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Phenix1050

Fri Aug 12, 2005 8:03 am

The Empire is pleased to announce the expiration of the notorious rebel Phe'nix Antarus, who 9 days ago was savagely dismembered with a lightsaber by Darth Maul. This incident occurred in an arid desert in Mos Eisley. The deceased was reported to have shouted "I'm your father!" just before expiring. Phe'nix Antarus was reportedly accompanied by a bearded jedi who fled the scene. To celebrate this important victory, the Emperor will use the Force to levitate a taun-taun.

Message Edited by Phenix1050 on 08-12-2005 11:04 AM

PHE'NIX ANTARUS
BOTHAN ELDER RANGER
BEST LOOKINGSPY EVER--FOUNDER OF SATGWNIWNU
BURNING H*TPANTS SINCE 2003

This is horrible! I return to find my new title on the forum is "Jedi". What's up with that? If they wanted to confer that I'm rare and learned, they'd make my title RANGER. and then make it camo colored.

Oreet

Fri Aug 12, 2005 8:04 am

#15

Rancor Pilots > Draknev

just imagine the size of the starfighter that a Rancor would fly.

Calculus_Entropy

Fri Aug 12, 2005 8:05 am

#16

Oreet wrote:

Phenix1050 wrote: i can't seem to find this site. Can you link it please, leexard?

Garva/Virrago Tracker for teh win!!!!

Drak, what were u doing with an underage princess?

GAH! I got pwned.

Calculus Entropy
Ranger Blue Glowie Emeritus
Garindan used /areatrack to find Han.

Oreet

Fri Aug 12, 2005 8:06 am

#17

U'd think Darth Maul woulda been uglier if he was half Bothan.

AgonThalia

Fri Aug 12, 2005 8:07 am

#18

Oreet wrote:

Rancor Pilots > Draknev

Nuh-uh.... i uh... ran into him as i was rescuing a princess... thats my story!

Draknev
The Last Ranger Correspondent
Subterfuge and Sabotage, Concealment and Camouflage:
Colonel: Rebel Alliance

Oreet

Fri Aug 12, 2005 8:08 am

#19

AgonThalia wrote:

Oreet wrote:

Rancor Pilots > Draknev

Nuh-uh.... i uh... ran into him as i was rescuing a princess... thats my story!

Rescue? or Picking up for a date?

Phenix1050

Fri Aug 12, 2005 8:08 am

#20

Oreet wrote:

U'd think Darth Maul woulda been uglier if he was half Bothan.

I swear it wasn't me! The kid ain't mine. If the glove didn't fit, she threw a fit.

somebody call me a lawyer!

PHE'NIX ANTARUS
BOTHAN ELDER RANGER
BEST LOOKINGSPY EVER--FOUNDER OF SATGWNIWNU
BURNING H*TPANTS SINCE 2003

This is horrible! I return to find my new title on the forum is "Jedi". What's up with that? If they wanted to confer that I'm rare and learned, they'd make my title RANGER. and then make it camo colored.

Calculus_Entropy

Fri Aug 12, 2005 8:08 am

#21

AgonThalia wrote:

Oreet wrote:

Rancor Pilots > Draknev

Nuh-uh.... i uh... ran into him as i was rescuing a princess... thats my story!

An underage pricess...

Calculus Entropy
Ranger Blue Glowie Emeritus
Garindan used /areatrack to find Han.

Oreet

Fri Aug 12, 2005 8:09 am

#22

Phenix1050 wrote:

Oreet wrote:

U'd think Darth Maul woulda been uglier if he was half Bothan.

I swear it wasn't me! The kid ain't mine. If the glove didn't fit, she threw a fit.

somebody call me a lawyer!

ok, is this gonna end up on Maury Povich or Montel Williams? Which one of them does the DNA tests?

CorethLandwalker

Fri Aug 12, 2005 8:21 am

#23

A disturbing glimpse of the future....

"The Empire is pleased to announce the extermination of the notorious rebel Coreth Landwalker, who 4 days ago was maliciously swayed to the Dark Side by Emperor Palpatine. This incident occurred in a shipyard on the planet Mon Calamari. The deceased was reported to have shouted "Oh, yeah? Watch this!" just before expiring. Coreth Landwalker was reportedly accompanied by a young padawan who fled the scene. To celebrate this important victory, the Emperor will throw a parade."

Coreth Landwalker - Elder Ranger
Ranger once. Ranger forever.

Almagill

Fri Aug 12, 2005 8:25 am

#24

Oreet wrote:

Calculus_Entropy wrote:

Oreet wrote:

Rancor, Desert, Naboo???

*head explodes*

Lol..it's not perfect, but still houmorous.

i know. it takes random names, words, and phrases and puts them together.

Like the Forum, Rangers, that is, eh?

New HOWTO: Gather Milk, Fish, Mollusk, etc.

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AragornSoS

Fri Aug 12, 2005 8:41 am

#25

"The Empire is pleased to announce the termination of the notorious rebel Dekiion , who 4 days ago was ruthlessly blown to smithereens by a battle droid. This incident occurred in a rebel outpost in Mos Eisley. The deceased was reported to have shouted "I've got a bad feeling about this!" just before expiring. Dekiion was reportedly accompanied by a Mon Calamari captain who fled the scene. To celebrate this important victory, the Emperor will put a new coat of paint on the Death Star."

But... I AM an Imperial... Maybe it was a trap!

Dekiion G'Dulth
Colonel | Imperial Sector Rangers
"What others abandon, we protect."

Master Ranger / Master Rifleman / Storm Squadron Ace

Oreet

Fri Aug 12, 2005 8:46 am

#26

AragornSoS wrote:

"The Empire is pleased to announce the termination of the notorious rebel Dekiion , who 4 days ago was ruthlessly blown to smithereens by a battle droid. This incident occurred in a rebel outpost in Mos Eisley. The deceased was reported to have shouted "I've got a bad feeling about this!" just before expiring. Dekiion was reportedly accompanied by a Mon Calamari captain who fled the scene. To celebrate this important victory, the Emperor will put a new coat of paint on the Death Star."

But... I AM an Imperial... Maybe it was a trap!

It's a trap (warning, there is sound here, so turn speakers down if at work).

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