Ranger Archive
Thread: Urge to be grumpy... rising...
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Chianne
Sun Sep 05, 2004 9:11 am
#40
" Hello there Mr Farmer, my name is Dirk Freeman and I'm your Agricultural Home Bureau officer. I hope you're getting along okay because I do have some bad news.
Your Lok wheat crop has the gold fage disease and will have to be burnt down to the grown and the tilled soil sterilized. Shame.
Your nice little herd of kaadus has lyme disease and will have to be slaughtered and buried. Sorry bout that.
We've been testing those berries from the south field, pretty little plot I might add, and the lab found where they have a high concentration of (mercury or something) and you're gonna have to plow the whole thing under.
Oh, and that big barn out by the County road, well the local authorities will be by later to confiscate all those growing potted plants and the hanging grow lights.
But all is not lost and the one good thing that we have discovered is that the Import/Export certificate is in order and feel free to conduct interplanetary trade of the knitted sweaters that your wife makes.
Have a nice day."
Sojourner
Sun Sep 05, 2004 10:55 am
#41
Chianne wrote:" Hello there Mr Farmer, my name is Dirk Freeman and I'm your Agricultural Home Bureau officer. I hope you're getting along okay because I do have some bad news.Your Lok wheat crop has the gold fage disease and will have to be burnt down to the grown and the tilled soil sterilized. Shame.Your nice little herd of kaadus has lyme disease and will have to be slaughtered and buried. Sorry bout that.We've been testing those berries from the south field, pretty little plot I might add, and the lab found where they have a high concentration of (mercury or something) and you're gonna have to plow the whole thing under.Oh, and that big barn out by the County road, well the local authorities will be by later to confiscate all those growing potted plants and the hanging grow lights.But all is not lost and the one good thing that we have discovered is that the Import/Export certificate is in order and feel free to conduct interplanetary trade of the knitted sweaters that your wife makes.Have a nice day."
I salute you for your inspired satire!
Huzzah!
Vorpaks
Sun Sep 05, 2004 7:45 pm
#42
Chianne wrote:"Your nice little herd of kaadus has lyme disease and will have to be slaughtered and buried. Sorry bout that."
I've had lyme disease...
Fodder650
Mon Sep 06, 2004 6:17 am
#43
Well for those from the northeast US or Pennsylvania area its an part of life unfortuantly. So Paks no permanent damage from it right?
Rangers,
Now the vent. This is the second time that the Ranger profession has become needed. Publish 9 saw the first wave of this. But it wasnt on this scale. Thanks to pub 10 most of the masters are either takeing their titles off or building ignore lists. This is going to change how we are percieved. I am so not saying to do these tracks for free. Its there jedi quests. They should do it. Just because their in a rush isnt my fault they didnt spend the skill points for tracking II. Its getting really annoying and now they are invading our non-trade forum to. If you dont get a reply in the trade forum or in game. Guess what sparky it isnt going to happen. Even at 100k i have no intention of listening to "Dude why cant you find him? Your a ranger your supposed to".
I liked being the hidden profession. Not the one that every jedi lamer kid cries to
I liked being the hidden profession. Not the one that every jedi lamer kid cries to
Rancorrider4
Mon Sep 06, 2004 6:59 am
#44
Owen-Lars wrote:
lol haha could be. Python rocks
"One day my song all this will be yours!"
"But faaaaaarrrther, i dont want to be king"
"What do you mean? An African Swallow or a European Swallow??"
/areatrack for both types of Swallow
Seiryuu
Mon Sep 06, 2004 8:08 am
#46
/areatrack for both types of Swallow
You see:
african swallow (96 m)
african swallow (98 m)
a coconut (97 m)
You see:
african swallow (96 m)
african swallow (98 m)
a coconut (97 m)
Phenix1050
Mon Sep 06, 2004 9:11 am
#48
What is your name? Phe'nix!
What is your quest? To see the Outdoorsman 2.1 proposal put into the game...in FULL!!
What is your favorite drink? Beer....no liquer!!
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!
Rancorrider4
Tue Sep 07, 2004 6:10 am
#50
Phenix1050 wrote:
What is your name? Phe'nix!
What is your quest? To see the Outdoorsman 2.1 proposal put into the game...in FULL!!
What is your favorite drink? Beer....no liquer!!
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!
ROFL
AgonThalia
Tue Sep 07, 2004 9:55 am
#51
reading phenix's posts are a great way to cure the grumpies...
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