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Thread: Urge to be grumpy... rising...

Chianne
Sun Sep 05, 2004 9:11 am
#40

" Hello there Mr Farmer, my name is Dirk Freeman and I'm your Agricultural Home Bureau officer. I hope you're getting along okay because I do have some bad news.


Your Lok wheat crop has the gold fage disease and will have to be burnt down to the grown and the tilled soil sterilized. Shame.


Your nice little herd of kaadus has lyme disease and will have to be slaughtered and buried. Sorry bout that.


We've been testing those berries from the south field, pretty little plot I might add, and the lab found where they have a high concentration of (mercury or something) and you're gonna have to plow the whole thing under.


Oh, and that big barn out by the County road, well the local authorities will be by later to confiscate all those growing potted plants and the hanging grow lights.


But all is not lost and the one good thing that we have discovered is that the Import/Export certificate is in order and feel free to conduct interplanetary trade of the knitted sweaters that your wife makes.


Have a nice day."




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Chianne LaNacosta - Elder Master Ranger, Ahazi Server,
Scheranna - Master Merchant, Ahazi Server,
Drago Sputa Fuoco -5477, 2973 Theed, Naboo


Sojourner
Sun Sep 05, 2004 10:55 am
#41


Chianne wrote:
" Hello there Mr Farmer, my name is Dirk Freeman and I'm your Agricultural Home Bureau officer. I hope you're getting along okay because I do have some bad news.
Your Lok wheat crop has the gold fage disease and will have to be burnt down to the grown and the tilled soil sterilized. Shame.
Your nice little herd of kaadus has lyme disease and will have to be slaughtered and buried. Sorry bout that.
We've been testing those berries from the south field, pretty little plot I might add, and the lab found where they have a high concentration of (mercury or something) and you're gonna have to plow the whole thing under.
Oh, and that big barn out by the County road, well the local authorities will be by later to confiscate all those growing potted plants and the hanging grow lights.
But all is not lost and the one good thing that we have discovered is that the Import/Export certificate is in order and feel free to conduct interplanetary trade of the knitted sweaters that your wife makes.
Have a nice day."





I salute you for your inspired satire!

Huzzah!




Sojourner
---Navar Rook (Master Scout, Novice Ranger, Carbineer, Medic)
Wanderhome Galaxy
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Vorpaks
Sun Sep 05, 2004 7:45 pm
#42


Chianne wrote:
"Your nice little herd of kaadus has lyme disease and will have to be slaughtered and buried. Sorry bout that."


I've had lyme disease...



Paks
Master Ranger/Master Creature Handler
-I support ATK play

Fodder650
Mon Sep 06, 2004 6:17 am
#43

Well for those from the northeast US or Pennsylvania area its an part of life unfortuantly. So Paks no permanent damage from it right?


Rangers,


Now the vent. This is the second time that the Ranger profession has become needed. Publish 9 saw the first wave of this. But it wasnt on this scale. Thanks to pub 10 most of the masters are either takeing their titles off or building ignore lists. This is going to change how we are percieved. I am so not saying to do these tracks for free. Its there jedi quests. They should do it. Just because their in a rush isnt my fault they didnt spend the skill points for tracking II. Its getting really annoying and now they are invading our non-trade forum to. If you dont get a reply in the trade forum or in game. Guess what sparky it isnt going to happen. Even at 100k i have no intention of listening to "Dude why cant you find him? Your a ranger your supposed to".

I liked being the hidden profession. Not the one that every jedi lamer kid cries to



Canon Fodder - The former Ranger/CH now unplayed Smuggler
Down to one account and thats only because its a station pass
Currently a Droid Commander in City of Villians (really)
Rancorrider4
Mon Sep 06, 2004 6:59 am
#44






Owen-Lars wrote:

lol haha could be. Python rocks


"One day my song all this will be yours!"


"But faaaaaarrrther, i dont want to be king"








"What do you mean? An African Swallow or a European Swallow??"


/areatrack for both types of Swallow




nppmaHamus

o Galactic Geographic Explorero

Master Mountain Climber


Owen-Lars
Mon Sep 06, 2004 7:31 am
#45

hehe



THORTAC BALCOR
The Lost Ranger
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Seiryuu
Mon Sep 06, 2004 8:08 am
#46

/areatrack for both types of Swallow
You see:

african swallow (96 m)
african swallow (98 m)
a coconut (97 m)



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Nowi
Mon Sep 06, 2004 8:58 am
#47

Nerds!



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Phenix1050
Mon Sep 06, 2004 9:11 am
#48


What is your name? Phe'nix!

What is your quest? To see the Outdoorsman 2.1 proposal put into the game...in FULL!!

What is your favorite drink? Beer....no liquer!!


aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!



PHE'NIX ANTARUS
BOTHAN ELDER RANGER
BEST LOOKINGSPY EVER--FOUNDER OF SATGWNIWNU
BURNING H*TPANTS SINCE 2003


This is horrible! I return to find my new title on the forum is "Jedi". What's up with that? If they wanted to confer that I'm rare and learned, they'd make my title RANGER. and then make it camo colored.
Owen-Lars
Mon Sep 06, 2004 11:32 am
#49

haha



THORTAC BALCOR
The Lost Ranger
RANGER
Rancorrider4
Tue Sep 07, 2004 6:10 am
#50






Phenix1050 wrote:


What is your name? Phe'nix!

What is your quest? To see the Outdoorsman 2.1 proposal put into the game...in FULL!!

What is your favorite drink? Beer....no liquer!!


aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!






ROFL



nppmaHamus

o Galactic Geographic Explorero

Master Mountain Climber


AgonThalia
Tue Sep 07, 2004 9:55 am
#51

reading phenix's posts are a great way to cure the grumpies...



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The Last Ranger Correspondent
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