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Thread: whats the fastest way to get milk??

Phenix1050
Tue Aug 23, 2005 9:01 am
#27


Soour options are:


Darth Maul's Bothan daddy in a punchbowl

Zabrak witha taste for young princesses

Short, Angry, Crispy Rodian

or (if Calc re-applied)

A Leexard with a nuzzling habit


oh yeah...we're going to be REAL well represented.





PHE'NIX ANTARUS
BOTHAN ELDER RANGER
BEST LOOKINGSPY EVER--FOUNDER OF SATGWNIWNU
BURNING H*TPANTS SINCE 2003


This is horrible! I return to find my new title on the forum is "Jedi". What's up with that? If they wanted to confer that I'm rare and learned, they'd make my title RANGER. and then make it camo colored.
Calculus_Entropy
Tue Aug 23, 2005 9:04 am
#28



Phenix1050 wrote:
Soour options are:
Darth Maul's Bothan daddy in a punchbowl
Zabrak witha taste for young princesses
Short, Angry, Crispy Rodian
or (if Calc re-applied)
A Leexard with a nuzzling habit
oh yeah...we're going to be REAL well represented.



We're screwed!



Calculus Entropy
Ranger Blue Glowie Emeritus
Garindan used /areatrack to find Han.
AgonThalia
Tue Aug 23, 2005 9:07 am
#29



Oreet wrote:


Calculus_Entropy wrote:


Phenix1050 wrote:
Soour options are:
Darth Maul's Bothan daddy in a punchbowl
Zabrak witha taste for young princesses
Short, Angry, Crispy Rodian
or (if Calc re-applied)
A Leexard with a nuzzling habit
oh yeah...we're going to be REAL well represented.



We're screwed!


that may be, but we'll have one helluva good time...




we were screwed anyway.... but we're gonna enjoy the ride!



Draknev
The Last Ranger Correspondent
Subterfuge and Sabotage, Concealment and Camouflage:
Colonel: Rebel Alliance

Phenix1050
Tue Aug 23, 2005 9:22 am
#30





AgonThalia wrote:




Oreet wrote:




Calculus_Entropy wrote:




Phenix1050 wrote:


Soour options are:


Darth Maul's Bothan daddy in a punchbowl

Zabrak witha taste for young princesses

Short, Angry, Crispy Rodian

or (if Calc re-applied)

A Leexard with a nuzzling habit


oh yeah...we're going to be REAL well represented.




We're screwed!





that may be, but we'll have one helluva good time...





we were screwed anyway.... but we're gonna enjoy the ride!




oh yeah, the ride will be real enjoyable. Especially if the four people that I know applied for corr could go to a random thread...like one about milking, for instance...and TOTALLY hijack into a thread about who's going to be our next corr.



PHE'NIX ANTARUS
BOTHAN ELDER RANGER
BEST LOOKINGSPY EVER--FOUNDER OF SATGWNIWNU
BURNING H*TPANTS SINCE 2003


This is horrible! I return to find my new title on the forum is "Jedi". What's up with that? If they wanted to confer that I'm rare and learned, they'd make my title RANGER. and then make it camo colored.
Goldear
Tue Aug 23, 2005 11:31 am
#31



Perhaps a "Ranger contest" to decide the next Corr?..


To continue the hijacking ofthe thread.......


Who's the best milker?.


"how did you get to be the Ranger corr? oh..i was the best milker. "we will get no respect.


perhaps the most solo krayt in 2 hours.?I"m sure everyone has some silly thougths

Message Edited by Goldear on 08-23-2005 11:31 AM



Regards,
Webber
Master Ranger
Dune Sea Rangers Inc.
Tatooine
Tarnak_Archvold
Tue Aug 23, 2005 2:49 pm
#32


Goldear wrote:

I"m sure everyone has some silly thougths



Well the most insane ranger would be a good choice. There is no shortness of that around here. Or the one with the most anecdotes about strange local food types... you know like the ones about chip buties are what ever that are called, that should keep the forum consistent.


Ohh I know the one could can mention the words "ranger hat" the most times in a post about something entirely else with out it seeming stressed. (to better brain wash the dev's)




"Once upon a time Rangers roamed the galaxies... Before the dark times, before the NGE. "
Once a Ranger, Always a Ranger.
Serraphin
Tue Aug 23, 2005 2:52 pm
#33






Synthis wrote:



ive been getting picketlonghorn missionsand massaging picketboobsanyone else have a faster way???

Message Edited by Synthis on 08-21-2005 05:24 PM



Fambaas

Phenix1050
Tue Aug 23, 2005 9:21 pm
#34

Just so everybody knows, I currently wearing a rangery hat and eating a chip butty...while I'm in an insane asylum...do I win the Ranger corr?



PHE'NIX ANTARUS
BOTHAN ELDER RANGER
BEST LOOKINGSPY EVER--FOUNDER OF SATGWNIWNU
BURNING H*TPANTS SINCE 2003


This is horrible! I return to find my new title on the forum is "Jedi". What's up with that? If they wanted to confer that I'm rare and learned, they'd make my title RANGER. and then make it camo colored.
Tarnak_Archvold
Tue Aug 23, 2005 9:32 pm
#35


Phenix1050 wrote:
Just so everybody knows, I currently wearing a rangery hat and eating a chip butty...while I'm in an insane asylum...do I win the Ranger corr?



Please answer the following question with a yes or no and we will let you know.
Have you stopped wearing hot ping winged ha**pa***?




"Once upon a time Rangers roamed the galaxies... Before the dark times, before the NGE. "
Once a Ranger, Always a Ranger.
Oreet
Tue Aug 23, 2005 10:03 pm
#36






Phenix1050 wrote:

Just so everybody knows, I currently wearing a rangery hat and eating a chip butty...while I'm in an insane asylum...do I win the Ranger corr?





i don't think it's possible for you to be MORE qualified for the position.
Phenix1050
Tue Aug 23, 2005 11:44 pm
#37






Tarnak_Archvold wrote:
Please answer the following question with a yes or no and we will let you know.
Have you stopped wearing hot ping winged ha**pa***?



I..uh...HEY! Trick question alert! Never wore 'em, never will. If anybody sees me in them, feel free to set me on fire.




PHE'NIX ANTARUS
BOTHAN ELDER RANGER
BEST LOOKINGSPY EVER--FOUNDER OF SATGWNIWNU
BURNING H*TPANTS SINCE 2003


This is horrible! I return to find my new title on the forum is "Jedi". What's up with that? If they wanted to confer that I'm rare and learned, they'd make my title RANGER. and then make it camo colored.
Tarnak_Archvold
Wed Aug 24, 2005 2:04 am
#38


Phenix1050 wrote:
I..uh...HEY! Trick question alert! Never wore 'em, never will. If anybody sees me in them, feel free to set me on fire.

Had to try...




"Once upon a time Rangers roamed the galaxies... Before the dark times, before the NGE. "
Once a Ranger, Always a Ranger.
AgonThalia
Wed Aug 24, 2005 4:09 am
#39

That was goooood Tarnak!

2 ranger points for you!



Draknev
The Last Ranger Correspondent
Subterfuge and Sabotage, Concealment and Camouflage:
Colonel: Rebel Alliance

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