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Thread: DOH = Incap!

AgonThalia
Fri Mar 11, 2005 7:52 am
#27

I fight against the status quo and the enslavement by the empire. The empire represents the interests of a few power-hungry people who will use fear, murder, slavery, torture and all things cruel and inhuman to impose its will upon people who in all honesty want to live a free and productive life. The Empire uses its overwhelming positon and power to impose its version of order upon the citizens of the galaxy. I view my fight against the empire as a fight against tyranny and oppression. I see my struggle to free all races from slavery as a fight for freedom, while those in power will view my actions as terrorism. I fight for all sentients to live their lives according to their beliefs, their customs without the imposition of a dictator and his sith lackey. I believe that all people regardless of species, should have a chance to live life on their own terms and to not live in fear of an oppressive government.

/salute Oreet

gotta love debates



Draknev
The Last Ranger Correspondent
Subterfuge and Sabotage, Concealment and Camouflage:
Colonel: Rebel Alliance

Oreet
Fri Mar 11, 2005 8:01 am
#28

I feel that everyone should be allowed to live their lives freely as well, but there must be limits and boundries. If everyone lived as they felt was right, we'd have Naked Wookiees everywhere. Hence their enslavement. They refuse to wear clothing, and therefore, must be punished. Many people throughout the galaxy are deeply offended by the utter disregard of other people's feelings that the wookiees have. Many are deeply offended at the nakedness of said wookiees, and therefore, we, the empire, feel that we must make an example of these beings. While it is ok to live your life as you see fit, you must also consider the feelings of those living around you. If you are doing what you feel is right, but it is hurting others in the process, then it is not right.


As for the military precense everywhere, the Rebellion is what has caused that. If we did not have to deal with these political terrorists, we would not need to step up our military presence in the relatively peaceful worlds such as Naboo and Tatooine. The Rebelion has brought this oppression on the Empire, not the emporer. You are not helping your fellow beings by revolting against the established goverment. You are actually hurting them, by forcing us to tighten our grip.
Oreet
Fri Mar 11, 2005 8:38 am
#29

Oh, don't worry, the hotpants are next...



And as far as Rangers go, Rangers stay out in the woods away from other people, and so their drunken debatchery is fine, as long as it stays away from the general public.


And I'm sure Lord Vader will take care of any hotpants clad imperial officers.
Oreet
Fri Mar 11, 2005 8:42 am
#30

Plus, the Wookiee Nakedness wouldn't be such a problem if the Empire would have hired Rodians instead of overgrown shoe-lessGeckos to hunt them down.
AgonThalia
Fri Mar 11, 2005 8:46 am
#31

at least we can agree on the leexard problem.



Draknev
The Last Ranger Correspondent
Subterfuge and Sabotage, Concealment and Camouflage:
Colonel: Rebel Alliance

Oreet
Fri Mar 11, 2005 8:53 am
#32






AgonThalia wrote:
at least we can agree on the leexard problem.






it's a start




be sure to check out the Lowca main forums. I've started a call to arms against the unclothed wookiee problem. going to rally the rodians to show why we should have hunted the wooks instead of the trandoshans.

ScoerFusou
Fri Mar 11, 2005 9:32 am
#33






Oreet wrote:





AgonThalia wrote:
at least we can agree on the leexard problem.






it's a start




be sure to check out the Lowca main forums. I've started a call to arms against the unclothed wookiee problem. going to rally the rodians to show why we should have hunted the wooks instead of the trandoshans.







You'll never get me to wear clothes!!!!!! and you better sleep with one eye open or else you might wake up with a naked wookiee standing over you with a scythe at your neck



Shubacca
Master Ranger

Scoer Fusou
Master Chef
Mayor of Ouxan Bay, Talus
Fusou Foods (764, -5596) Ouxan Bay, Talus


Oreet
Fri Mar 11, 2005 9:38 am
#34






ScoerFusou wrote:





Oreet wrote:





AgonThalia wrote:
at least we can agree on the leexard problem.






it's a start




be sure to check out the Lowca main forums. I've started a call to arms against the unclothed wookiee problem. going to rally the rodians to show why we should have hunted the wooks instead of the trandoshans.







You'll never get me to wear clothes!!!!!! and you better sleep with one eye open or else you might wake up with a naked wookiee standing over you with a scythe at your neck






don't worry, my trusty silver revolver is much faster than a silly overside survival knife.



besides, i believe i've made you a set of clothing once, so why don't you wear that. or at least that armor with the funny horns on em.

Greywulf0
Fri Mar 11, 2005 9:40 am
#35






AgonThalia wrote:
Your Imperial propaganda frightens me and yet, at the same time, it makes me proud to be a rebel.

You say that naked wookiees are offensive and therefore for the benefit of all others, they are enslaved to prevent offense. Is that not similar to juris ad extremum? The empire chooses to solve a particular problem (in their eyes) by enslavement and forced servitude. For what? Public Nudity? I have been to some ranger parties where there was chaos, drinking, nudity, punch-bowling, and other crimes against nature. Using Imperial Logic, then the rangers are also a threat to peace and order in the galaxy. Therefore, the next course of action would be to make rangers an illegal profession, enslave them and force them to live their lives in a cramped cell far from the reaches of any natural habitat. (Coronet would do nicely as a ranger prison)





Do not worry. Rangers are considered lower life forms by the powers that be, so unless there were wookies at these parties, no one will care what the rangers do.




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agent156
Fri Mar 11, 2005 9:45 am
#36

Yah if the Empire really loved me it would have alowed me to convert FP to camping XP.

ScoerFusou
Fri Mar 11, 2005 9:46 am
#37






Oreet wrote:





ScoerFusou wrote:





Oreet wrote:





AgonThalia wrote:
at least we can agree on the leexard problem.






it's a start




be sure to check out the Lowca main forums. I've started a call to arms against the unclothed wookiee problem. going to rally the rodians to show why we should have hunted the wooks instead of the trandoshans.







You'll never get me to wear clothes!!!!!! and you better sleep with one eye open or else you might wake up with a naked wookiee standing over you with a scythe at your neck






don't worry, my trusty silver revolver is much faster than a silly overside survival knife.



besides, i believe i've made you a set of clothing once, so why don't you wear that. or at least that armor with the funny horns on em.







Hey I cant help it if my boys like to breath the fresh air



Shubacca
Master Ranger

Scoer Fusou
Master Chef
Mayor of Ouxan Bay, Talus
Fusou Foods (764, -5596) Ouxan Bay, Talus


Phenix1050
Fri Mar 11, 2005 10:13 am
#38






ScoerFusou wrote:


Hey I cant help it if my boys like to breath the fresh air




Hey, I didn't know you were a father. Congrats on havinga couple of sons....



Wait a minute...








PHE'NIX ANTARUS
BOTHAN ELDER RANGER
BEST LOOKINGSPY EVER--FOUNDER OF SATGWNIWNU
BURNING H*TPANTS SINCE 2003


This is horrible! I return to find my new title on the forum is "Jedi". What's up with that? If they wanted to confer that I'm rare and learned, they'd make my title RANGER. and then make it camo colored.
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