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Thread: Rangers Give Swimming Lessons [ OT ]

AgonThalia
Thu May 13, 2004 9:40 am
#14

lol,

I really am in a strange mood today...



Draknev
The Last Ranger Correspondent
Subterfuge and Sabotage, Concealment and Camouflage:
Colonel: Rebel Alliance

DWolfe
Thu May 13, 2004 1:03 pm
#15

So there I was, 7 minute wait in Mos Entha Starport...


So I start spinning. And jumping. And dancing. Spinning while dancing is something to see. A wookiee with a bowcaster spinning and dancing is really something to see.


So one of the guys standing aroundsays "I guess the rumors are true."


I says "What, that wookiees are crazy?"


He says "That people from Tatooine are crazy."


Guy #2 says "It's the desert. It gets to you."


Funny thing is, I'm not from Tatooine, nor do I visit there often. How do I explain that it's because I spend so much time alone in the wilds of the various planets of the galaxy (except Dantooine.. I've got an almost neurotic aversion to ever visiting that planet) that I'm just a little unhinged?





~Daracca of Valcyn
Corellian Defense Front - Information Officer
Rifleman - Shoot straight, conserve ammo, and never cut a deal with a Hutt.
Master Ranger - Come with me, and I'll show you the world.
Phenix1050
Thu May 13, 2004 5:57 pm
#16


you want to see funny??


Today, I was testing out the spinning thing while waiting for my mind to return (stupid Rifles...anyway) so I started spinning. I did the ctrl-shift-h thing to get rid of the HUD...


right about then, my Muon faded, causing me to puke...


if you've never seen someone spin around and puke, you're seriously missing out. It looks like some crazy new dance. I swear, had some one /watched me right then, they would have been so entertained, their mind would have been buffed for days. They would have had negative battle fatigue. It was hilarious.


*edited for spelling..."teh" does not equal "the".

Message Edited by Phenix1050 on 05-13-2004 05:59 PM



PHE'NIX ANTARUS
BOTHAN ELDER RANGER
BEST LOOKINGSPY EVER--FOUNDER OF SATGWNIWNU
BURNING H*TPANTS SINCE 2003


This is horrible! I return to find my new title on the forum is "Jedi". What's up with that? If they wanted to confer that I'm rare and learned, they'd make my title RANGER. and then make it camo colored.
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