Ranger Archive
Thread: Funny Hunting jokes.
Phenix1050
Fri Sep 30, 2005 12:11 am
#29
being neutered doesn't mean all the goods are missing.
and at least I wouldn't have my life ended by a dirty rodian woman.
Oreet
Fri Sep 30, 2005 12:13 am
#30
at least i can actually find a Rodian woman. can't say the same about a Bothan woman.
Phenix1050
Fri Sep 30, 2005 12:15 am
#31
why would you WANT to find a Rodian woman?
I'd rather mate with a rosebush.
Oreet
Fri Sep 30, 2005 12:19 am
#32
because i have enough sense to not mate with a bush covered in thorns.
Phenix1050
Fri Sep 30, 2005 12:22 am
#33
yeah, but at least if i wake up next to the rosebush, i wouldn't feel the need to end my life out of shame.
a rosebush you can play off as just being hammered. mating with a rodian is a level of dirty unsurpassed by anything else in the universe.
Oreet
Fri Sep 30, 2005 12:24 am
#34
dirty???
you roll around in your own poo. how can you call Rodians dirty?
Phenix1050
Fri Sep 30, 2005 12:26 am
#35
cause after I roll around in it, you're right out there eating it. at least I go in and thrown in the shower.
Oreet
Fri Sep 30, 2005 12:33 am
#36
at least i don't have a pack of bothans riding on my back biting me all the time.
Phenix1050
Fri Sep 30, 2005 12:34 am
#37
i'd rather have a Bothan bite me than a rodian. Their mouths are cleaner.
Oreet
Fri Sep 30, 2005 12:36 am
#38
You have got to come up with better come back than that, here i'll throw you a bone..