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Thread: The Oreet Species Ranking System
1. Trandoshan
2. Twi'lek
3. Wookie
4. Zebrak
5. Rodian
6. Mon Cal
7. Bothan
8. Human
9. Sullistan
10. Ithorian
And yes, I have a Trandoshan and a Human
TavinBek wrote:
Anybody who doesn't put Bothan at the bottom of the list is just plain WRONG!!!
Oreet wrote:
Time to elaborate on the system for better clarification:
01. Rodian - Frills, Sensors, Snouts. What more could you ask for. /primp
02. Ithorian - Not only are they the most fashionable species after Rodians, but I've come across several very cool Ithorians, including Cheeto, my #1 wingman and shipwright.
03. Trandoshan - They lost some points for not wearing shoes, but also, because of the lack of shoes, that eliminates that pesky foot odor.
04. Mon Calamarian - They go great with TarTar Sauce
05. Twi'lek - Have you been to a cantina? If not, go there, and you'll see why they are in the top 5.
06. Wookiee - They are taller versions of bothans, but don't smell as bad.
07. Sullistan - These guys aren't really all that great, but at least they aren't Zabrak, Human, or Bothan
08. Zabrak - A tatoo'ed human with horns. well, at least they're trying to not be humans.
09. Human - Humans are teh suxxorzzzzzzz!!!!!!!111111111
10. Bothan - 3 words: "Wet Dog Smell"
I will have to cast my vote for Oreet's list. RODIAN POWER!!!!
Eyik wrote:
Oreet wrote:
Time to elaborate on the system for better clarification:
01. Rodian - Frills, Sensors, Snouts. What more could you ask for. /primp
02. Ithorian - Not only are they the most fashionable species after Rodians, but I've come across several very cool Ithorians, including Cheeto, my #1 wingman and shipwright.
03. Trandoshan - They lost some points for not wearing shoes, but also, because of the lack of shoes, that eliminates that pesky foot odor.
04. Mon Calamarian - They go great with TarTar Sauce
05. Twi'lek - Have you been to a cantina? If not, go there, and you'll see why they are in the top 5.
06. Wookiee - They are taller versions of bothans, but don't smell as bad.
07. Sullistan - These guys aren't really all that great, but at least they aren't Zabrak, Human, or Bothan
08. Zabrak - A tatoo'ed human with horns. well, at least they're trying to not be humans.
09. Human - Humans are teh suxxorzzzzzzz!!!!!!!111111111
10. Bothan - 3 words: "Wet Dog Smell"
I will have to cast my vote for Oreet's list. RODIAN POWER!!!!
/cheer
Calculus_Entropy wrote:
1. Trandoshans
2. Food
Thank you for making me laugh so hard my co-workers all looked at me funny.
Umiio
1. Human
2. Twi'lek
3. Zabrack
4. Wookiee
5. Rodian
6. Bothan
The other races aren't officially ranked, but they'd go in this sequence in my opinion:
7. sullustan
8. trandoshan
9. mon-calimari
10. ithorian
Phenix1050 wrote:
Many Bothan spies played dead in order to get vital info to the Rebellion.
Only Rodian in the movie shot first. what a great shot he was, eh?
Bothans > Rodians...it's in cannon, people.
First thing's first. Han Solo shot first, that dirty scoundrel.
Second thing: How many scenes in all 6 movies did you see a single Bothan?
yeah, that's what i thought...
Oreet wrote:
First thing's first. Han Solo shot first, that dirty scoundrel.
The winners always write the history books, Oreet. Mr. Lucas decided that to truly represent what a Rodian is, you'd need to have him shoot first...and miss. that's the way it is in all the movies now. Every new movie produced has Greedo shooting first. Thus, that is the way it happened.
Second thing: How many scenes in all 6 movies did you see a single Bothan?
That's 'cause we're hiding. 'cause we make better Rangers.
yeah, that's what i thought...
so you thought it was important to point out how right I am? thank you!
Bothans are all rebel scum anyway, so they don't matter. ![]()
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and contrary to what so many bothans would have you believe, Greedo was not the only rodian to appear in the films. in episode 2, Chancellor Palpative had a rodian Aide. Also, during a session of the Senate when the Senate bestowed emergency power on the Chancellor, you see the Rodian senators cheering.