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Thread: why some races shouldn't be allowed to even be a ranger

linusboarder
Fri Sep 23, 2005 8:47 am
#1

Any Rodian Ranger should be able to smell a stealth Bothan/Wookie 2000m away. And what if it's raining, that wet dog smell would easily give away any bothans position, and I don't even like thinking about the wet wookie smell.

They should make a new profession for these races specifically, we'll call it... Target, but i will also accept Prey.



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Phenix1050
Fri Sep 23, 2005 8:51 am
#2






linusboarder wrote:
Any Rodian Ranger should be able to smell a stealth Bothan/Wookie 2000m away. And what if it's raining, that wet dog smell would easily give away any bothans position, and I don't even like thinking about the wet wookie smell.

They should make a new profession for these races specifically, we'll call it... Target, but i will also accept Prey.




please, that poojoo on your breath gives Rodians away at 500m. Plus, you guys need to showers. Idealy, Bothans would be able to break others' camo at long distance because of their superior sense of smell, but mask scent could be used to block that by a degree, Rodians should detect moving prey better with their supperior hearing, etc. But that's not the way it is. Now why don't you go order the poo-joo platter and get outta here?



PHE'NIX ANTARUS
BOTHAN ELDER RANGER
BEST LOOKINGSPY EVER--FOUNDER OF SATGWNIWNU
BURNING H*TPANTS SINCE 2003


This is horrible! I return to find my new title on the forum is "Jedi". What's up with that? If they wanted to confer that I'm rare and learned, they'd make my title RANGER. and then make it camo colored.
vinnytheelf
Fri Sep 23, 2005 8:56 am
#3

/maskscent




NGE... WHAT A F'KIN JOKE!
Phenix1050
Fri Sep 23, 2005 9:08 am
#4

too bad for the rodians that there isn't /maskBreath



PHE'NIX ANTARUS
BOTHAN ELDER RANGER
BEST LOOKINGSPY EVER--FOUNDER OF SATGWNIWNU
BURNING H*TPANTS SINCE 2003


This is horrible! I return to find my new title on the forum is "Jedi". What's up with that? If they wanted to confer that I'm rare and learned, they'd make my title RANGER. and then make it camo colored.
linusboarder
Fri Sep 23, 2005 9:22 am
#5

Bah you'd need a /maskscent modifier of +1M to be able to mask that stench. And Our breath smells, we're not the species that lick's ourselves and eat our own vomit.

Besides if your sense of smell is so good, why do you have to get so close to each other's butt to smell it?



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Oreet
Fri Sep 23, 2005 9:50 am
#6






linusboarder wrote:
Any Rodian Ranger should be able to smell a stealth Bothan/Wookie 2000m away. And what if it's raining, that wet dog smell would easily give away any bothans position, and I don't even like thinking about the wet wookie smell.

They should make a new profession for these races specifically, we'll call it... Target, but i will also accept Prey.




linusboarder, you're my new favorite person.
Lorrowyn
Fri Sep 23, 2005 9:51 am
#7

/wookieeroar


There, not camoed anymore. /brandish Ryyk Blade.



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Iconic professions. Ok. Chewbacca was a Scout. How come that didn't stay?


When you think about it, aren't almost all of the original professions iconic? You can find something on each of them in the Expanded Universe.


I miss being a Ranger. It was more than a profession, it was a virtual way of life. It wasn't for everyone. But those who took it up became family.

Electro5
Fri Sep 23, 2005 9:52 am
#8

*ponders how he can participate with both a Rodian and a Bothan character*



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linusboarder
Fri Sep 23, 2005 9:53 am
#9


Oreet wrote:


linusboarder wrote:
Any Rodian Ranger should be able to smell a stealth Bothan/Wookie 2000m away. And what if it's raining, that wet dog smell would easily give away any bothans position, and I don't even like thinking about the wet wookie smell.

They should make a new profession for these races specifically, we'll call it... Target, but i will also accept Prey.


linusboarder, you're my new favorite person.





/woot.. we'll hunt Phenix together (Circé is a female rodian Ranger )

Message Edited by linusboarder on 09-23-2005 10:53 AM



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Oreet
Fri Sep 23, 2005 10:00 am
#10






linusboarder wrote:

/woot.. we'll hunt Phenix together (Circé is a female rodian Ranger )

Message Edited by linusboarder on 09-23-2005 10:53 AM




one problem. out of all my toons on every server, my Naritus toon, Odask, is the only non-Rodian toon i have. he's a Trandosh that i made back before i knew any better. but he's almost a master Ranger, and almost master Pistoleer, so i don't want to reroll him as another species.
AgonThalia
Fri Sep 23, 2005 10:03 am
#11

/camo
/whisper Zabraks whoop you all. no pungent smell, no nasty habits, (smelling dog butts), just a strong constitution, a desire for exploration and horns that you can hang your swoop keys on so they never get lost.

/sneakoff.



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The Last Ranger Correspondent
Subterfuge and Sabotage, Concealment and Camouflage:
Colonel: Rebel Alliance

Oreet
Fri Sep 23, 2005 10:10 am
#12







AgonThalia wrote:
/camo
/whisper Zabraks whoop you all. no pungent smell, no nasty habits, (smelling dog butts), just a strong constitution, a desire for exploration and horns that you can hang your swoop keys on so they never get lost.

/sneakoff.




Darth Maul wannabes do not a good Ranger make...


go find yourself a glowstick.

Message Edited by Oreet on 09-23-2005 01:10 PM

linusboarder
Fri Sep 23, 2005 10:36 am
#13


Oreet wrote: one problem. out of all my toons on every server, my Naritus toon, Odask, is the only non-Rodian toon i have. he's a Trandosh that i made back before i knew any better. but he's almost a master Ranger, and almost master Pistoleer, so i don't want to reroll him as another species.




Hmm Female Rodian on Wanderhome for the GRM's.. however she isn't very developed.. Cbt. lvl 3



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