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Calculus_Entropy
Wed Sep 01, 2004 2:41 pm
#27
Fred_Skinner wrote:
JBMat wrote:
OMG - pls let me be the old man. Imagine the possibiities ---
Hey there, yeah you Beavis... wake up. Here, take this crystal. For some unknown reason you decided you are worthy of being a Jedi. Hah, I say Hah. Yeah yeah, the Force is strong in you... they have medicines that will cure those midichlorians yanno. Guard the crystal, or don't, I don't care, I got more. I should be called the freaking Crystal Man, but the anti-drug people flipped out on that one.Maybe I can suggest a place you can stick it so no one will find it? If you should lose it, don't be holding your breath on me coming back. You will turn all blue and look funny. You know how many goobers are running around doing POIs right now? Jabba's palace looks like WalMart on payday.
Let me move while these two Sith make mincemeat out of you. No bleeding on the clothes, I just bought em and I haven't bled on them yet. If you manage to win, good luck bucko, you will need it. How an entertainer/musician/tailor/artisan/medic/doctor ever got through some of those places.... oh, you went with a group? Back up some more, willya? Blood stains the camo.
Anyhow, good luck. Glad to see people are so easily influenced by shiny objects.
/che You have an inner glow. You will be used as a nite lite by Darth Vader.
Please oh please oh please
JB
how come I hear the phrase "that boy just ain't right" a lot??
I think I would go more like this...
"I have one more question, out of curiousity: Did you grind Ranger and toss it, or keep it and stopped grinding after you found out it was fun?"
"Ranger? You GOT to be kidding me! That is one of the most WORTHLESS professions... I think I blew through that one in 3 days and dropped it immediately. Why do you ask?"
"NO CRYSTAL FOR YOU! ONE YEAR!"
I have this theory that every situation in life can be equated to a situattion in The Simpsons of Sienfeld...
Enoshima
Wed Sep 01, 2004 3:53 pm
#28
My advice is this. Keep doing what you are doing. Drop the transportation. Walk to the POI's with you favorite 4 legged friend. Battle the forces that be along your way. Go for the Master Ranger/ Master Creature Handler titles.
Remember walking the galaxy? Remember having the title that proved you had been there in the wild on foot? Wasn't it a great feeling knowing that you were one of the few that had ever done that? Scouting experience only came from getting close enough to creature for it to sense you. Maskscent and Cammoflauge were a hope at best. Do you remember this? DO YOU REMEMBER?
That's why we are here. That is why you are here. That is why you have the call of the Ranger in you. We all do. We traveled the galaxy before the transportation. We traveled without armour, uber weapons and in most cases did it alone.
And I think all Rangers have been at least some part of Creature Handler too. I was one once, at least half thru it.
You are among family here Canon, we will be here to help.
Remember walking the galaxy? Remember having the title that proved you had been there in the wild on foot? Wasn't it a great feeling knowing that you were one of the few that had ever done that? Scouting experience only came from getting close enough to creature for it to sense you. Maskscent and Cammoflauge were a hope at best. Do you remember this? DO YOU REMEMBER?
That's why we are here. That is why you are here. That is why you have the call of the Ranger in you. We all do. We traveled the galaxy before the transportation. We traveled without armour, uber weapons and in most cases did it alone.
And I think all Rangers have been at least some part of Creature Handler too. I was one once, at least half thru it.
You are among family here Canon, we will be here to help.
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