Ranger Archive
Thread: Are there days...
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DesktopSaki
Wed Sep 29, 2004 10:55 am
#1
Are there days when you wish SOE would make the moisture farmer, the pirates and the boar on Tatooine untrackable? 
Fodder650
Wed Sep 29, 2004 10:58 am
#2
No of course not. There should be 50 at each starport. Because darn it all those l33t 13 year old kids paid (well their parents do) for their accounts. And they should be jedis. And it should be blantantly obvious. I mean the polls and focus groups showed this was what we wanted right?
Fodder650
Wed Sep 29, 2004 11:04 am
#4
Sorry let me get you a midichlorian rag to clean them off with. It not only cleans them up but you'll feel like your walking on the force itself!
Message Edited by Fodder650 on 09-29-2004 02:08 PM
DesktopSaki
Wed Sep 29, 2004 11:14 am
#5
I'm walkin' on the Force... Oohhhhhhhh!
I'm walkin' on the Force... Oohhhhhhhh!
And don't it feel GOOD!
Fodder650
Wed Sep 29, 2004 11:21 am
#6
Introducing the new Nike Airforce Cross Trainers
Pump up the little jedi bladders and every time you hear yoda cry you know that you have more force powers in your shoes! Think of the height you can jump with the help of the force! Want to run faster no problem make Yoda cry four times for Nike Force Run
Warning do not wear around British Knights Fett Gliders Investigation sneakers
DesktopSaki
Wed Sep 29, 2004 11:57 am
#7
"Little Jedi bladders." For some reason, that phrase just strikes me as hilarious.
I'm going to have that running through my head all day. Little Jedi bladders.
Temujin23
Wed Sep 29, 2004 5:33 pm
#9
I thought naughty touching made princess leia cry. No wait, I'm thinking of jesus. My bad.
al-djinn'i
Naritus Ranger/TKM
Fodder650
Thu Sep 30, 2004 12:02 am
#10
Sounds like a band
"And now the Little Jedi Bladders with their hit 'Screaming Yodas'"
Phenix1050
Thu Sep 30, 2004 12:04 am
#11
well if they're modeled after the current bladder system, you can fill them up and they will mysteriously empty.....
Fodder650
Thu Sep 30, 2004 12:05 am
#12
Yeah but since theirs is smaller it empties faster. Its why they are hidden and not in public view. They are always looking for a bathroom or a tree to use
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