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Thread: The Oreet Species Ranking System

Beargan
Fri Jul 01, 2005 4:01 am
#40

I would have to go:

1. Trandoshan
2. Twi'lek
3. Wookie
4. Zebrak
5. Rodian
6. Mon Cal
7. Bothan
8. Human
9. Sullistan
10. Ithorian

And yes, I have a Trandoshan and a Human



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TavinBek
Fri Jul 01, 2005 6:33 am
#41

Anybody who doesn't put Bothan at the bottom of the list is just plain WRONG!!!



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Oreet
Fri Jul 01, 2005 6:37 am
#42






TavinBek wrote:
Anybody who doesn't put Bothan at the bottom of the list is just plain WRONG!!!





Truer words have never been spoken.
darmokVtS
Fri Jul 01, 2005 6:51 am
#43


Almagill wrote:
1) Humans.
2) Scum.


QFE.




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Eyik
Fri Jul 01, 2005 7:55 am
#44






Oreet wrote:

Time to elaborate on the system for better clarification:





01. Rodian - Frills, Sensors, Snouts. What more could you ask for. /primp


02. Ithorian - Not only are they the most fashionable species after Rodians, but I've come across several very cool Ithorians, including Cheeto, my #1 wingman and shipwright.


03. Trandoshan - They lost some points for not wearing shoes, but also, because of the lack of shoes, that eliminates that pesky foot odor.


04. Mon Calamarian - They go great with TarTar Sauce


05. Twi'lek - Have you been to a cantina? If not, go there, and you'll see why they are in the top 5.


06. Wookiee - They are taller versions of bothans, but don't smell as bad.


07. Sullistan - These guys aren't really all that great, but at least they aren't Zabrak, Human, or Bothan


08. Zabrak - A tatoo'ed human with horns. well, at least they're trying to not be humans.


09. Human - Humans are teh suxxorzzzzzzz!!!!!!!111111111


10. Bothan - 3 words: "Wet Dog Smell"












I will have to cast my vote for Oreet's list. RODIAN POWER!!!!
Oreet
Fri Jul 01, 2005 8:00 am
#45






Eyik wrote:





Oreet wrote:

Time to elaborate on the system for better clarification:





01. Rodian - Frills, Sensors, Snouts. What more could you ask for. /primp


02. Ithorian - Not only are they the most fashionable species after Rodians, but I've come across several very cool Ithorians, including Cheeto, my #1 wingman and shipwright.


03. Trandoshan - They lost some points for not wearing shoes, but also, because of the lack of shoes, that eliminates that pesky foot odor.


04. Mon Calamarian - They go great with TarTar Sauce


05. Twi'lek - Have you been to a cantina? If not, go there, and you'll see why they are in the top 5.


06. Wookiee - They are taller versions of bothans, but don't smell as bad.


07. Sullistan - These guys aren't really all that great, but at least they aren't Zabrak, Human, or Bothan


08. Zabrak - A tatoo'ed human with horns. well, at least they're trying to not be humans.


09. Human - Humans are teh suxxorzzzzzzz!!!!!!!111111111


10. Bothan - 3 words: "Wet Dog Smell"












I will have to cast my vote for Oreet's list. RODIAN POWER!!!!





/cheer
Sunjammer
Fri Jul 01, 2005 8:18 am
#46

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Calculus_Entropy wrote:
1. Trandoshans
2. Food


Thank you for making me laugh so hard my co-workers all looked at me funny. That's what I get for reading the boards at work, I guess.


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SeanBlader
Fri Jul 01, 2005 8:55 am
#47

While those two older systems are valid from a certain point of view, I believe the system that is used in the Core Worlds to be a lot more accurate. It's called the New Hotness Species Ranking System.

1. Human
2. Twi'lek
3. Zabrack
4. Wookiee
5. Rodian
6. Bothan

The other races aren't officially ranked, but they'd go in this sequence in my opinion:

7. sullustan
8. trandoshan
9. mon-calimari
10. ithorian




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Phenix1050
Fri Jul 01, 2005 8:59 am
#48

Many Bothan spies played dead in order to get vital info to the Rebellion.


Only Rodian in the movie shot first. what a great shot he was, eh?

Bothans > Rodians...it's in cannon, people.



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Oreet
Fri Jul 01, 2005 9:25 am
#49






Phenix1050 wrote:

Many Bothan spies played dead in order to get vital info to the Rebellion.


Only Rodian in the movie shot first. what a great shot he was, eh?

Bothans > Rodians...it's in cannon, people.






First thing's first. Han Solo shot first, that dirty scoundrel.



Second thing: How many scenes in all 6 movies did you see a single Bothan?



yeah, that's what i thought...


Aaron_J
Fri Jul 01, 2005 9:26 am
#50

I have to agree, "squirt ink" is awesome. . . I use that whenever I get in trouble in life. . . but I'm a human .. . maybe I should see a doc about that.
Phenix1050
Fri Jul 01, 2005 9:32 am
#51






Oreet wrote:

First thing's first. Han Solo shot first, that dirty scoundrel.


The winners always write the history books, Oreet. Mr. Lucas decided that to truly represent what a Rodian is, you'd need to have him shoot first...and miss. that's the way it is in all the movies now. Every new movie produced has Greedo shooting first. Thus, that is the way it happened.


Second thing: How many scenes in all 6 movies did you see a single Bothan?


That's 'cause we're hiding. 'cause we make better Rangers.


yeah, that's what i thought...


so you thought it was important to point out how right I am? thank you!







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Oreet
Fri Jul 01, 2005 9:45 am
#52

Bothans are all rebel scum anyway, so they don't matter.




and contrary to what so many bothans would have you believe, Greedo was not the only rodian to appear in the films. in episode 2, Chancellor Palpative had a rodian Aide. Also, during a session of the Senate when the Senate bestowed emergency power on the Chancellor, you see the Rodian senators cheering.


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