Ranger Archive
Thread: Team Hawtpants will always triumph, because camo is dumb.
AragornSoS
Wed May 11, 2005 11:51 am
#15
Calculus_Entropy wrote:
How do you punish someone that wears that garment?
Give 'em a mullet, and force them to watch Vanilla Ice videos and TV Wrestling while wearing blue jeans and flannel shirts while being force fed Pabst Blue Ribbon?
Wedgies?
Dye all of... thier "garments" ... in camo colors only?
Calculus_Entropy
Wed May 11, 2005 1:28 pm
#16
Deadtech wrote:
How do you punish someone that wears that garment?__________________________________________________________________________________________Hyperwedgie
I that > or < than an Atomic wedgie?
Almagill
Wed May 11, 2005 7:58 pm
#17
Calculus_Entropy wrote:
How do you punish someone that wears that garment?
It's got handles, yeah?
WEDGIE!!!!
***note to self. read to end of thread. dagnabit***
Message Edited by Almagill on 05-12-2005 04:00 AM
Kiryoku
Wed May 11, 2005 9:41 pm
#18
proof that even fur lined h*tpants are evil: THE GOGGLES DO NOTHING!!
Tarnak_Archvold
Wed May 11, 2005 10:28 pm
#19
Lets se... 5 way to punish the wears of hawt-pant.
5) Force them spend thair time in a cantina with only a spaming buffbot for company and no /addignore feature.
4) Make them the read the Jedi board.
3) Stick the "master tracker" title on them and mark them as searchable, then place them immobile in the village with out the ability to move.
2) Starwars 1 on slithhorn, for one hour with our flourishes.
1) make them drink the punch left over from a ranger party.
5) Force them spend thair time in a cantina with only a spaming buffbot for company and no /addignore feature.
4) Make them the read the Jedi board.
3) Stick the "master tracker" title on them and mark them as searchable, then place them immobile in the village with out the ability to move.
2) Starwars 1 on slithhorn, for one hour with our flourishes.
1) make them drink the punch left over from a ranger party.
Universal_Knight
Thu May 12, 2005 12:18 am
#20
I thought wearing a pair of those...garments...was punishment within itself. I guess those of evil and perverted intents don't see it as such and wear it anyway while not realizing that the masses are laughing AT them and not WITH them.
Deadtech
Thu May 12, 2005 12:23 am
#21
How do you punish someone that wears that garment?
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Hyperwedgie
Calculus_Entropy
Thu May 12, 2005 7:33 am
#22
Kiryoku wrote:
proof that even fur lined h*tpants are evil: THE GOGGLES DO NOTHING!!
Which one are you Kago?
Oreet
Thu May 12, 2005 7:40 am
#23
everyone check page 2 of Calc's Clobbering Stick thread, because apparently not only does Calc own those pants, but Owen owns 2 pairs of them.
i heard that Owen tried to put them on some Shaupauts last night, but they wouldn't let him try any of that Monkey Making business.
i think it's time for a new Ranger Corr that doesn't wear or own those pants.
Almagill
Thu May 12, 2005 7:46 am
#24
Oreet wrote:everyone check page 2 of Calc's Clobbering Stick thread, because apparently not only does Calc own those pants, but Owen owns 2 pairs of them.i heard that Owen tried to put them on some Shaupauts last night, but they wouldn't let him try any of that Monkey Making business.i think it's time for a new Ranger Corr that doesn't wear or own those pants.
Even shauput have their limits.
Oreet
Thu May 12, 2005 7:50 am
#25
Almagill wrote:
Oreet wrote:
everyone check page 2 of Calc's Clobbering Stick thread, because apparently not only does Calc own those pants, but Owen owns 2 pairs of them.
i heard that Owen tried to put them on some Shaupauts last night, but they wouldn't let him try any of that Monkey Making business.
i think it's time for a new Ranger Corr that doesn't wear or own those pants.
Even shauput have their limits.
so in other words:
shauput have better common sense than owen.
this also leads me to believe that a shauput would make a better ranger corr since they know what not to wear or own.
Tarnak_Archvold
Thu May 12, 2005 8:15 am
#26
Oreet wrote:so in other words:
shauput have better common sense than owen.
Well shauput have more common sense that both Owen and Cal. Then again shauput are most likely primates of some kind and not some kind of lizard.
Message Edited by Tarnak_Archvold on 05-12-2005 05:16 PM