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Thread: Jedi whine, accuse, then die. A sad tale. Or not.

Huntseeker
Sat Jun 18, 2005 4:53 pm
#14

lol JB, I'll rember that one for the nex time the jedi complain about the use of our good trap..


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Almagill
Sat Jun 18, 2005 7:11 pm
#15



HornedSandRanger wrote:
just remember not all of us are bad. Some of us used to be welcomed with open arms in this community. Hopefully that hasn't changed.





LOL, you know they're just ragging on a 'type'.

Same type that I saw on the Ettyy tonight. Two CL50's paddies tried stealing first Sawtooth then Crians the Unbearable, or whatever he's called, by diving in after I'd taken the health down to about 30%. Uhm, smart. It's still aggroed on me cos am outdamaging you... Then complaining to me that I stole THEIR loot.

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CuchulainnDarklight
Sat Jun 18, 2005 7:44 pm
#16

Hehe, what is really funny is the Jedi who /telled me to say "How the f**k did you f**cking kill me you f**king c**t cheater noob?!?! Your a f*ggot ranger your s**t, f**k of and die. Im reporting you for cheating, rangers cant fight you f**king scum!"


This went on for a while as i nearly crapped a kidney laughing at the child.


Then he said "Im a f**king rebel too you f**king scum traitor, ill have you banned from every rebel city!"


To which I replied,


"/tell JEBAY Im a Ranger, what need have I of cities? As a Colonel in the Rebel Alliance and a rebel starfighter elite pilot it sometimes falls to me to take on the more unpleasant tasks of a war. From your behaviour our operatives were able to determine that you are definately not a light side Jebay and had been corrupted by the dark side under the tutelage of Lord Vader! As such you were placed "beyond salvage" and it was my sworn duty to "sanction you"! Be glad your essence is now at one with the force and take pleasure in the peace, or clone, and you will find the Ranger is a man who never forgets, never forgives, and never gives any quarter."


After another 15 mins of abuse my roleplaying hat slipped off and i said


"/tell JEBAY Shut up or ill take that lightsaber and shove it right up your Imperial Outpost!"




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agent156
Sat Jun 18, 2005 9:53 pm
#17

I'm two days into my CU respec thingy, and just popped into MBH/MR. I don't think I'm going to be able to give it up Its totaly freaking rad.
Husko
Sat Jun 18, 2005 11:18 pm
#18

hmmm intersting. ive been playing for 7 weeks and i have now turned down the 'old man' for this very reason. thanks for reminding me i made the right choice




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SeanBlader
Sun Jun 19, 2005 12:43 am
#19

That's good stuff. I have a few Jedi friends, and sometimes I feel sorry for them though. They spent all that time getting to padawan, then they spent all that time working on their template and then the CU comes around and all of a sudden they can't hold their own against a Carbineer.

I'm all for showing whiners how it's done though, nice job JB.




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agent156
Sun Jun 19, 2005 1:33 am
#20

I unlocked FS and even unlocked a branch, just never got around to cashing in XP or anything. But I only had one SP at the time. But with MBH/MR I have 14... hmmm.
HornedSandRanger
Sun Jun 19, 2005 5:14 pm
#21






CuchulainnDarklight wrote:

Hehe, what is really funny is the Jedi who /telled me to say "How the f**k did you f**cking kill me you f**king c**t cheater noob?!?! Your a f*ggot ranger your s**t, f**k of and die. Im reporting you for cheating, rangers cant fight you f**king scum!"


This went on for a while as i nearly crapped a kidney laughing at the child.


Then he said "Im a f**king rebel too you f**king scum traitor, ill have you banned from every rebel city!"


To which I replied,


"/tell JEBAY Im a Ranger, what need have I of cities? As a Colonel in the Rebel Alliance and a rebel starfighter elite pilot it sometimes falls to me to take on the more unpleasant tasks of a war. From your behaviour our operatives were able to determine that you are definately not a light side Jebay and had been corrupted by the dark side under the tutelage of Lord Vader! As such you were placed "beyond salvage" and it was my sworn duty to "sanction you"! Be glad your essence is now at one with the force and take pleasure in the peace, or clone, and you will find the Ranger is a man who never forgets, never forgives, and never gives any quarter."


After another 15 mins of abuse my roleplaying hat slipped off and i said


"/tell JEBAY Shut up or ill take that lightsaber and shove it right up your Imperial Outpost!"




OMG. LMAO!!!





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QuietBlade
Wed Jun 22, 2005 1:19 am
#22

What really gets me is the fact that we do not whine and cry saying that Jedi shouldnt be able to solo the corvettes..... We dont moan that Jedi are too freagin powerful.....but yet in this one area...... (creatures) all we hear about is how we are exploiting......this all equals to the fact that


At least in this area.....for this time..... we are better than Jedi at something.... oh no...I said that out load......Crap...here come the Devs foolowing whatever the Jedi say......well, I just got our profession nerfed.....sorry guys.


Would it really kill a Jedi to accept that someone might actually be better at something than they are? Last time I checked.... Jango Fett was not arrested by Obi-Won..... That means that Jedi are not all powerful.... (Anakin: WELL I SHOULD BE)


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CuchulainnDarklight
Sat Jun 25, 2005 9:36 pm
#23






HornedSandRanger wrote:



Shut up or ill take that lightsaber and shove it right up your Imperial Outpost!"




OMG. LMAO!!!





Thats my JK2 and JA catchphrase hehe!





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Lomena
Sun Jun 26, 2005 2:26 pm
#24

I just might have to try MBH Mranger XD



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WornTraveler
Sun Jun 26, 2005 4:40 pm
#25

Hehe, I love watching people try that. One minute you see a little dot on the radar, the next it is a little gray x and you are getting a good laugh. Good post JB, made me happy



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