Ranger Archive

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Oreet wrote:

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AgonThalia wrote:
/camo
/whisper Zabraks whoop you all. no pungent smell, no nasty habits, (smelling dog butts), just a strong constitution, a desire for exploration and horns that you can hang your swoop keys on so they never get lost.

/sneakoff.

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Darth Maul wannabes do not a good Ranger make...

go find yourself a glowstick.

Message Edited by Oreet on 09-23-2005 01:10 PM

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ouch.. that hurt

when have i ever uttered the phrase "at last i will have my revenge on..."

darth mall rats was the perfect example of what a zabrak should not be.

1: bothans: "many bothans died to give us this information" if bothans were so cool, and their information network so good.. why did they suck so bad to lose so many?

2: rodians: (i promised never to make fun of them a while ago, so i wont... but the material is ample)

*Jumps in on Rodian side since his Rodian is his main character*

Who said Greedo is the represtanative from our species? He's just the only onefoolish enough to play an active role in the movie by dying. The rest of us were smart enough to stay far away from that whiney Jedi guy and his sister, and that other guy who flies a spaceborn pancake with a talking rug

Message Edited by Electro5 on 09-23-2005 03:04 PM

So Greedo the wannabe Bounty Hunter succeeds in finding Han Solo but ends up dying in the capture.... While the strange ranger that find Skywalker and his droids, is smart enough to just call in the Stormtroopers and let them die in his place.

Well we all knew Rangers was smatter

/lang Lekku
Glad I never get caught up in these feuds.

Oh ha ha, I just call it light reflecting off solar winds from Jupiter. Of course.

If we're 007 now, I'm James Bond seducing the ladies while you're an old man picking pockets for diaper change.

Message Edited by Landorien on 09-24-2005 04:25 AM

Pfft, I pick animals like you clean and play a symphony on the remnants later.

Ah, tis' nice to be apart of the magic here.

*applies cammo*
*sneaks out of range of this argument*
*goes off to kill some cannonfodder... err, stormtroopers*

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Oreet wrote:

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AgonThalia wrote:


2: rodians: (i promised never to make fun of them a while ago, so i wont... but the material is ample)

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i've only read one EU book about the Star Wars Universe. It was a book about each of the BH's that Vader sent after Solo and the Falcon (as well as Jabba's BH's that didn't make it to Vader's meeting).

As it turns out, Greedo was a small-time thug with absolutely NO bounty hunting experience... He didn't realize how dirty and underhanded those stinkin' humans are...

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No bounty hunting experience? Greedo must not have been smart either. I don't care if you have that "go-getter" attitude... you need some sort of plan. Corning a guy in mos eisley cantina and not taking his weapon away when you know he has a bounty on his head is stupid.

You Rodians need a better representative for your species.

Now, I'll go back to being an unoriginal human...

Message Edited by Osiraos on 09-23-2005 12:57 PM

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Phenix1050 wrote:

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AgonThalia wrote:


1: bothans: "many bothans died to give us this information" if bothans were so cool, and their information network so good.. why did they suck so bad to lose so many?

Well...i'm going to let you in on a little secret. Don't tell anybody. But before they got sent out there, they learned a little trick called "play dead". The rebels, being slightly naive, paid the families of the Bothan hereos a sizeable sum of money for their loss. The families promptly flew to the beaches of Corellia, where the Bothan spies were all waiting, perfectly alive.

2: rodians: (i promised never to make fun of them a while ago, so i wont... but the material is ample)

but it's so easy....

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and I don't make fun of Zabs. I mean, there was this one time with this Zab chick and...well, you all know how I'm Darth Mauls' daddy....

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ROFL