Ranger Archive
Thread: Better race for a ranger?
murphy7
Fri Jul 01, 2005 6:07 am
#40
Sullustan - wander about the galaxy with a cheerful demeanor and the cuddly cuteness and erudition of the Swedish Chef! And some Ranger bonuses as well...
Maxanto
Fri Jul 01, 2005 6:15 am
#41
lol. Neither.
Dosh are obviously the best. We don't waste our time indoors posting on forums. We live out in the wilds, we sleep on rocks and go fishing with nothing but our bare hands!
OOOORA Dosh Rangers!
Sunjammer
Fri Jul 01, 2005 8:24 am
#42
Phenix1050 wrote:poojoo. Bantha poojoo, I hear.
Riiight...
Funny how none of the ladies--or gentlemen--I know have ever heard this. Guess they don't read the Bothan Enquirer.
Umiio
Bekan
Fri Jul 01, 2005 9:37 am
#44
Ugh, errr ummm, ROAR
Wookiees are the bestest of the bestest, although I must admit, 100 brushes is a PITA.
/ROAR
BuhamutLotde
Fri Jul 01, 2005 10:04 am
#45
Oreet wrote:
Another reason to go rodian:
This little Galactic Civil War going on right now? It's all just a farce. It's a smoke-screen orchestrated by the Rodians. We have spies deep within both factions helping to point the war in the direction of the choosing of The Grand Council of Rodia. Once you humans kill each other off, we will take control of the Galaxy, and truly restore peace and order to the galaxy.
So come join the winning side, and go Rodian.
HA! Like rodians even know the meaning of the word spy. Bothans are well known for not being known about. If there was a rodian council behind the scenes, Bothans would be behind THAt, pulling the strings.
Oreet
Fri Jul 01, 2005 10:09 am
#46
BuhamutLotde wrote:
Oreet wrote:
Another reason to go rodian:
This little Galactic Civil War going on right now? It's all just a farce. It's a smoke-screen orchestrated by the Rodians. We have spies deep within both factions helping to point the war in the direction of the choosing of The Grand Council of Rodia. Once you humans kill each other off, we will take control of the Galaxy, and truly restore peace and order to the galaxy.
So come join the winning side, and go Rodian.
HA! Like rodians even know the meaning of the word spy. Bothans are well known for not being known about. If there was a rodian council behind the scenes, Bothans would be behind THAt, pulling the strings.
s are only good at spying on their own tails while chasing them.
Sunjammer
Fri Jul 01, 2005 10:14 am
#47
Oreet wrote:
Don't forget dying in droves to steal intelligence the Empire wanted them to have.
Umiio
Oreet
Fri Jul 01, 2005 10:18 am
#48
Sunjammer wrote:
Oreet wrote:
Don't forget dying in droves to steal intelligence the Empire wanted them to have.
Umiio
ah yes, The Emporer's
Seiryuu
Fri Jul 01, 2005 10:22 am
#49
Don't forget dying in droves to steal intelligence the Empire wanted them to have.
No Bothans actually died to gather that information. The Rebellion was told that to get extra compensation money. They're all on a beach-front planet sipping fruity drinks and the one Bothan that stubbed his toe is being tended to by a plethora of nurses.
Oreet
Fri Jul 01, 2005 10:29 am
#50
Seiryuu wrote:
Don't forget dying in droves to steal intelligence the Empire wanted them to have.
No Bothans actually died to gather that information. The Rebellion was told that to get extra compensation money. They're all on a beach-front planet sipping fruity drinks and the one Bothan that stubbed his toe is being tended to by a plethora of nurses.
I think it's time to send in a Squad of the Elite Newpaper Storm-Squad to that planet. They'll all be equiped with the Sunday Edition of the New York Times, tightly rolled up, with an Imperial-issuedrubberband to prevent unrolling.
Phenix1050
Fri Jul 01, 2005 11:28 am
#51
Let's put it this way Oreet:
In the Star Wars movies, you see Rodian very few times.
One time the Rodian shoots first and misses.
The others, you see the Rodians in the service of (or supporting) the Emperor.
So Rodian either stink at shooting or are easily swayed by the pretty words of some old dude who wants to rule the Galaxy. They clearlywere foolhearty enough to back the wrong horse, huh?Bothans on the other hand, know how to play dead and work for the side that wins.
I'd say going by Cannon, Rodians really do have the same brilliant survival instincts that a fly has when it zooms into a bug zapper.
Sunjammer
Fri Jul 01, 2005 11:37 am
#52
Phenix1050 wrote:
Bothans on the other hand, know how to play dead and work for the side that wins.
But apparently can't spell "canon" correctly. =)
Umiio