Ranger Archive
Thread: Ranger HAT
Vorpaks
Tue Sep 14, 2004 4:55 pm
#144
I am now feeling slightly disturbed that I only have one melon...
Why am I having flashbacks to the milk thread? DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU'VE DONE??
Why am I having flashbacks to the milk thread? DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU'VE DONE??
Rooks
Tue Sep 14, 2004 6:38 pm
#145
Rooks wrote:
Yes, the title is correct, I believe we need a Ranger HAT.
I believe the Rangers deserve a selfish item that only Rangers can use.
Is it eye candy? Yes it is.
Is it Ranger only? Yes it is.
Do we want it now? Yes we do.
Art Design? Design should be a combination of Fedora/Indiana Jones Style/Cowboy Hat. Low brim that gives Rangers that mysterious look. With a mini-cape/veil along the back of the hat just shoulder length is to eliminate the problem the Imperial Hat has with hair styles.
The SOLE purpose of the mini-cape is for appearance and to remove the hair style art work problem.
Who makes it? Master Ranger, any color.
What is it made from?Bone, Hide.
Who can wear it? Novice Ranger and up ONLY.
Sockets? ZERO
Abilities? ZERO
Reason? EYE CANDY
The point of the Ranger Hat is a symbol of Rangerdom. This community has waited a LONG time for a Revamp and we all know we are going to be waiting a lot longer. The news that the Combat Revamp AND JTL has zero to do with Rangers as a class hurt alot of us deep inside, but, being Rangers we carried on.
This small, zero balance affecting game item is for appearances only and would go along way to making the Rangers feel like we are still remembered in this game.
A little bit of art work time is all that is needed, just modify the art off a sunguard or helm.
I know, asking for art work projects is selfish and demanding, well, dangitt, we deserve some eye candy.
Some may say this is an un-rangerish request, fine, I will shoulder that burden this one time.
Still want the HAT tho.
Calc, Tell Tiggs that we will all go to the server of her choice and spell out her name in Campsites if she gets us the HAT.
Odajja
Tue Sep 14, 2004 8:33 pm
#147
Phenix1050 wrote:
Can we also get the ability to chew on long pieces of grass and have a new chat type called /drawl
"Well howdy partner. That's a right nice mount you got there", Phe'nix says with a Southern drawl.
OK THATS IT!!!! We Dont all talk like that. SHAVE THE BOTHAN DAY!!!!!!!!!!! Im getting VibroRazzor ready. And No shave Cream or water for you.
Oreet
Tue Sep 14, 2004 9:52 pm
#148
TalKurgan wrote:
OK, Rooks likes Paks' melons, discussion of the ranger hat is now considered OT for this thread (and the hat must also fit wookiee-hippiees), don't play poker with sneaky bothan-llamas, and candlesticks make a nice wedding gift.
This is the War and Peace of threads.
Oh, and if we're not careful, Oreet might burn the building down...
Sorted.
why am i the pyromaniac of the group???
Oreet
Wed Sep 15, 2004 12:22 am
#149
Shenanniga...
ha, i almost walked right into your trap Phenix...
Mansun
Wed Sep 15, 2004 1:03 am
#150
Oreet wrote:
Fred_Skinner wrote:
one word: Tights.
Three words: Rangers in Tights
Now we just need to practice bad English accents.
tights???
what next, Hawtpants??
No actually i would say that the next thing should be... socks... yes socks
Iv been wondering for a while why noone wears socks, i meen, i for one dont want blisters all the time (might make hunting a bit more painfull.. 
Almagill
Wed Sep 15, 2004 4:03 am
#151
ROFLMAO
Socks?
One of the first things that puzzled me ingame was why nobody wears socks. That and how, with no, uhm, sanitation, they all manage to keep such brilliant white underwear...
You can be sure that, when the SW box set of movies comes out at the end of the month, I'll be carefully watching for evidence of socks, hose, popsox...
(I really DO have a life, honest...)
(no, really)
Socks?
One of the first things that puzzled me ingame was why nobody wears socks. That and how, with no, uhm, sanitation, they all manage to keep such brilliant white underwear...
You can be sure that, when the SW box set of movies comes out at the end of the month, I'll be carefully watching for evidence of socks, hose, popsox...
(I really DO have a life, honest...)
(no, really)
Fodder650
Wed Sep 15, 2004 10:56 am
#153
It is not your red stapler... it is my red stapler... i'll burn this place down
I lived office space after seeing it for the first time on a friday. I was laid off at 4:30pm that same day.
PEST_CONTROL
Wed Sep 15, 2004 2:44 pm
#154
I'm not a Ranger and I totally agree with this post. A Ranger hat (Indy style) is agreat item to add to the profession.
Sojourner
Wed Sep 15, 2004 3:42 pm
#155
Vorpaks wrote:
I am now feeling slightly disturbed that I only have one melon...
Why am I having flashbacks to the milk thread? DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU'VE DONE??
Well Paks, according to ancient greek mythology, amazons would regularly bind their torso on their throwing arms side. This was to retard the growth of breast on that side, they apparently felt that being "well endowed" messed with their accuracy.
So I guess that just means your an Amazon Wookiee Ranger.
Phenix1050
Thu Sep 16, 2004 9:33 am
#156
There is no responce in the world that could top that factoid.
Buncha one-melon'd ladies running around with duct-tape on one side of their chests....