Ranger Archive
Thread: Are there days...
Fodder650
Thu Sep 30, 2004 12:19 am
#14
(using the Ep 4-6 guidelines)
To be one with nature and the force you would not wear undies under those robes.
(using ep 1-2 rules)
Underoos special yes... passed down generations many they are.. yes.. cleaned by the force.. wear you must to be jedi. Midichlorians move from host to host you wondered i see using these pairs of secret underwear. Be careful with them young jedi. Without washing them comes high dry cleaning bills. With high dry cleaning bills comes the dark side
(using the StarWars Holidays Special rules)
"Heres your new pair of wookie fur undies Mr Skywalker. Remember to use a comb once a week"
Message Edited by Fodder650 on 09-29-2004 03:20 PM
Almagill
Thu Sep 30, 2004 12:23 am
#15
/forceSkidMark
presumably caused by /forceRuns?
(I'll get my coat...)
presumably caused by /forceRuns?
(I'll get my coat...)
Calculus_Entropy
Thu Sep 30, 2004 12:33 am
#16
Fodder650 wrote:Sounds like a band"And now the Little Jedi Bladders with their hit 'Screaming Yodas'"
Actually...the Screaming Yodas sounds more like the band!
Fodder650
Thu Sep 30, 2004 12:38 am
#17
http://me118.stanford.edu/pictures/Spr99Projects/Screaming_Yodas/main.html
Well thats the closest someone has come to calling themselves it. So the names open for use
WeiQuin
Thu Sep 30, 2004 7:18 am
#18
Why, oh why did you dredge up the horrible memories of the Star Wars Holiday Special?!?
OK, I was 7 when I 1st saw it and thought it was the cat's meow...
but a friend of mine got his hands on a copy a few years ago and we watched it....
I wanted to take my DX-2 and shove it in my eye and pull the trigger! The only redeeming quality it has is that its the very 1st intro of Boba Fett (as a cartoon none the less).
Fodder650
Thu Sep 30, 2004 7:21 am
#19
What do you get a wookie for christmas Weiguinn?
SAY IT
You know you want to
SAY IT
WeiQuin
Thu Sep 30, 2004 7:54 am
#20
all a Wookie wants for Christmas is a trip home to be with his family... or is that Wookie Life Day?
Fred_Skinner
Thu Sep 30, 2004 7:59 am
#21
Is that in uniform or the slave girl outfit?
Temujin23 wrote:
I thought naughty touching made princess leia cry. No wait, I'm thinking of jesus. My bad.
al-djinn'i
Naritus Ranger/TKM
Vorpaks
Thu Sep 30, 2004 9:15 am
#22
Y'know... somedays you walk innocently into a thread... and realize you should back away slowly...
But it too late. You've already been contaminated. Little jeid bladders...
I am at this moment editing a operators manual that calls a pressure cuff "the bladder." To verify that the cuff is reading correctly you can insert a little verification device to test the pressure. The instructions read exactly: "Insert 'Probe A' into bladder."
I've been systematically replacing "bladder" with "pressure cuff" and "probe" with... anything but that term... and trying to not completely loose my cool. This thread has made my job that much harder. Little jedi bladders...
(crawls under her desk so she can giggle helplessly in peace)
But it too late. You've already been contaminated. Little jeid bladders...
I am at this moment editing a operators manual that calls a pressure cuff "the bladder." To verify that the cuff is reading correctly you can insert a little verification device to test the pressure. The instructions read exactly: "Insert 'Probe A' into bladder."
I've been systematically replacing "bladder" with "pressure cuff" and "probe" with... anything but that term... and trying to not completely loose my cool. This thread has made my job that much harder. Little jedi bladders...
(crawls under her desk so she can giggle helplessly in peace)
Fodder650
Thu Sep 30, 2004 10:16 am
#23
Paks there is no way you can possibly fix that kind of manual. Its lost for its own sake. Just laugh a lot while your editing.
BTW what you get a wookie for christmas is a comb. It was a song from the christmas special. Big star wars fans you are.
BTW what you get a wookie for christmas is a comb. It was a song from the christmas special. Big star wars fans you are.
WeiQuin
Thu Sep 30, 2004 10:47 am
#24
Hey, I said I was 7 when I saw it it and the 2nd time, well, my brain was under the influence of fire water... I'm still trying to purge Bea Arthur from my memory!
Fodder650
Thu Sep 30, 2004 11:04 am
#25
What Harvey Kormans worth keeping in there? Hey heres more random trivia shes also in "History of the World Part 1"
WeiQuin
Fri Oct 01, 2004 10:15 am
#26
Ya know, I had already purged Harvey... thanks, thanks a lot.
I'll be sending you my psychiatrist bill....