Oohhhhhhhh!

And don't it feel GOOD!



Once a Ranger... Always a Ranger.
IGN: Stof - Parsec Armor, Mos Omenos, Tatooine, 23 Jump Street -2929 -6677
Home of the Amazin' Flamin' Bothan Crotch
- /salute Phe'nix, Eclipse's only real life Bothan Marine Ranger. Oorah!
Master Ranger and proud of it.
That which does not kill me... Will make someone a really nice coat.

Fodder650
Wed Sep 29, 2004 11:21 am
#6

Introducing the new Nike Airforce Cross Trainers


Pump up the little jedi bladders and every time you hear yoda cry you know that you have more force powers in your shoes! Think of the height you can jump with the help of the force! Want to run faster no problem make Yoda cry four times for Nike Force Run


Warning do not wear around British Knights Fett Gliders Investigation sneakers




Canon Fodder - The former Ranger/CH now unplayed Smuggler
Down to one account and thats only because its a station pass
Currently a Droid Commander in City of Villians (really)
DesktopSaki
Wed Sep 29, 2004 11:57 am
#7

"Little Jedi bladders." For some reason, that phrase just strikes me as hilarious.


I'm going to have that running through my head all day. Little Jedi bladders.



Once a Ranger... Always a Ranger.
IGN: Stof - Parsec Armor, Mos Omenos, Tatooine, 23 Jump Street -2929 -6677
Home of the Amazin' Flamin' Bothan Crotch
- /salute Phe'nix, Eclipse's only real life Bothan Marine Ranger. Oorah!
Master Ranger and proud of it.
That which does not kill me... Will make someone a really nice coat.

WildBil2Me
Wed Sep 29, 2004 5:31 pm
#8

Sarcasm makes princess leia cry...



Col. Wyndinn Maer
Antarian Rangers: Wanderhome
SWGRanger.com
Temujin23
Wed Sep 29, 2004 5:33 pm
#9

I thought naughty touching made princess leia cry. No wait, I'm thinking of jesus. My bad.



al-djinn'i

Naritus Ranger/TKM



Wake up! Time to die.
Fodder650
Thu Sep 30, 2004 12:02 am
#10

Sounds like a band


"And now the Little Jedi Bladders with their hit 'Screaming Yodas'"



Canon Fodder - The former Ranger/CH now unplayed Smuggler
Down to one account and thats only because its a station pass
Currently a Droid Commander in City of Villians (really)
Phenix1050
Thu Sep 30, 2004 12:04 am
#11

well if they're modeled after the current bladder system, you can fill them up and they will mysteriously empty.....



PHE'NIX ANTARUS
BOTHAN ELDER RANGER
BEST LOOKINGSPY EVER--FOUNDER OF SATGWNIWNU
BURNING H*TPANTS SINCE 2003


This is horrible! I return to find my new title on the forum is "Jedi". What's up with that? If they wanted to confer that I'm rare and learned, they'd make my title RANGER. and then make it camo colored.
Fodder650
Thu Sep 30, 2004 12:05 am
#12

Yeah but since theirs is smaller it empties faster. Its why they are hidden and not in public view. They are always looking for a bathroom or a tree to use



Canon Fodder - The former Ranger/CH now unplayed Smuggler
Down to one account and thats only because its a station pass
Currently a Droid Commander in City of Villians (really)
Phenix1050
Thu Sep 30, 2004 12:08 am
#13

do they have a /forceDon'tStainUndies????



PHE'NIX ANTARUS
BOTHAN ELDER RANGER
BEST LOOKINGSPY EVER--FOUNDER OF SATGWNIWNU
BURNING H*TPANTS SINCE 2003


This is horrible! I return to find my new title on the forum is "Jedi". What's up with that? If they wanted to confer that I'm rare and learned, they'd make my title RANGER. and then make it camo colored.
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