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Thread: The Oreet Species Ranking System
AgonThalia wrote:
Vorpaks wrote:
Calculus_Entropy wrote:
Actually, she's kinda cute when she's mad...in a 'you look tasty' sort of way.
And I thought it was the ability to curse like a sailor that impressed you.
it wasnt the cursing, it was the creative combinations you made up... i never heard so many profanities used in such a descriptive way.kudos... even in the army, i thought id heard every combination of profanity.. then i met you
SPaks works in profanity the way other artists work in oils.
I am pretty sure I got the quote wrong...
Poor Paks is going to be branded as a potty mouth now!
AgonThalia wrote:
Mon Cals always remind me of Dr. Zoidberg... woop woop woop...
and Paks... you just scared me into putting wookies and zabs on equal footing... dont want you mad at me..
(see.. im playing nice... )
I used to know a guy on Lowca named Dr-Zoidberg. He was a pink mon-cal. he even had a tailor make him an outfit that was exactly like Zoidbergs clothing on Futurama.
Calculus_Entropy wrote:
Vorpaks wrote:
Calculus_Entropy wrote:
Actually, she's kinda cute when she's mad...in a 'you look tasty' sort of way.
And I thought it was the ability to curse like a sailor that impressed you.
It is quite impressive, especially since you spent the first month on TS only giggling and never talking! YOu repressed some anger (and cursing) during that time, didn't you?
I have learned some new words, though!
That darn giggling! I do try and warn people ahead of time. That and the 12-year-old voice kind of offset the wookiee mystique. But I try to compensate.
Message Edited by linusboarder on 06-30-2005 02:17 PM
I avoided answering to this thread, as the reference here to Twi'leks is solely for females of our species.
Even though they are hawt.
Out-classed by tartar sauce.
Oreet wrote:
Time to elaborate on the system for better clarification:
01. Rodian - Frills, Sensors, Snouts. What more could you ask for. /primp
02. Ithorian - Not only are they the most fashionable species after Rodians, but I've come across several very cool Ithorians, including Cheeto, my #1 wingman and shipwright.
03. Trandoshan - They lost some points for not wearing shoes, but also, because of the lack of shoes, that eliminates that pesky foot odor.
04. Mon Calamarian - They go great with TarTar Sauce
05. Twi'lek - Have you been to a cantina? If not, go there, and you'll see why they are in the top 5.
06. Wookiee - They are taller versions of bothans, but don't smell as bad.
07. Sullistan - These guys aren't really all that great, but at least they aren't Zabrak, Human, or Bothan
08. Zabrak - A tatoo'ed human with horns. well, at least they're trying to not be humans.
09. Human - Humans are teh suxxorzzzzzzz!!!!!!!111111111
10. Bothan - 3 words: "Wet Dog Smell"
No its like this...
1. Rodian
2. Rodian
3. Rodian
4. Rodian
5. Rodian
6. Trandoshans
7. Zabarak
8. Human
9. Wookie
10 Bothan
BioEngine wrote:
Out-classed by tartar sauce.
TomedNor wrote:
Wow, not a lot of love for us humans....
Too many of your mammals running around as it is.
1) Jawas
2) Bothans
3) Everything else
IridiumStorm wrote:
Remember what happened to Greedo? By who?A human? Thats all I have to say about that.
Greedo was a young, inexperienced, over-anxious bounty hunter who had no business messing with any bounties other than people skipping out on small-time gambling debts.
Trust me, if I were going after Solo, first i wouldn't meet him in a busy cantina, i'd watch him, and carefully plan a sneak attack on him. The element of surprise gives a HUGE advantage.
Plus, i would have shot first. 
Seiryuu wrote:
Obviously this group is not familiar with the Sei'ryuu Species System. It is much simpler and reduces tensions that might be caused by most systems. Rankings are as follows:
1) Jawas
2) Bothans
3) Everything else
At the risk of being unoriginal (remind me never to take a lunch break when a good thread pops up):
1. Trandoshans
2. Food