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Thread: Best Idea Ever: Harass the Ranger

tekniko
Fri Feb 11, 2005 7:11 am
#1

So, I take a trip to Tatooine in order to help out a friend. He's at the bazaar terminal looking for something, so I meet him there. About a minute after I arrive and compliment him on his stylish new Wookie armor, this bonehead (really, head to toe bone armor) puts himself between us and begins to ask if I want to duel.

"That's not really my thing, man," I say. He keeps it up, offering me money, no deathblow, all the usual.

"No, I don't want to duel. Go away," I say and try to continue the conversation with my friend.

Well, bonehead won't take no for an answer and he begins to throw insults and /tells, which are easy enough to ignore. We leave the area, but he follows and continues his line. The insults get more and more personal.

We jump on our speeders and head toward my friend's house in the mountains. Bonehead follows on his. I pause for a moment to repeat that I do not want to duel, please go bother someone else. No dice. He's a persistent bugger. Well, OK. Let's just see how dedicated (foolish) he really is.

So, I tell my friend to keep going and I'll catch up in a moment; I have a plan. Bonehead is still following me and throwing insults, so I store my speeder, remask, perform a quick areatrack, and proceed to lead him up the slopes into Squill country. It was tough for him to keep up, but bonehead managed to follow me until I led him into a group of the beasts. I lost sight of him about that time. That was the last I heard from our pursuer. I'm guessing he learned his lesson.



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FourthNail
Fri Feb 11, 2005 7:12 am
#2

BAHAHAHA!!! Rangers rule, that was hilarious.


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DaveG
Fri Feb 11, 2005 7:17 am
#3

Classic, I applaude you sir.



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Vorpaks
Fri Feb 11, 2005 7:21 am
#4



I usually reply to these people with a very sweet "I'm putting you on addignore now. " But I like your method better!



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Fodder650
Fri Feb 11, 2005 8:25 am
#5

5 stars for you!



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tekniko
Fri Feb 11, 2005 8:32 am
#6



Fodder650 wrote:
5 stars for you!


But, no soup...



Adapt and overcome.
Colonel Tovan Cassidine - Elder Master Ranger/Elder Master Rifleman/Elder Master Politician/Elder Force Sensitive
Who's the more foolish: the fool or the fool who follows him?


Nowa Ielenia - Droid Engineer
Ahazi - Caldaria Cove, Dantooine (-2626, -15)
Aerec_Krouse
Fri Feb 11, 2005 8:49 am
#7

Thats a definite 5* worthy post and gives me an idea for the bell-end that does similar on FarStar.





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FourthNail
Fri Feb 11, 2005 8:53 am
#8

I think I know how you feel though. I swear I hear that friggin /tell beep in my sleep.


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Almagill
Fri Feb 11, 2005 9:00 am
#9

/report
buh bye

But yeah, dragging him out to the cabbage patch with the rest of the vegetables works nicely too



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JascoSmlee
Fri Feb 11, 2005 9:05 am
#10

-d'ArtH hAxOr- tells you "rU bIzZy d00d n33d U 2 tR4c|< 4 m3"


/addignore -d'ArtH



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Alpha_Cluster
Fri Feb 11, 2005 9:35 am
#11

You are soo right i hate ppl that speek like that in these games i mean go ply CCS or SC or even WCIII for all i care!



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AgonThalia
Fri Feb 11, 2005 9:56 am
#12

gotta love that tactic... sometimes it just feels good to outsmart someone.



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zstowell
Fri Feb 11, 2005 9:58 am
#13

And for an additional slap to the face, you should have done a /report on him too.



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