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Thread: From the Obituary thingy in Virrago's Weekly Picks.
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Calculus_Entropy
Fri Aug 12, 2005 7:45 am
#1
The Empire is pleased to announce the eradication of the notorious rebel Calc, who 10 days ago was maliciously blown to smithereens by a Rancor. This incident occurred in an arid desert on the planet Naboo. The deceased was reported to have shouted "Let's blow this thing and go home!" just before expiring. Calc was reportedly accompanied by a bearded jedi who fled the scene. To celebrate this important victory, Darth Vader will grin an evil grin and make a sinister nod.
Vorpaks
Fri Aug 12, 2005 7:48 am
#2
I got force chocked by IG 88 (???) and Vadar took the day off to golf with the admirals. 
Luckily the unknown woman with sticky buns on the side of her head fled the scene when she heard me shouting "I'm coming Ben!"
Luckily the unknown woman with sticky buns on the side of her head fled the scene when she heard me shouting "I'm coming Ben!"
Oreet
Fri Aug 12, 2005 7:50 am
#4
i didn't bother reading mine, as i was deeply offended that the site referred to me as a Rebel.
/shout Long Live the Empire
the Rodian there is me. I'm the Emporer's Right-Hand man Rodian
Calculus_Entropy
Fri Aug 12, 2005 7:52 am
#6
Oreet wrote:Rancor, Desert, Naboo???
*head explodes*
Lol..it's not perfect, but still houmorous.
Oreet
Fri Aug 12, 2005 7:53 am
#7
Calculus_Entropy wrote:
Oreet wrote:
Rancor, Desert, Naboo???
*head explodes*
Lol..it's not perfect, but still houmorous.
i know. it takes random names,words, and phrases and puts them together.
Phenix1050
Fri Aug 12, 2005 7:56 am
#8
i can't seem to find this site. Can you link it please, leexard?
AgonThalia
Fri Aug 12, 2005 7:58 am
#9
The Empire is pleased to announce the death of the notorious rebel Draknev, who 7 days ago was absolutely shot down in a fighter by a Rancor. This incident occurred in a spaceport on the planet Mon Calamari. The deceased was reported to have shouted "I don't know... fly casual." just before expiring. Draknev was reportedly accompanied by an underage princess in a white exercise suit who fled the scene. To celebrate this important victory, the Emperor will torture some people with an interrogation droid.
I must say i that i must be the worst pilot ever if i was shot by a chitinous reptile during a low orbit tactical bombing raid.
and an underage princess?
Oreet
Fri Aug 12, 2005 8:00 am
#11
Phenix1050 wrote:
i can't seem to find this site. Can you link it please, leexard?
Garva/Virrago Tracker for teh win!!!!
Drak, what were u doing with an underage princess?
AgonThalia
Fri Aug 12, 2005 8:02 am
#13
um......
uh.....
/conceal
/burstrun...
I thought about editing it before posting, but i wanted you all to see it in all its savage splendor.
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