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Thread: Team Hawtpants will always triumph, because camo is dumb.

NJ62
Wed May 11, 2005 8:33 am
#1


BWAHAHAHA! All your hides are belong to us!


You will never defeat the imperious forces of Team Hawtpants! We will defeat you with strategery andthe distraction of ourscantily-clad backsides!


Ph34r us!

(Okay, so I haven't caused trouble here in a while, how are y'all doing?)




n'Jessi
former correspondent, former player

All your hawtpants are belong to me.
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AragornSoS
Wed May 11, 2005 8:37 am
#2


My Eyeesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss!


/claw eyes



Team Hawt Camopants will prevail!!!

Message Edited by AragornSoS on 05-11-2005 10:39 AM



Dekiion G'Dulth
Colonel | Imperial Sector Rangers
"What others abandon, we protect."

Master Ranger / Master Rifleman / Storm Squadron Ace
Calculus_Entropy
Wed May 11, 2005 9:13 am
#3

Down with..that garment!!! Wait...



Calculus Entropy
Ranger Blue Glowie Emeritus
Garindan used /areatrack to find Han.
Tarnak_Archvold
Wed May 11, 2005 9:16 am
#4

Why you might be excellent at turning members of team RATGWNIWNU, Cal is proof of that. You can no longer leave town with out being killed by deceased nunas or flesh eating chupa's. Rangers for the Win!




"Once upon a time Rangers roamed the galaxies... Before the dark times, before the NGE. "
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Calculus_Entropy
Wed May 11, 2005 9:21 am
#5

Actually, the pair I may or may not have been wearing in that picture that may or may not have been a fake was fur lined. They were quite comfy...maybe a little TOO comfy! /shiftyeyes



Calculus Entropy
Ranger Blue Glowie Emeritus
Garindan used /areatrack to find Han.
Vorpaks
Wed May 11, 2005 9:32 am
#6

I had a good response to this thread... but now I am distracted...



Paks
Master Ranger/Master Creature Handler
-I support ATK play

SickSix
Wed May 11, 2005 9:33 am
#7






Calculus_Entropy wrote:
Actually, the pair I may or may not have been wearing in that picture that may or may not have been a fake was fur lined. They were quite comfy...maybe a little TOO comfy! /shiftyeyes





AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!


/bangs head against wall to try and remove HORRRRRRRRIBLE mental image





SickSix
MASTER INVISI-PUSS
HadesNNHellriders
You're supposed to sit here
and die while I poison you.

JBMat
Wed May 11, 2005 9:37 am
#8

Someone from New Jersey would have had to said that.


Good Maker, fix the colors, my eyes are bleeding.


Also, let us boycot NJ's toon as to hide selling. Yeah, find 400 units to make a pair of them there evil garments. You weenie head person you. Now go before I taunt you a second time.


JB


NJ62
Wed May 11, 2005 9:46 am
#9






JBMat wrote:

Someone from New Jersey would have had to said that.


Good Maker, fix the colors, my eyes are bleeding.


Also, let us boycot NJ's toon as to hide selling. Yeah, find 400 units to make a pair of them there evil garments. You weenie head person you. Now go before I taunt you a second time.


JB







Too late, I've made Winged Hawtpants by the crate!



n'Jessi
former correspondent, former player

All your hawtpants are belong to me.
www.swgtailor.com
PLEASE REGISTER FOR THE SWGTAILOR OFFSITE FORUM (IMAGE DESIGNERS WELCOME TOO)

AgonThalia
Wed May 11, 2005 10:01 am
#10

conspiracy theory 1:


If you look closely at the image of Lee Harvey Oswald, you can see that under his pants are a slight protrusion alond the seams. a clear example of hawtpants.


conspiracy theory 2:

On the hollywood set where they filmed the fake moon landing, the original plan was to put hawtpants on the flagpole, they couldnt find any so they put the american flag.


conspiracy theory 3:

Trotsky was expelled from the communist revolution not because of his ideological disagreements with stalin, but because he actually had photos of Stalin wearing nothing but a cigar and hawtpants.


conspiracy theory 4:

J. Edgar Hoover often wore hawtpants and a strapless evening gown as he black-listed sympathizers.


obviously, only evil people wear hawtpants.






Draknev
The Last Ranger Correspondent
Subterfuge and Sabotage, Concealment and Camouflage:
Colonel: Rebel Alliance

Cryos_Merovingian
Wed May 11, 2005 10:04 am
#11






NJ62 wrote:






JBMat wrote:

Someone from New Jersey would have had to said that.


Good Maker, fix the colors, my eyes are bleeding.


Also, let us boycot NJ's toon as to hide selling. Yeah, find 400 units to make a pair of them there evil garments. You weenie head person you. Now go before I taunt you a second time.


JB







Too late, I've made Winged Hawtpants by the crate!





And you will Rue the day you made these. Your day will come and you will be punished.


RATGWNIWNU will triumph




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CRYOS MEROVINGIAN
Elder Ranger

Calculus_Entropy
Wed May 11, 2005 10:05 am
#12

How do you punish someone that wears that garment?



Calculus Entropy
Ranger Blue Glowie Emeritus
Garindan used /areatrack to find Han.
Badgewick
Wed May 11, 2005 10:20 am
#13






Calculus_Entropy wrote:
How do you punish someone that wears that garment?




spankings??



Fozziwakka
Tankster
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