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Thread: Gunslinger Quotes From All Kinds of Places.
Voila: the ZF-1. It's light. Handle's adjustable for easy carrying; good for righties and lefties. Breaks down into 4 parts, undetectable by x-ray; ideal for quick, discreet interventions. A word on firepower. Three thousand round clip with bursts of 3 to 300. With the Replay button (another Zorg invention) it's even easier. One shot, and Replay sends every following shot to the same location. And to finish the job, all the Zorg oldies but goldies. Rocket launcher. Arrow launcher, with explodin' and poisonous gas heads. Very practical. Our famous net launcher. The ALWAYS efficient flame-thrower. My favorite. And for the Grand Finale, the all new "Ice Cube System."
- Zorg, The Fifth Element
Sometimes, when I fire my DX2 at a distant enemy, and that enemy quickly moves, yet my shot changes its path to still hit, I think of good ol' Zorg's "Replay" button.
You shoot first, shoot second, shoot some more, then question anything that's left. (wild wild west)
How can you shoot women and children? You just don't lead them as much. (full metal jacket)
Time to go to the matresses. (godfather)
(after having ammo taken away from them) Now what are we supposed to use, harsh language? (aliens)
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Mal: "If anyone gets nosy, just...you know... shoot 'em. "
Zoe: "Shoot 'em?"
Mal: "Politely."
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>Fencer Forum but what the hey<
Harrow: "You have to finish it, lad. You have to finish it. For a man (Atherton) to lay beaten... and yet breathing? It makes him a coward."
Inara: "It's humiliation."
Mal: "Sure. It would be humiliating. Having to lie there while the better man refuses to spill your blood. Mercy is the mark of a great man. (lightly stabs Atherton with the sword) Guess I'm just a good man. (stabs him again) Well, I'm all right."
Harrow: "You didn't have to wound the man."
Mal: "Yeah, I know, it was just funny."
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Mal: "Are you offering me a trade?"
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft. This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got."
Mal: "What I got? She has a name."
Jayne: "So does this!" (caresses the gun lovingly) "I call it Vera."
Mal: "Well, my days of taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle."
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Zoe:
Book:STRONG>
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Mal: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon."
Inara: "I'm sure I've heard that said. But perhaps the dining area isn't the place for this sort of thing?"
Mal: "What do you mean? Only place with a table big enough."
Inara: "Of course. In that case..." (rearranges guns) "Every well-bred petty crook knows -- the small concealable weapons always go to the far left of the place setting."
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Mal: How do you feel now youve killed a man
Simon: Well I do...
Book: Trust me son I saw your shooting you didnt hit anything.
&the IMMORTAL
River: No power in teh 'verse can stop me (after blindly headshotting three armed mercs in cover as fast as she could pull the trigger 
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Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?
Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps."
Faraed wrote:Darn rookies, you got it all wrong................"Im here to do 2 things, kick ass and chew bubble gum................ And im all out of bubble gum" - Rowdy Roddy Piper in They Live'nuff said.
Ahem...Duke Nuken 64!
Its from my favorite movie, Hard Boiled, and relates nicely to the dual wielding soon *long* to come.
"Give the guy a gun and he's Superman, give him two and he's God." -the cheif inspector
if someone already posted this one, sry for wasting your time!
Psyklon2 wrote:
Faraed wrote:Darn rookies, you got it all wrong................"Im here to do 2 things, kick ass and chew bubble gum................ And im all out of bubble gum" - Rowdy Roddy Piper in They Live'nuff said.
Ahem...Duke Nuken 64!
They live was at least a decade before duke nukem. They live stole it from somewhere else.